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Posted on 09-24-07 02:06:17 AM Link | Quote
If you were able to measure your epeener how long would yours be?
I would say mine is a solid 9 inches.

Yeah.
Nine.

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Posted on 09-24-07 02:07:24 AM Link | Quote
The feminine population of our order may find it difficult to answer this question.
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Posted on 09-24-07 02:08:07 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by GuyPerfect
The feminine population of our order may find it difficult to answer this question.

They'll manage.
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Posted on 09-24-07 02:37:22 AM Link | Quote
Simplicity v1.1
Thread of the minute, at best.

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Posted on 09-24-07 02:48:30 AM Link | Quote
Drag's Post #244
My e-peener size depends on my e-rection.

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Posted on 09-24-07 02:50:50 AM Link | Quote
Simplicity v1.1
But can it screw an elevator shaft?

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Posted on 09-24-07 03:54:37 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Sonicandfails
If you were able to measure your epeener how long would yours be?
I would say mine is a solid -9 inches.
This is what fails REALLY meant.

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Posted on 09-24-07 04:09:26 AM; last edit by HyperHacker on 09-24-07 04:09 AM Link | Quote
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Originally posted by Ranko
But can it screw an elevator shaft?
That might hurt. Those shafts tend to have pointy things in them. And elevators.

Anyway mine must be around OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND 1088 posts.

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Posted on 09-24-07 06:18:20 AM Link | Quote
at least 100 Yards.

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Posted on 09-24-07 07:20:22 AM Link | Quote
Bigger than yours.

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Posted on 09-24-07 11:45:34 AM Link | Quote
While I try to give the impression that it's an average size, I actually keep the majority of it hidden away from view.

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Posted on 09-24-07 11:55:56 AM Link | Quote
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It isn't how big it is, but how you use it.

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Posted on 09-24-07 01:31:32 PM Link | Quote
Simplicity v1.1
Originally posted by Biospark
It isn't how big it is, but how you use it.


That tiny, eh?

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Posted on 09-24-07 01:41:46 PM Link | Quote
This thread has survived for at least two minutes.

So whose e-peener is two minutes long?
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Posted on 09-24-07 01:57:17 PM Link | Quote
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Originally posted by Ranko
Originally posted by Biospark
It isn't how big it is, but how you use it.


That tiny, eh?

Any size is better than non-existant (yours).

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Posted on 09-24-07 04:53:09 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ranko
But can it screw an elevator shaft?

...That's not the question. The question is if it could satisfy the elevator shaft.

And, to answer the thread's question...

IT'S A SECRET TO EVERYBODY.
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Posted on 09-24-07 05:15:36 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ranko
Originally posted by Biospark
It isn't how big it is, but how you use it.


That tiny, eh?


Hey, now. It is of my homosexual position that oversized e-penises are undesirable.

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Posted on 09-24-07 06:00:43 PM Link | Quote
Simplicity v1.1
Is your homosexuality closeting your heterosexuality?

You tease.

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Posted on 09-25-07 11:06:41 PM Link | Quote
I'll take any excuse to whip this thing out.

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Posted on 09-25-07 11:08:13 PM Link | Quote
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epeener.length++;

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