I hope you have the common sense to see the danger in many of these ideas.

I'm terrible at getting out of bed too, so here's a few tricks I use to help myself:
1) Many, many alarms, set 5 or 10 minutes apart from eachother. The first 2 are DSes, the next few (up to 11 ) are a batch script that opens the Kirby's Adventure NSF in Winamp, puts it on repeat, and gradually turns up the volume.

2) Put the alarm clocks far from bed, so you have to actually get up and walk to them.

3) If it's cold, turn a heater on. It's a hell of a lot harder to get up when your room's freezing.

4) Have pets come in and annoy you.

If you're looking for fun ways to wake someone up, though, might I suggest pinching their nose or just ripping the blankets right off? Just be sure they're wearing something...

____________________