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Posted on 09-29-10 09:50:57 PM Link | Quote


No.119 Sukasa
Mayfly Pokemon

BUG FLYING

HT 8′09″
WT 195.5 lbs.

It lived in the meadows approximately 2 hundred million years ago. It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Sukasa.


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Posted on 09-29-10 09:58:15 PM Link | Quote
My name didn't produce anything particularly interesting, so have these instead:

No.649 L1

Moist Pokemon

WATER

HT 13′11″
WT 525.2 lbs.

Legend says that a grassland is created when L1 dances. Water currents gush from its tentacles that will send an Indian elephant flying 40 meters.


No.225 Mewfour

Cow Pokemon

POISON

HT 9′05″
WT 232.6 lbs.

It reads minds and only becomes attached to people pure of heart. It will explode with very little stimulus so it is very popular as a pet.
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Posted on 09-30-10 01:17:45 AM (last edited by Peardian at 09-29-10 10:21 PM) Link | Quote
I haven't laughed this much in a long time. I love this.



No.713 X-rays from the moon
Genetic Pokemon

PSYCHIC STEEL

HT 3'03''
WT 35.5 lbs.

It is strong enough to easily lift up the elderly. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon trucks turned into X-rays from the moon.

No.777 trucks
Cocoon Pokemon

PSYCHIC BUG

HT 2'08''
WT 37.8 lbs.

Be careful if you encounter trucks in the ozone layer. It will attack with its front teeth. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence.

First sentence: very wise words indeed
Last sentence: ...Optimus?

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Posted on 09-30-10 01:37:56 AM Link | Quote
No.564 Incredible Paste

Atrocious Pokemon

ELECTRIC POISON

HT 15′01″
WT 567.5 lbs.

It starts to become active once night falls. There are some specimens of Incredible Paste that have lived for 500 years.

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Posted on 09-30-10 06:07:26 AM Link | Quote


No.546 Derp derp derp

Snake Pokemon

ELECTRIC DARK

HT 0′11″
WT 13.9 lbs.

A Pokemon that is serious and hard-working. It is a bit unusual but no one knows why.


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Posted on 09-30-10 11:30:02 AM (last edited by Keitaro at 09-30-10 08:46 AM) Link | Quote
my own names' weren't very good, but--



No.505 Pikachu

Long Leg Pokemon

ELECTRIC FIRE

HT 15′01″
WT 532.7 lbs.

It gets mad 13 hours a day. It likes Mudkips but no one knows why.


No.777 ?

Sparrow Pokemon

FLYING

HT 7′02″
WT 145.7 lbs.

It deftly uses its large wings to pick up and eat telephone poles. It lives in the jungle and catches food with its thorny body.


what
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Posted on 09-30-10 02:24:13 PM Link | Quote
No.452 Tyty210
Rabbit Pokemon

FIRE POISON

HT 0'03"
WT 15.4 lbs.

It is full of curiosity so it is very popular as a pet. It deftly uses its front teeth to pick up and eat Indian elephants.





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Posted on 09-30-10 02:40:40 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by AGP
No.760 Zero One

Ninja Pokemon

NORMAL

HT 0′03″
WT 16.4 lbs.

It dances elegantly and is said to represent the river. It lived in the swamp approximately 3 hundred million years ago.


I'm a NINJA!

Originally posted by AGP
No.737 Samus Aran

Dragon Pokemon

FIGHTING DRAGON

HT 4′07″
WT 69.6 lbs.

After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence. Samus Aran's round eyes can seem a bit strange.


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Posted on 09-30-10 03:28:49 PM (last edited by Keitaro at 09-30-10 12:29 PM) Link | Quote

No.599 Santa Clause

Transport Pokemon

DARK FIGHTING

HT 10′06″
WT 282.7 lbs.

It eats 4 kilograms of iron beams a day. It drove out the Pokemon living in rocky mountains and settled down there.

