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Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

1987-2014


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Posted on 06-17-10 02:55:13 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it doesn't work, is rusting, has no wheels, and sits with 27 other cars in some redneck's lawn next to a dirty trailer.

I wish that phones would stop waking me up before 9:00.

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Orlandu


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Posted on 06-17-10 02:57:43 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but they wake you up at 9:00:01 from now on.

I wish that it was lunch time already.

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Zero One
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And as we fall the spirit carries on,
That a hero'll come and save us all,
As we call the ones we left below,
We all dream of the day we rise above
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Posted on 06-17-10 02:59:27 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Orlandu
Granted, but they wake you up at 9:00:01 from now on.


Umm, that isn't corrupt though. Terra gets exactly what the wish says.

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And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked.
Orlandu


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Posted on 06-17-10 03:04:28 PM (last edited by Orlandu at 06-17-10 12:04 PM) Link | Quote
OK, fine:

@Terra: Granted, but motorcycles, lawnmowers, trains, airplanes, jackhammers, and barking dogs wake you up instead.

I wish that it was lunch time already.


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Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

1987-2014


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Since: 09-01-09

From: Seattle

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Posted on 06-17-10 03:09:18 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you are prohibited from eating food until midnight.

I wish that I could teleport

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
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Posted on 06-17-10 10:20:05 PM Link | Quote
06-17-10 05:20:05 PM
Post #3360
Granted, but you have no control of where in the universe you end up.

I wish I had a hoverbike.

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Zero One
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And as we fall the spirit carries on,
That a hero'll come and save us all,
As we call the ones we left below,
We all dream of the day we rise above
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Posted on 06-17-10 10:20:50 PM Link | Quote
Granted: it has two wheels, but doesn't move. It just floats.

I wish I could get rid of this cough!

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And yet, the galaxy is STILL fucked.
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Posted on 06-17-10 10:25:56 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you now have an extreme wheeze.

I wish I could win $100,000 tonight.

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
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Posted on 06-17-10 10:30:01 PM Link | Quote
06-17-10 05:30:01 PM
Post #3363
Granted, but only by spending $100,005 on lotto tickets.

I wish I had a salami. (Getting hungry. )

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Me-me
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Posted on 06-18-10 10:42:58 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it's way too old and you'll get sick if you eat it.

I wish all the batteries in the world had unlimited energy supply.

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Orlandu


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Posted on 06-18-10 01:33:50 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but nothing has the capabilities to use them and all portable electronics cease to function.

I wish I would have eaten dinner last night.

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Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

1987-2014


Level: 204


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Since: 09-01-09

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Posted on 06-18-10 04:07:21 PM (last edited by Terra at 06-18-10 01:07 PM) Link | Quote
Granted, but it was rotten and crawling with maggots.

I wish that there were more than 24 hours in a day.

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Orlandu


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Posted on 06-18-10 04:22:21 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you end up having to sleep more and have the same amount of time awake.

I wish I had my drum set back to play on.

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
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Posted on 06-19-10 12:06:27 AM Link | Quote
06-18-10 07:06:27 PM
Post #3399
Granted, but it's crammed full of old fish. Good luck getting that smell out.

I wish I could tell any machine what to do in plain English and it'd obey.

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Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

1987-2014


Level: 204


Posts: 7873/14742
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Since: 09-01-09

From: Seattle

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Posted on 06-19-10 12:11:35 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it'll take orders from everything you say, the TV, the radio, etc.

I wish that I could find more shoes in my size.

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Orlandu


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Posted on 06-19-10 12:14:05 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but they are too expensive for you to buy anyway.

I wish it was raining today.

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From: Michigan, US

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Posted on 06-19-10 04:14:29 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but its acid rain.

I wish that I'll have enough money to buy a 3DS and some games when it comes out.

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Posted on 06-19-10 04:25:39 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but they're sold out and you can't find anyone that stocks them for 3 years.

I wish my wife would let me get the steering set I want for Gran Turismo 5.

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Posted on 06-19-10 07:09:50 AM Link | Quote
Granted, she lets you buy the set, but that doesn't mean you'll find one because they are sould out too.

I wish I could have a chocolate rain bar right now.

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Posted on 06-19-10 08:21:49 AM Link | Quote
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You find a bar for alcohol made entirely out of chocolate. None of it is edible, unless you want molten chocolate drunken people have been sitting and walking on.

I wish for the moon to turn green.

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