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Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

1987-2014


Level: 204


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Since: 09-01-09

From: Seattle

Since last post: 10.1 years
Last activity: 9.8 years

Posted on 06-19-10 10:31:52 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it falls from the sky due to the added weight of the paint (despite the scientific inaccuracy of that statement) and crashes into the Earth, killing humanity.

I wish that I had a set of VCR-style controls for time (pause, rewind, fast-forward, and slow-motion).

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Zero One
5170
And as we fall the spirit carries on,
That a hero'll come and save us all,
As we call the ones we left below,
We all dream of the day we rise above
Level: 129


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Since: 05-24-10

From: Delta Quadrant

Since last post: 1.6 years
Last activity: 130 days

Posted on 06-19-10 11:43:13 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you sit on the controller, break it and pause yourself forever.

I wish I could Sparta-kick somebody down a large hole

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"The last Metroid is in captivity."
And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked.
Thoughtless
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Board President
Level: 41


Posts: 257/347
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Since: 01-13-09

From: Puerto Rico

Since last post: 10.3 years
Last activity: 9.8 years

Posted on 06-19-10 02:46:14 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but then they use a whip to grab onto you and drag you down with them.

I wish I had my own TV channel with the rights to air any showed aired on TV.

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Me-me
340
Level: 41


Posts: 195/341
EXP: 462099
For next: 18046

Since: 08-05-07


Since last post: 9.7 years
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Posted on 06-19-10 02:48:38 PM (last edited by Me-me at 06-19-10 11:51 AM) Link | Quote
Granted, but because of a low budget, the channel doesn't last for long.

I wish I could wish a good wish.

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


Posts: 3409/5390
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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 342 days
Last activity: 342 days

Posted on 06-20-10 12:16:56 AM Link | Quote
06-19-10 07:16:56 PM
Post #3409
Granted, you think of with the perfect wish... but you've already used your wish to come up with it.

I wish I didn't have to obey copyright laws.

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Danika
6230
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Since: 10-23-09


Since last post: 1.2 years
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Posted on 06-20-10 12:32:32 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you have to move to another planet.

I wish I had 10 million of a currency unit.

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MajesticLight
710
Level: 55


Posts: 293/711
EXP: 1257724
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Since: 04-15-10

From: Virginia

Since last post: 10.7 years
Last activity: 10.7 years

Posted on 06-20-10 01:29:01 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but no one accepts this currency. Instead, you burn it as fuel in a bonfire (and just so you get rid of it), and in the process you release toxic chemicals that are not only carcinogenic, they also burn a hole in the ozone layer, further depleting it. This in turn is enough to melt every remaining glacier, killing all the polar bears and flooding all coastline cities. Look at what greediness does!

I wish I could teach my cat how to sit on command without having a reward readily visible (where the training currently stands).

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Orlandu


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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

Since last post: 4.0 years
Last activity: 208 days

Posted on 06-20-10 01:49:26 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but they forget it 2 seconds later.

I wish this weekend would last longer.

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Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

1987-2014


Level: 204


Posts: 7915/14742
EXP: 121751547
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Since: 09-01-09

From: Seattle

Since last post: 10.1 years
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Posted on 06-20-10 02:26:45 AM Link | Quote
Granted; it lasts forever and nothing gets accomplished until the end of time.

I wish that I could turn stuffed animals into their real equivalents.

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


Posts: 3413/5390
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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 342 days
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Posted on 06-20-10 04:19:23 AM Link | Quote
06-19-10 11:19:23 PM
Post #3413
Granted, but you can't look at one without turning them real. This proves to be a bit of a problem when you walk into a store that sells numerous stuffed tigers...

I wish my Internet connection wasn't such ass.

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Drake
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Posted on 06-20-10 06:19:33 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but now your computer crashes frequently.

I wish that whoever reads this will forget to corrupt my wish.
Me-me
340
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Since: 08-05-07


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Posted on 06-20-10 07:40:23 PM (last edited by Me-me at 06-20-10 04:40 PM) Link | Quote
Granted, but then I ask the next person who posts to corrupt it for me!

I wish that the next person who posts corrupts Drake's wish.

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Danika
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Posted on 06-20-10 09:02:28 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but someone else is going to post after me.

I wish for Comcast to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy and go out of business for good. =P

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Randor
750
Level: 58


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Since: 08-22-07

From: Not Oklahoma

Since last post: 8.7 years
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Posted on 06-21-10 01:27:11 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but every other internet service closes too.

I wish I was level 125.

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Me-me
340
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Posted on 06-21-10 08:38:45 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but everyone else increases by 86 levels so it actually stays exactly the same.

I wish I had a day off tomorrow.

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Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

Since last post: 4.0 years
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Posted on 06-21-10 01:45:33 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you sleep for 32 hours straight and miss the whole day.

I wish I could with the World Series of Poker.

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


Posts: 3420/5390
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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 342 days
Last activity: 342 days

Posted on 06-24-10 04:08:11 PM Link | Quote
06-24-10 11:08:11 AM
Post #3420
Granted, but they accuse you of cheating and toss you in a lake.

I wish there would never be any more war anywhere.

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Zero One
5170
And as we fall the spirit carries on,
That a hero'll come and save us all,
As we call the ones we left below,
We all dream of the day we rise above
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Since: 05-24-10

From: Delta Quadrant

Since last post: 1.6 years
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Posted on 06-24-10 04:09:58 PM Link | Quote
Granted, everybody dies. No more war.

I wish my anti-spam campaign goes through!

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"The last Metroid is in captivity."
And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked.
Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

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Posted on 06-24-10 07:24:54 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it gets rejected and doesn't work.

I wish my Blackberry's trackball would stop breaking!

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


Posts: 3427/5390
EXP: 29076718
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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 342 days
Last activity: 342 days

Posted on 06-24-10 07:27:33 PM Link | Quote
06-24-10 02:27:33 PM
Post #3427
Granted. It falls out and rolls into some cranny where you never find it. It sits there for all eternity, not breaking.

I wish instead of going to college, I could just download knowledge off the net and upload it into my brain.

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