Gabu

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Posted on 10-01-10 02:37:59 AM Link | Quote
That gonk emoticon never ceases to make something even more disturbingly amazing. XD


No.676 Gabu

Happiness Pokemon

ICE GROUND

HT 2′11″
WT 26.2 lbs.

After being exposed to X-rays from the moon fish Pokemon turned into Gabu. It starts to become active once night falls.


happiness pokemon lolwut?

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Posted on 10-01-10 04:26:48 AM Link | Quote
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No.146 Dr. Eggman

Dog Pokemon

WATER ELECTRIC

HT 5′10″
WT 104.5 lbs.

There have been incidents of Dr. Eggman using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Johto. It is skilled at dancing so it will even help Trainers at work.



No.896 Lex Luthor

Dragon Pokemon

DRAGON PSYCHIC

HT 6′02″
WT 89.4 lbs.

It lived in dark places approximately 6 hundred million years ago. It is popular among children to compare their Lex Luthor's sharp fangs.



No.794 Ridley

Big Horn Pokemon

BUG

HT 0′08″
WT 25.7 lbs.

It sleeps elegantly and is said to represent the ozone layer. It dances 18 hours a day.



No.184 Intel Celeron 533MHz

Genetic Pokemon

FIGHTING BUG

HT 1′09″
WT 22.1 lbs.

It is popular among Gym Leaders to compare their Intel Celeron 533MHz's big jaws. It can unleash 500 punches a second.


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Posted on 10-01-10 04:37:12 AM Link | Quote

No.938 Colin

Mysterious Pokemon

POISON GROUND

HT 14′09″
WT 575.3 lbs.

When it senses danger it threatens the enemy with its tentacles. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence.


...Tentacles AND hind legs?


No.196 Green Cleric

Chick Pokemon

WATER FIRE

HT 25′09″
WT 1647.1 lbs.

Be careful if you encounter Green Cleric in the sea. It will attack with its thorny body. It reads minds and only becomes attached to people pure of heart.


...Well, the pure of heart part is pretty accurate. However, I'd weigh NEARLY A TON.

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Posted on 10-01-10 04:47:17 AM Link | Quote
09-30-10 11:47:17 PM
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No.269 Rena
Big Jaw Pokemon
PSYCHIC/GHOST
HT 6′08″
WT 133.3 lbs.
Its charming appearance is popular among Elite Four. There are some specimens of Rena that have lived for 600 years.
This... actually makes a fair bit of sense.


No.612 Gary Motherfucking Oak
Mysterious Pokemon
DARK/BUG
HT 1′05″
WT 23.8 lbs.
Its charming appearance is popular among little girls. Legend says that a rocky mountain is created when Gary Motherfucking Oak yawns.
...Gary's into little girls, eh?


No.244 America
Cat Pokemon
ELECTRIC
HT 12′06″
WT 385.5 lbs.
It is strong enough to easily lift up Team Rocket. There are some specimens of America that have lived for 600 years.
Weight, accurate, height, maybe not.


No.556 Anonymous
Long Leg Pokemon
POISON/WATER
HT 0′08″
WT 12.2 lbs.
It deftly uses its tentacles to pick up and eat Pidgey eggs. After being exposed to X-rays from the moon telephone poles turned into Anonymous.
.../b/tards are mutated telephone poles, and the moon gives off X-rays. Who knew?

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Posted on 10-01-10 11:14:53 AM (last edited by Me-me at 10-01-10 08:15 AM) Link | Quote

No.069 Jul
Knife Pokemon

BUG ELECTRIC

HT 0Œ03
WT 3.3 lbs.

It is loyal to its Trainer so it will even help old men at work. Legend says that a snowy mountain is created when Jul sings.


Lol wtf.


No.317 The King
Ninja Pokemon

NORMAL

HT 2Œ01
WT 38.0 lbs.

It will bravely face an opponent even larger than itself. It is constantly singing to keep its heart pumping.


