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Posted on 06-15-10 04:46:51 PM Link | Quote
So I was about to go outside when I noticed a wasp on the door frame. I decide that it should die before it gets a chance to sting me. Can't find any bug killer stuff, so I go to the bathroom to look for hairspray or something that would reduce its mobility (so I could then crush it). Can't find any of that, but I do find a bottle of lens cleaner. So, since beggars can't be choosers, I take what I've found and go to take care of the wasp.

I spray it once, and it kinda gets knocked back a little from the spray. I go to do it a second time, but the wasp promptly falls to the ground. It looked like it was going to get up again, so I sprayed it a few more times.

That wasp is now dead. It took lens cleaner and a few seconds to kill it.

There is no ingredients list on the bottle. All I see is "Caution: Do not ingest. Contains Isopropanol. Keep out of reach of children"

Guess it must have been the isopropanol... And all I expected it to do was make it so the wasp couldn't fly...

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Posted on 06-15-10 04:51:37 PM Link | Quote
I figured you were going somewhere with that and a lighter for instant flamethrower and now the house was burnt.

Killed the wasp though.
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Posted on 06-15-10 04:54:15 PM Link | Quote
I tried to drown a spider once. It was in the sink so I turned the water on and it fell down the drain.

I don't know if it died, though.

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I've had to smash wasps with a shoe, a water bottle, and my bare hands before.

Actually, I had to do that 3 times. They just kept invading my room.

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Posted on 06-15-10 07:32:32 PM Link | Quote
Actually, now that you mention it, there's been a grasshopper jumping around in the computer room that we've been pushing around all day. Haven't killed it...just bumping it around every time we see it.
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Posted on 06-15-10 07:56:32 PM Link | Quote
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When I was younger, I was spraypainting something and saw a spider. You guessed it: gold, dead spider.

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Posted on 06-15-10 09:06:18 PM Link | Quote
Drowning cockroaches in the toilet is fun.

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Posted on 06-15-10 10:12:24 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by devin
Drowning cockroaches in the toilet is fun.


I trapped one in a box once. Could hear the fucker running around inside it for a week. Still don't know how I managed to do that considering the way I hate bugs.

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Posted on 06-15-10 10:29:54 PM Link | Quote
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I used to poke those potato bugs when I was little so they'd curl up in to a ball, then flick them.

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Posted on 06-16-10 01:41:32 AM Link | Quote
I use hairspray on flies when nothing else is available. Hilarious because they harden up and can't fly.
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Posted on 06-16-10 03:46:44 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Keitaro
I use hairspray on flies when nothing else is available. Hilarious because they harden up and can't fly.

That's why initially (after I couldn't locate bug killer), I looked for hairspray. I'm kinda scared of lens cleaner now. Isopropanol looks pretty nasty if it's ingested. I assume the wasp tried to clean the stuff off of itself and ended up dying because of it.

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Posted on 06-16-10 04:35:56 AM Link | Quote
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Originally posted by paulguy
I used to poke those potato bugs when I was little so they'd curl up in to a ball, then flick them.


Those things are tough. They can take a direct shovel edge hit and burrow into the ground so as to escape.

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Posted on 06-16-10 08:17:12 PM Link | Quote
Yeah, besides being drowned the Isopropanol probably did it in.

There was a spider in our shower about 2 weeks ago... so as with the centipede that was in our house, I burned that bastard! It shriveled and then was washed down the drain. My wife wouldn't take a shower in there for a few days.

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Posted on 06-16-10 09:39:51 PM Link | Quote
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Everyone knows you're supposed to deal with centipedes by getting in a space ship and shooting it with phasers.

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Posted on 06-17-10 01:14:03 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by paulguy
I used to poke those potato bugs when I was little so they'd curl up in to a ball, then flick them.

Oh god yes!

Heh. I was camping once, and I got a wasp to fly into a plastic cup. Trapped it in, then slowly lowered the cup into the river. That was fun.

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Posted on 06-17-10 03:48:20 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Spontaneous Madness
I was camping once, and I got a wasp to fly into a plastic cup. Trapped it in, then slowly lowered the cup into the river. That was fun.
Fun for who, you or the wasp. (You know what I mean, or should)

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Posted on 06-17-10 03:55:07 AM Link | Quote

I punch wasps

Seriously. I have a big feer of bees and wasps. But punching them is not only hilarious, but fun to do.

About a week ago a wasp stung me on my foot while I was sleeping. While he was on my foot I grabbed his head, stuck him in the microwave, hit 5:00, hit start, and went into the bathroom to pull the stinger out. By the time I heard the ding, the stinger was out and I was not infected.

What motherfucker

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Posted on 06-17-10 04:03:40 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bitmap
...stuck him in the microwave, hit 5:00, hit start...

That's even more unique than killing one with lens cleaner...

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Posted on 06-17-10 04:20:55 AM Link | Quote
I hate bugs and all things of that sort. Seen two centipedes in this house. First time I just used an entire can of Raid and it did jack. Got so freaked out I just ran and got a machete and hacked at it like a crazy person.

Just thinking about it gives me the creeps.

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Posted on 06-17-10 04:36:19 AM Link | Quote

Originally posted by MajesticLight

That's even more unique than killing one with lens cleaner...


When I kill insects that harm me. I kill them in the worst way possible


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