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Posted on 09-20-07 01:20:27 AM Link | Quote
Eventually the legions of the undead will rise up and take over the world. When that time comes, you'll need to know what you're doing. So, what's your zombie plan?

Mine is to play Resident Evil 4 before the zombie invasion comes and then go out Leon Kennedy-style. That or go north to Alaska to escape the zombies. They'll freeze up there because they have no body heat!

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Posted on 09-20-07 01:25:44 AM Link | Quote
I'll stock up on lot's of food, and block off all ways of getting into my house, I'll also use Knifes and shovels as weapons, and sometimes start a smoke in the hopes of people finding it and coming to save me.

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Posted on 09-20-07 01:27:46 AM Link | Quote
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!

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Posted on 09-20-07 01:34:52 AM Link | Quote
Eat them before they can eat me.

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Posted on 09-20-07 01:36:13 AM Link | Quote
Food + Attic + wait for all the Zombies to think no ones left alive and move on to another part of the world. Then meet up with all surviving humans in the area.

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Posted on 09-20-07 01:54:46 AM Link | Quote
Cheat codes. Infinite HP + Infinite Ammo + All Guns.

...owai-

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Posted on 09-20-07 02:36:31 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by KittyKev
Cheat codes. Infinite HP + Infinite Ammo + All Guns.

...owai-


If you had to do it legit, you could always put some boxes in the doorway and camp in your room with dual magnums.

Maybe park a wart hog in there and gauss the zombies.

Real men use shot guns, but hey, if you have to use a gauss turret to kill one measly zombie, go ahead.
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Posted on 09-20-07 05:17:44 AM Link | Quote
First, get a car.

Second, drive around and ensure that everyone you care for is safe, if someone has turned into a zombie, relieve him/her from the pain.

Third, gather weapons and food.

Fourth, drive to our school and go into the bombing shelter.

Fifth, get access to radio and send help requests, while trying to survive as long as you can.

Sixth, if all is lost -> suicide.

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Posted on 09-20-07 05:25:17 AM Link | Quote
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Posted on 09-20-07 07:30:46 PM Link | Quote
JL2 - Post #1047 - 09-20-07 02:30:46 PM
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DELETE FROM people WHERE is_zombie;

If that doesn't work, probably what Kaze said.

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Posted on 09-20-07 09:31:37 PM Link | Quote
Get a large hammer.

Smash some zombie heads.

Find someone to help.

Repeat.

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Posted on 09-20-07 09:37:32 PM; last edit by Seijika on 09-25-07 12:16 AM Link | Quote
Find an old styled suit of knight's armor (can't get bit now, bi-atch!), or some other full metal/hard plastic body suit. Then start doing my shiz.

Of course, Knight armor would mostly mean sword, so. UEn garde!
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Posted on 09-20-07 09:43:49 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Seijika
Un garde!
Isn't it "En gardé"?

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Posted on 09-20-07 10:31:40 PM Link | Quote
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Apply Mona_The_Vampire to world. Get salt, or any food with salt, watch zombies die.
>8)

That or do my "super sexy super transformation sequence"* and kick zombie ass.

*Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged.

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Posted on 09-25-07 12:15:35 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by KittyKev
Originally posted by Seijika
Un garde!
Isn't it "En gardé"?
...touche.

*Is too lazy to make the "é"...except right there.*
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Posted on 09-26-07 12:35:29 AM Link | Quote
Mine involve,
Get flamethrowers, Survive... not much else
Nuke everything (Suicide is better than being a zombie)
Work our differences out with the zombies
*Basic zombie plan A* (Go to mall, get food, rob gun store, rinse and repeat untill you escape =D)

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