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Banned for being a dick on the board, in private messages, and then taking that dick-ness off the board and harassing members elsewhere for it. Time to go!

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Posted on 05-28-10 08:11:31 PM Link | Quote

Testicle slapping gone wrong

CROSBY, Minn. -- Pain is the operative word in the unfortunate story of 14-year-old David Gibbons. It is a pain he has endured both physically and emotionally after being punched in the groin by another student as he changed classes at Crosby Ironton High School.

"One o'clock in the morning he woke me up and told me he was in excruciating pain," recalls Christy Gibbons, David's mom. Not long after, David was in surgery at St. Joseph's Hospital in Brainerd having his right testicle removed.

"This may be called a game, but it's not a game. It's dangerous and it needs to stop," said Christy.

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I have a friend who does this kinda shit. Maybe I should give him this link to the article so he can stop that garbage.

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Posted on 05-28-10 08:13:53 PM Link | Quote
Mmmmmmmmf.

I think any male that reads that will wince. You know what I'm talking about...
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Posted on 05-28-10 11:02:53 PM Link | Quote
Wow. We never had any "games" like that when I was in school.

Someone needs to inspect the water supply over there.

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Posted on 05-28-10 11:20:42 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Gunstar Green
Wow. We never had any "games" like that when I was in school. ...


Boy you lived a sheltered life then.

That, kidney shots, bunch of stupid shit. I remember all that clearly.

Never a grander thing than to feel the air get sucked out of you when a vital organ gets hit by some 'tard.
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Posted on 05-28-10 11:25:17 PM Link | Quote
I remember we did this ONCE. (That "Capital of Thailand" one...) The next month or so my friend got an overly-large testicle and they had to "pump it." (I honestly don't want to know how that works...) He's fine now and the incident was unrelated, but I swear, from that day forward, we had the utmost respect for the fragility and sacredness of another's jewels.

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Posted on 05-29-10 04:43:58 AM Link | Quote
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I'd just get a cup and dare one of those dip#$%^s to break their hand trying to punch it, then maybe uppercut them upside the face for being an idiot.

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Posted on 05-29-10 05:33:56 AM Link | Quote
It's an enigma
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Ugh, people in my high-school band used to do this. (Not to me. I actually commanded enough respect that they knew better than to do it to me). That and a few other less retarded but still painful things.

I suppose the moral is "It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle"



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Posted on 05-29-10 04:10:53 PM Link | Quote
Am I glad to be a female.

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Posted on 05-29-10 04:13:57 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Gabu
Am I glad to be a female.

That's what "purple nurples" are for!~

*Tanks runs

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Posted on 06-01-10 04:20:40 AM Link | Quote
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Wow. Yeah. I thought it was pretty universally known that you do NOT fuck around with that area ever. Humans...

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