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Posted on 09-27-10 09:04:07 PM Link | Quote
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Posted on 09-27-10 09:20:11 PM Link | Quote

Excuse me, but can it clean the balls I keep in my pants?

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Posted on 09-28-10 12:18:50 AM Link | Quote
When I saw this I wasn't really sure if it was a parody or if they were actually serious. Either way the writer for that commercial needs to be fired.
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Raucous commercials like this fail to shock me. They need to find a new shtick if they want my attention.

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Posted on 09-28-10 01:32:23 AM Link | Quote
Yeah this is just one of zillions of commercials that just makes me facepalm and further hate the advertising industry along with whatever the hell they are advertising. On top of that, it's right up there with Geico as a "product I utterly despise just due to their advertising tactics". Then again I guess I'm not in Axe's "target market" so I doubt they'd care. Looks like this was part of an infomercial though since its pretty long. All of their buyers must be immature MTV crazed retarded shits who get off by hearing penis jokes all day and don't even know what a brain is much less how to use one. Or at least, that's what Axe thinks about its userbase judging from this

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Well yes, that and women-crazy teens who are gullible enough to believe that it really is a woman-magnet. Like women can be controlled by silly scents. Yeah right.

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Posted on 09-28-10 01:56:35 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by BlackNemesis13
All of their buyers must be immature MTV crazed retarded shits who get off by hearing penis jokes all day and don't even know what a brain is much less how to use one.

Well, not ALL of us.

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Posted on 09-28-10 02:19:28 AM Link | Quote
Well just think, a real axe will cut them off.

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Posted on 09-28-10 02:22:07 AM (last edited by Orlandu at 09-27-10 11:23 PM) Link | Quote
I buy Axe Body Spray but thats about it. Their stuff smells good but not when I can get something much cheaper for a lot more. And this ad...



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Posted on 09-28-10 08:21:38 PM (last edited by BlackNemesis13 at 09-28-10 05:23 PM) Link | Quote
Yeah I'm not saying that all Axe buyers are dumb or anything, I'm just saying that all of Axe's commercials make it excruciatingly clear exactly what stereotype of a target market they want to buy their product, so actually they are insulting you by assuming that all Axe buyers fall into that stereotype. If anything, I think it insults most potential buyers by giving the product a stigma. What about the people who like the scent of Axe or want to try it, but don't want to be associated with the over horny booby obsessed teen retards who actually think this stuff is a chick magnet? Commercials like this just turn that market off, and it gives you no information about the product at all. This is what you call exclusive advertising.

They are clearly counting on people to buy this shit from pure impulse and hormones without giving it a second thought. In fact, they are deliberately marketing AGAINST anyone who would buy this product after thinking about it by giving them nothing to think about. That tells me that this company knows that if someone intelligent actually thought about what they were buying they wouldn't buy it, and that makes me severely question the quality of this product. I mean with advertising like this, you could just have water in there and the product would still get the same reaction.

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Posted on 09-29-10 12:56:28 AM Link | Quote
pretty ballsy of them to make such a commercial.

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Posted on 09-29-10 05:19:46 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Anthro Yogurt Tub
pretty ballsy of them to make such a commercial.

I dunno, I thought they gave some consumers the shaft.

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Posted on 09-29-10 07:23:03 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Spontaneous Madness
Originally posted by Anthro Yogurt Tub
pretty ballsy of them to make such a commercial.

I dunno, I thought they gave some consumers the shaft.

Stop dicking around, you two. Don't start making me teste!

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