Jul -- Computers and Technology: You know you're a geek when...

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Posted on 08-27-10 08:49:57 PM

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You know that you're a geek when you spend your time at Jul asking people what their favourite obsolete OS is, stuff like that

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Posted on 08-27-10 09:06:16 PM

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You know you're a geek when you obsess over computers that would meditate when they crashed. =)

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Posted on 08-27-10 09:38:20 PM

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You know you're a geek when you devote an entire day toward talking to people on Jul about your detailed opinions regarding Star Trek. Also, you know you're a geek when you've watched TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY, and ENT religiously enough to actually have detailed opinions on each. Also, you know you're a geek when you actually understand this poem no problem without looking anything up, and even more so if you know its original source. You're the ultimate geek if you like the poem so much that you've memorized it to recite to your friends for good times

Felix catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array,
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

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Posted on 08-29-10 08:17:43 AM

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When you tell the Cable installer they're doing it wrong and proceed to install the Cable for them, then it turns out better than they could have done it.

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Posted on 08-29-10 04:46:38 PM

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... when you spend a lot of time on the phone explaining how wi-fi works and what the paging file is and how to set up modems, routers, slingboxes, DVRs, bluetooth, etc. to people like my grandparents. I have a whole mental list of metaphors to simplify explanations. They seem to work with most people, to get them to grasp concepts like a wireless network, a firewall, why VNC is useful, what SSH is for, or what a DNS server does. My job is partially tech support, though ... so it's part of my job to be a walking pseudo-techcyclopedia. :x

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Posted on 08-29-10 06:18:18 PM

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...you spend time familiarising yourself with the lore and history of Metroid and are able to quote it all from memory at will.

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Posted on 08-29-10 09:37:13 PM

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You know you are a geek when you say something too verbose at work and your boss asks what it means... and you can't put it in layman's terms so they can comprehend it.

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Posted on 08-30-10 01:33:05 AM

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Posted on 08-30-10 04:39:32 AM (last edited by paulguy at 08-30-10 01:40 AM)

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... people frequently get pissed at you for talking about computers for far too long.

... every device you own that is capable of doing so has or has had linux on it.

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Posted on 08-30-10 10:15:37 PM

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:33 < supakitsune

Originally posted by Metal_Man88
When you tell the Cable installer they're doing it wrong and proceed to install the Cable for them, then it turns out better than they could have done it.

Oh god, I did this once. Well, it was with the cable modem. The guy they had come out and install it had no idea what the fuck he was doing because I was using Firefox exclusively, and had flat-out removed IE from that installation of Windows. He couldn't work the web setup program because I had a different browser. How sad~

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Posted on 08-31-10 02:11:41 AM

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A lot of that stuff is really dreadfully programmed and might not work in firefox. I guess they just refuse to support it because it'd be more work to train people to not be retarded and spent 2 seconds to find the address bar a few pixels from where it is in ie.

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Posted on 08-31-10 04:31:08 PM (last edited by Friend2.0 at 08-31-10 01:31 PM)

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You know the entire LOTR and Dune series by heart and can quote from them...

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Posted on 08-31-10 05:22:38 PM

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	... when you've read over 40 Star Wars expanded universe novels. ____________________

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Posted on 08-31-10 08:01:49 PM

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... you know the effects of every yugioh card by name off the top of your head.

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Posted on 09-08-10 09:06:57 PM

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09-08-10 04:06:57 PM
Post #3580

...you spend more time reverse-engineering video games than playing them.

...you're in enough IRC channels that the list no longer fits in the window.

...rather than enlarging the window, you play with the idea of writing a new client.

...you have five monitors.

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Posted on 09-08-10 10:46:47 PM

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...when you lul yourself to sleep by thinking about computers, tablets, and game consoles

...when you realize that you've been talking about computers for an hour, straight, without a single word spoken by the other person

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Posted on 09-08-10 11:45:31 PM

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Originally posted by Rena
...you have five monitors.

...you have at least ten computers, ranging from the Apple IIe to a custom-built Phenom II x6-based PC.

...you lose track of how many computers you have.

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Posted on 09-09-10 12:46:48 AM

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Originally posted by BlackNemesis13
Felix catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents.
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array,
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

I... I think I love you. Also, Brent Spiner hates cats.

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Posted on 09-10-10 04:18:28 PM

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When you salvage a mid 80's computer from your parent's garage after its been sitting there for four years or so and now use it to play old classics and new games you've never got around to playing as a kid.

Classic Carmen Sandiego FTW

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