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Posted on 09-17-07 07:15:01 AM Link | Quote
So yeah, put up some videos of people doing something impossible that it appears.

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Touhou look-alike

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Posted on 09-17-07 08:49:43 AM Link | Quote
Yeah, I saw that a while ago. Kind of silly actually.

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Posted on 09-17-07 09:50:23 AM Link | Quote
Do a barrel roll!

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Posted on 09-17-07 01:06:31 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kles
Yeah, I saw that a while ago. Kind of silly actually.

This makes the Touhou series look almost easy, Mushihime-sama is probably the hardest shooter ever, making Gradius look like ... training
On the other hand: You actually have to sacrifice a lot if time for practice to do it that perfectly, dodging everything besides a small hitbox (even only an area of just one single pixel would be hard here). So the real life might come short, when mastering that game
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Posted on 09-17-07 03:06:56 PM Link | Quote
It's funny, because I thought of this when I saw the thread title.

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Posted on 09-17-07 03:09:52 PM Link | Quote
That was just ridiculous.


The player died so many times it was annoying, especially since it always screamed the same thing each time. The firepower was equally ridiculous, but I can't tell how powerful it was, as it took five whole minutes of basically non-stop firing to kill it. Then again, its health bar does extend from one end of the screen to the other...



I think I'll just stick to Gradius and Fraxy.

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Posted on 09-17-07 03:57:05 PM Link | Quote
That beats the shit out of Phantasm :/

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Posted on 09-17-07 06:33:12 PM; last edit by Chen on 09-17-07 06:36 PM Link | Quote
They have that game at my arcade.

The joystick is broken, and doesn't move left.

...

It's not exactly winnable.

Hard doesn't nessesarilly make a game good though, and I tell you right now, that game is epic fail. First level's music makes my ears bleed. (although same could be said about Story of Eastern Wonderland, neh?)

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Posted on 09-17-07 06:34:59 PM Link | Quote
Bullet hells are all about dodging bullet patterns. That game is no exception.

I prefer playing these kind of games free at home because... well, just the sheer fact that I'd lose a lot like that means I'd lose a lot of freaking money.

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Posted on 09-17-07 06:42:41 PM Link | Quote
There is a bit of an exception to Futari.... ...... it wasn't designed to be beaten by even the greatest gamers. There are several parts throughout the game where the patterns are quite simply undodgable, and even if you save all your bombs, and don't make any mistakes, the minimum POSSIBLE to beat that game is 2 continues.

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Posted on 09-17-07 08:15:30 PM Link | Quote
I don't think there is enough purple in that video

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Posted on 09-17-07 08:34:46 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Catrion
I don't think there is enough purple in that video


Like trying to dodge rain.

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Posted on 09-17-07 08:39:50 PM Link | Quote
Please tell me that's not the Easy setting.

I can see this game used to torture prisoners in hell:

Satan: "Okay, I'll let you out... but only if you 1cc Futari on Hard!"

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Posted on 09-17-07 08:58:28 PM Link | Quote
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Someone must complete that game on the hardest difficulty withouth losing lives or bombs, that is, in a tool assisted run done frame by frame and smashing the machine to generate random errors that may make a bullet appear a pixel misplaced.


Please tell me that's not the Easy setting.

If that is the arcade, probably it's Normal...

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Posted on 09-17-07 09:56:23 PM Link | Quote
According to the video, its on the hardest difficulty.

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Posted on 09-17-07 10:03:49 PM Link | Quote
N... no thanks, I'll stick to playing Twinbee Da! and Parodius (And maybe some Gradius too). At least THOSE games have bosses that don't fill the screen with bullets... well, not like that, anyway. I'd take Parodius MSX's crumbling wall anyday.

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Posted on 09-17-07 10:07:43 PM; last edit by InsertNameHere on 09-17-07 10:08 PM Link | Quote
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Something even more difficult.

I think this one is on Hard. Third to the last difficulty.

Wait untill the soft orchestra music plays and then its bullshit.

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Posted on 09-17-07 10:42:08 PM Link | Quote
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Something even more difficult.

I think this one is on Hard. Third to the last difficulty.

Wait untill the soft orchestra music plays and then its bullshit.

Now that's insane.



Strangely, that person seemed to die less.

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Posted on 09-17-07 10:49:54 PM Link | Quote
Why the hell do they stop shooting?!?! They could've defeated the bosses like 30-60 seconds earlier, but they STOP SHOOTING!#$!#%

Also, the boss' first two bullet patterns (from the second video) are easily dodgable, it's only the REST of them that screw you

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Posted on 09-17-07 11:02:09 PM Link | Quote
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