Skreeny
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Lift up one side of the mattress so he rolls off onto the floor. Voila, he's both awake and (technically) out of bed.
Oh, you may want to make sure there's nothing on the floor for him to fall on and break/be broken by. |
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Yeah I realize that I can't do most of these. But I'll still have fun somehow.
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JL2 - Post #1006 - 09-17-07 06:42:06 PM Day 57, rank 8; Level 34 (51.3%) 12563/24472 (241742/253651)
GPP: 360; GT: 41.030 Originally posted by Skreeny Lift up one side of the mattress so he rolls off onto the floor. Voila, he's both awake and (technically) out of bed.
Oh, you may want to make sure there's nothing on the floor for him to fall on and break/be broken by.
Nor anything nearby he might grab onto and pull down.
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Seijika
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It's crude, but...
Fart in his face. |
BlackNemesis13
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Move one hand so it's hanging off of the side of the bed.
Fill this hand with shaving cream.
Tickle his nose.
He'll certainly be motivated to get out of bed to clean his face off  |
Dan Hibiki
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Douse him in gas and light him on fire.
No, seriously, he'll be fine.
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