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Zero One
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And as we fall the spirit carries on,
That a hero'll come and save us all,
As we call the ones we left below,
We all dream of the day we rise above
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Since: 05-24-10

From: Delta Quadrant

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Posted on 06-08-10 02:29:03 AM (last edited by Zero One at 06-07-10 11:29 PM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Schala
Granted, but the English exam gets postponed until tomorrow.


That would actually be preferable. I'm missing a lesson that I can't afford to miss.

Originally posted by Tanks
I wish for all that exists to go into a state of non-existence.


Granted, but when you make that wish, the wish goes into a state of non-existence causing a temporal paradox that results in nothing happening.

I wish it was really cold today.

EDIT: Crap, two posts too late. Ignore this ¬¬

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Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


Posts: 1543/5913
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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

Since last post: 4.0 years
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Posted on 06-08-10 03:50:37 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but its really cold somewhere else and not where you live.

I wish I was watching Dragon Ball Z right now instead of the Bachelorette.

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Drake
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Level: 32


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Since: 01-26-08


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Posted on 06-08-10 05:17:09 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you are now watching the Dragon Ball Z Bachelorette TV Show in Live Action.

I wish that Conte de Contis was addicted to TvTropes.
Sponty
Part boy, part car; Boycar, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
Level: 184


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Since: 08-24-07

Pronouns: he/him
From: Canada

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Posted on 06-08-10 06:55:07 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but now TVTropes is taken offline.

I wish school was done.

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Rachel Mae

Creature of Chaos
Level: 141


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Since: 07-03-07

Pronouns: she/her
From: Foxglen

Since last post: 21 days
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Posted on 06-08-10 08:42:14 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but since school ended early, you will never finish your classes and thus never graduate. All your hard work was for naught.

I wish for three more wishes!

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Girlydragon
3030
Possibly neither Girly nor Dragon.
Level: 105


Posts: 1224/3030
EXP: 12256834
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Since: 07-21-07

From: Sweden

Since last post: 283 days
Last activity: 1 hour
Posted on 06-08-10 09:34:38 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you can only use them to wish for more wishes, and so on and so forth.

I wish for my internet connection to be 100% stable.

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Ctenophorae


Level: 85


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Since: 06-19-09

From: Oregon

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Posted on 06-08-10 09:42:06 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but your computer breaks and every computer after that breaks as well.

I wish that I was the best heavy metal guitarist in the world!

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Keitaro

Fire Snake
LOVELY ARRANGEMENT. VOLCANO BAKEMEAT
Level: 70


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Since: 09-09-08

From: California

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Posted on 06-08-10 10:28:08 AM (last edited by Keitaro at 06-08-10 07:45 AM) Link | Quote
Granted--you are the world's greatest Cadmium-based guitarist.

I wish I my bread wouldn't go stale before I can finish eating all of it.
ReiNi
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Level: 124


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Since: 07-21-07


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Posted on 06-08-10 10:49:15 AM (last edited by Reimu at 06-08-10 07:49 AM) Link | Quote
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Granted. It goes so stale, you don't want to ever finish eating it and would rather get new bread. If you do eat it anyways, it would just be a case of screw destiny, and proof that fate can be changed at will.

I wish an army of Kirby clones, all of them working correctly, that may or may not obey any orders at all and just spread chaos and eat everything as they please.

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Keitaro

Fire Snake
LOVELY ARRANGEMENT. VOLCANO BAKEMEAT
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Since: 09-09-08

From: California

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Posted on 06-08-10 11:16:32 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but they eat the ozone layer as well and cause global warming.

I wish that my roommate wasn't so inconsiderate
Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

Since last post: 4.0 years
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Posted on 06-08-10 01:28:06 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but he is too considerate and decides to help you shower, wipe, etc from now on.

I wish I wasn't so sore.

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Sponty
Part boy, part car; Boycar, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
Level: 184


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Since: 08-24-07

Pronouns: he/him
From: Canada

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Posted on 06-08-10 03:29:07 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but now you have a migraine instead.

I wish I could've slept in longer.

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Sukasa

Level: 123


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Since: 07-07-07


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Posted on 06-08-10 04:16:27 PM Link | Quote

Granted, but you never woke up.

Wish I knew why my sister dislikes me

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MajesticLight
710
Level: 55


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Since: 04-15-10

From: Virginia

Since last post: 10.7 years
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Posted on 06-08-10 04:34:38 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Sukasa
Wish I knew why my sister dislikes me

Granted, but it isn't something you can change.

I wish every day could be as beautiful as today.

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Keitaro

Fire Snake
LOVELY ARRANGEMENT. VOLCANO BAKEMEAT
Level: 70


Posts: 392/1191
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Since: 09-09-08

From: California

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Posted on 06-08-10 05:32:28 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but now it will never rain again. you essentially caused a crop shortage and perpetuated world hunger. I hope you're proud of yourself

I wish that I could maintain a normal, healthy sleep schedule for once that included going to bed and waking up at reasonable hours so that I actually don't feel like crap every day.
Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


Posts: 1566/5913
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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

Since last post: 4.0 years
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Posted on 06-08-10 07:00:28 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you become an old man and can't control your bowels anymore.

I wish I had eaten more at lunch.

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Danika
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Since: 10-23-09


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Posted on 06-08-10 07:36:02 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you end up turning into hydrapheetz fetish material (sorry hydra =P).

I wish I had a MacBook mini...

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Ctenophorae


Level: 85


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Since: 06-19-09

From: Oregon

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Posted on 06-08-10 09:39:26 PM Link | Quote
Granted...

Protip: It's demolished.

I wish that I could fire air bullets from my finger when I say "bang", non-lethal but enough to get somebody's attention.

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Orlandu


Holy SwordsMan
Level: 137


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Since: 01-12-10

From: Las Vegas, NV

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Posted on 06-08-10 09:54:40 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you are now mute and can no longer say the word "bang"

I wish the weather was cooler in Las Vegas.

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Danika
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Posted on 06-08-10 10:03:29 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you end up starting the worst ice age in history.

I wish for 1000 cute catgirls. =3

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