The king is a ninja. Who'd have thought?


No.927 Me-me
Dragon Pokemon

DRAGON DARK

HT 5Œ01
WT 85.2 lbs.

When Me-me jumps it creates tornadoes that will even blow away an Indian elephant. It starts to become active once night falls.


I'm a DRAGON? Whoa, overkill.
The night active part is accurate though

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Posted on 10-02-10 10:31:39 PM Link | Quote

No.846 Pedobear

Palm Tree Pokemon

GRASS PSYCHIC

HT 0′03″
WT 16.5 lbs.

It lurks in dark places patiently waiting for prey to approach. Pedobear's big jaws can seem a little strange.

No.785 Madam Mim

Ninja Pokemon

DARK

HT 0′07″
WT 11.0 lbs.

It lived in the swamp approximately 3 hundred million years ago. It drove out the Pokemon living in the sea and settled down there.

No.719 Cactus

Wild Bull Pokemon

FIRE

HT 4′00″
WT 57.5 lbs.

There have been incidents of Cactus using mysterious powers to kidnap Team Rocket. Its charming appearance is popular among women.

No.648 Heavy

Mysterious Pokemon

STEEL GRASS

HT 20′00″
WT 976.9 lbs.

It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. Heavy's large wings can seem extremely strange.

No.287 Otaku

Dragon Pokemon

ELECTRIC DRAGON

HT 6′11″
WT 139.0 lbs.

It eats 7 kilograms of Wurmple a day. It is strong enough to easily lift up little girls.

No.916 Spy

Pig Pokemon

NORMAL

HT 1′10″
WT 20.7 lbs.

It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Spy. Its charming appearance is popular among little girls.



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Posted on 10-03-10 12:15:29 AM Link | Quote
....how are Wurmple not endangered
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Posted on 10-03-10 02:02:57 AM (last edited by Maxwell at 10-02-10 11:28 PM) Link | Quote
No.087 Maxwell

Snake Pokemon

PSYCHIC

HT 6'05"
WT 128.6 lbs.

It is strong enough to easily lift up Trainers. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence.

and this, lol


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Posted on 10-03-10 02:54:24 AM Link | Quote

After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence.
There's a lot of that going around. (Goddamn humans did this already)

(SPEAKING OF...)

No.665 Human

Tiger Pokemon

NORMAL WATER

HT 25′04″
WT 1463.7 lbs.

When it's in a good mood it will sing in a beautiful voice, but it is very irritating when mad. It starts to become active once night falls.
True: The moods can match...anyone, really.
Plausible: "665, Neighbor of the Beast" and Normal/Water typing
False: Tiger species, also too high HT & WT.
Depends on: Some are active only at night, others not so.

Also this weird thing

No.570 Mosquito

Dragon Pokemon

DRAGON FLYING

HT 2′05″
WT 35.0 lbs.

It lives in dark places and catches food with its tentacles. Mosquito's hard shell can seem a little strange.
Prehistoric edition in the works? Dark places sure, but tentacles? E

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Posted on 10-03-10 11:41:41 AM Link | Quote
Wow, I'm huge:






This one is REALLY inaccurate:



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Posted on 10-03-10 02:21:55 PM Link | Quote
This reminded me of one of my bookmarks from when I was about 8. I decided to uncover it on our horribly slow XP. Here s the link. http://pizza.sandwich.net/poke/pokemon.html You type in your name and favorite color and it gives you a Pokename.
Name: Kellykel
Color: Gold

Your Pokéname is:
Starwad

Profile

You live in the arctic wastes of Alaska, and your diet consists mostly of donuts, bats and Dr. Pepper.
Characteristics

(Combat and Non-combat)

You have big hair. You can shoot sand. You can resist broken glass. You can resist fire. You can puke rocks. You can walk on lava. You can shoot force bolts.
Natural Enemies

Your natural enemy is Lickibra.

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