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Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

1987-2014


Level: 204


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Since: 09-01-09

From: Seattle

Since last post: 10.1 years
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Posted on 06-10-10 03:02:01 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it's full of $1 ZWD bills, which are almost worthless.

I wish I had a nicely-paying job.

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Yasu
Member
Level: 23


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Since: 09-15-09


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Posted on 06-10-10 05:23:38 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but it pays you in $1 ZDW bills.

I wish for the local game stop to fire the manager.

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Drake
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Level: 32


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Since: 01-26-08


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Posted on 06-10-10 05:25:27 AM (last edited by Drake at 06-10-10 02:28 AM) Link | Quote
Granted, but you find out that you are the manager in the first place, so you got yourself fired.

I wish that whoever tries to corrupt my wish will get a High Octane Nightmare Fuel Animal appearing right behind the poster that corrupted my wish with a low change of surviving the deadly attack.
Keitaro

Fire Snake
LOVELY ARRANGEMENT. VOLCANO BAKEMEAT
Level: 70


Posts: 393/1191
EXP: 2901659
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Since: 09-09-08

From: California

Since last post: 4.1 years
Last activity: 3.8 years
Posted on 06-10-10 06:17:09 AM (last edited by Keitaro at 06-10-10 03:17 AM) Link | Quote
Granted, yet despite the low chance of survival they were able to defy the odds. Unsatisfied in its lust for human blood the creature continues about plotting a similar attack against you. There were no survivors.

I wish that I had a pet giraffe, and not a plushie or stuffed--I'm talking a real pet giraffe.
Ctenophorae


Level: 85


Posts: 1061/1921
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Since: 06-19-09

From: Oregon

Since last post: 8.1 years
Last activity: 27 days
Posted on 06-10-10 02:25:15 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it is 800 feet tall and lolphysics break its legs. You alone are charged with cleaning up the remains.

I wish I had a hoverboard, like from Back to the Future II!

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Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


Posts: 1647/5913
EXP: 30480272
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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

Since last post: 4.0 years
Last activity: 208 days
Posted on 06-10-10 02:28:08 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the batteries die and it only uses a new type of battery thats not invented until 2107.

I wish I had my RC nitro truck to play with again.

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Girlydragon
3030
Possibly neither Girly nor Dragon.
Level: 105


Posts: 1239/3030
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Since: 07-21-07

From: Sweden

Since last post: 283 days
Last activity: 48 min.
Posted on 06-10-10 02:30:43 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you now find it boring to play with it.

I wish my room would magically clean itself.

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Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

1987-2014


Level: 204


Posts: 7636/14742
EXP: 121751788
For next: 1598030

Since: 09-01-09

From: Seattle

Since last post: 10.1 years
Last activity: 9.8 years
Posted on 06-10-10 02:49:02 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it becomes totally empty and all your possessions are now in Thailand somewhere.

I wish that I had more self-confidence.

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Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


Posts: 1649/5913
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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

Since last post: 4.0 years
Last activity: 208 days
Posted on 06-10-10 02:55:44 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you get too much and think you can walk on water and end up drowning.

I wish I could get an EVO 4G already and not have to wait until next month.

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Thoughtless
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Since: 01-13-09

From: Puerto Rico

Since last post: 10.3 years
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Posted on 06-10-10 03:54:44 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you only get an empty case. All the circuitry inside the cell is missing.

I wish I was the greatest basketball player in the world.

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Keitaro

Fire Snake
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Level: 70


Posts: 399/1191
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Since: 09-09-08

From: California

Since last post: 4.1 years
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Posted on 06-10-10 04:17:16 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you are doomed to forever promote Taco Bell products as a result!

I wish people weren't so difficult to understand sometimes
Sukasa

Level: 123


Posts: 2495/4326
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Since: 07-07-07


Since last post: 1.1 years
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Posted on 06-10-10 06:00:28 PM Link | Quote

Granted, but nobody can understand you.

Wish I had better mental focus at times

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


Posts: 3315/5390
EXP: 29076767
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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 342 days
Last activity: 342 days
Posted on 06-10-10 06:04:39 PM Link | Quote
06-10-10 01:04:39 PM
Post #3315
Granted, but you can't focus at all the other times.

I wish I could travel through time.

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Keitaro

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Posts: 400/1191
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Since: 09-09-08

From: California

Since last post: 4.1 years
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Posted on 06-10-10 06:18:06 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you can only move either backwards or forwards, meaning it isn't round-trip.

I wish I knew what to eat for lunch
Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


Posts: 1656/5913
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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

Since last post: 4.0 years
Last activity: 208 days
Posted on 06-10-10 06:50:24 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you don't get to eat it... or anything ever again.

I wish I had the car of my dreams.

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MajesticLight
710
Level: 55


Posts: 231/711
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Since: 04-15-10

From: Virginia

Since last post: 10.7 years
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Posted on 06-10-10 06:53:15 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it has Artificial Intelligence, and never lets you go faster than the speed limit.

I wish I wasn't sick any more.

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Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


Posts: 3331/5390
EXP: 29076767
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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 342 days
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Posted on 06-11-10 12:23:05 AM (last edited by HyperHacker at 06-10-10 09:23 PM) Link | Quote
06-10-10 07:23:05 PM
Post #3331
Granted, you're cured. For 3 minutes.
Originally posted by Keitaro
Granted, but you can only move either backwards or forwards, meaning it isn't round-trip.
That'll do. I don't plan on coming back.

I wish I didn't have to pay for basic living expenses (food, rent, etc).

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Taryn

Passed away.

Thanks for being a part of us, even if it wasn't always on the best of terms.

1987-2014


Level: 204


Posts: 7651/14742
EXP: 121751788
For next: 1598030

Since: 09-01-09

From: Seattle

Since last post: 10.1 years
Last activity: 9.8 years
Posted on 06-11-10 12:44:17 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you also lose your home.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

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Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


Posts: 1683/5913
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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

Since last post: 4.0 years
Last activity: 208 days
Posted on 06-11-10 01:30:40 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but she doesn't speak English.

I wish the cool weather would continue past the weekend.

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Keitaro

Fire Snake
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Level: 70


Posts: 401/1191
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Since: 09-09-08

From: California

Since last post: 4.1 years
Last activity: 3.8 years
Posted on 06-11-10 02:36:56 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you've now ushered in a new ice age.

I my laptop didn't over-heat so much
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