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Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


Posts: 2180/5913
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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

Since last post: 4.0 years
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Posted on 06-24-10 07:33:44 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
Granted. It falls out and rolls into some cranny where you never find it. It sits there for all eternity, not breaking.

(Thats almost what it did the first time, except on the carpet and my son actually found it)

Originally posted by HyperHacker
I wish instead of going to college, I could just download knowledge off the net and upload it into my brain.

Granted, but your brain can only hold 2MB of storage and you can only store 2 papers or 3 images at a time.

I wish I had more soda to drink right now.

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Danika
6230
Level: 141


Posts: 3683/6235
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Since: 10-23-09


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Posted on 06-24-10 07:39:08 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it's actually flavored water.

I wish I had an Acer netbook...

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Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


Posts: 2219/5913
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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

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Posted on 06-25-10 07:41:48 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it doesn't access the net. Or do anything besides fold open and close.

I wish I could eat steak for lunch every day.

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


Posts: 3434/5390
EXP: 29076817
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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 342 days
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Posted on 06-25-10 09:45:50 PM Link | Quote
06-25-10 04:45:50 PM
Post #3434
Granted, but you die of a heart attack after a month from all that steak.

I wish technology weren't such a pain in the ass.

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MajesticLight
710
Level: 55


Posts: 313/711
EXP: 1257729
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Since: 04-15-10

From: Virginia

Since last post: 10.7 years
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Posted on 06-26-10 01:05:47 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but now it's a pain in the neck.

I wish I could have more memory space on my cellphone. Either that or find the cord that plugs into the computer so I can transfer them.

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RahanAkero

The End of the World
Level: 57


Posts: 164/756
EXP: 1400983
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Since: 11-25-09

From: Staten Island, NY

Since last post: 264 days
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Posted on 06-26-10 01:54:39 AM Link | Quote
Granted twice, but you can only write text to the new space, and the cord is for a different brand of phone.

I wish my A/C worked better. D:

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Drake
Member
Level: 32


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Since: 01-26-08


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Posted on 06-27-10 04:44:31 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you get a severe cold.

I wish that Hollywood makes original good films with critical acclaim.
Thoughtless
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Board President
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Since: 01-13-09

From: Puerto Rico

Since last post: 10.3 years
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Posted on 06-27-10 04:55:12 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but nobody watches them and all the film companies are forced to shut down leaving just one company open -- Uwe Boll's film studio.

I wish my friend would sell me his working iphone 3GS.

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

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Posted on 07-02-10 01:37:34 PM Link | Quote
07-02-10 08:37:34 AM
Post #3459
Granted, but moments after you buy the phone, a large bird swoops down and steals it.

I wish I could find a job.

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Kit
370
Level: 42


Posts: 128/374
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Since: 12-07-09

From: Scootland

Since last post: 11.4 years
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Posted on 07-02-10 04:19:47 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the company goes into administration because they spent all the extra money trying to pay you

I wish I could star in a bollywood dance film.

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Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

1987-2014


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Since: 09-01-09

From: Seattle

Since last post: 10.1 years
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Posted on 07-02-10 04:27:55 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you must remain in India for the rest of your life, without your possessions.

I wish there were more entry-level job openings.

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Kit
370
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Since: 12-07-09

From: Scootland

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Posted on 07-02-10 04:31:55 PM Link | Quote
Granted, welcome to McDonalds!

I wish Lunaria would come on cosmicbreak

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Gabu

Star Mario
Placeholder Ikachan until :effort: is found
Level: 172


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Since: 08-10-09

Pronouns: they/them, she/her
From: Santa Cruisin' USA

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Posted on 07-02-10 04:37:20 PM Link | Quote
She does, but it is a totally different Lunaria.

I wish mom would bake that banana bread.

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ReiNi
さよなら＊へヴン
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Since: 07-21-07


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Posted on 07-02-10 04:58:42 PM Link | Quote
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She does, but as you were too impacient, you don't appreciate its taste when you eat it, and soon enough you find yourself with no banana bread.

I want Ikachan.

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TanukiBros
Random nobody
Level: 5


Posts: 2/4
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Since: 07-07-10


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Posted on 07-07-10 10:57:21 PM Link | Quote
Wish granted , but the computers deletes it.

I wish that I had the ultimate computer.

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Thoughtless
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Since: 01-13-09

From: Puerto Rico

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Posted on 07-07-10 11:52:21 PM Link | Quote
Wish granted but it becomes sentient and it kills you and the rest of the human race.

I wish I was a little bit taller than I am now.

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Pandaren
Still something.
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Since: 08-17-07

From: Finland

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Posted on 07-08-10 07:50:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Thoughtless
Wish granted but it becomes sentient and it kills you and the rest of the human race.

I wish I was a little bit taller than I am now.

Wish granted, you are now approximately two inches longer than yesterday. This genetic mutation however starts going backwards tomorrow, causing you to turn into a midget.

I wish I had a faster internet connection so I could actually post on Jul without constant disconnecting.

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TanukiBros
Random nobody
Level: 5


Posts: 3/4
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Since: 07-07-10


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Posted on 07-08-10 11:45:09 AM Link | Quote
Granted , but it's so fast that it goes berserk and destroys the Earth.

I wish that I could read corrupted data.

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RahanAkero

The End of the World
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Since: 11-25-09

From: Staten Island, NY

Since last post: 264 days
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Posted on 07-08-10 12:31:50 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by TanukiBros
Granted , but it's so fast that it goes berserk and destroys the Earth.

I wish that I could read corrupted data.


Granted, but it turns out the data really was "asdfsdfdf."

I wish I was better with my guitar. D:

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TanukiBros
Random nobody
Level: 5


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Since: 07-07-10


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Posted on 07-08-10 12:59:30 PM Link | Quote
Granted , but some crazy monkey steals your guitar.

I wish that I could control the internets.

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