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Hiryuu

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Posted on 05-18-10 01:53:52 PM Link | Quote
I'm all out at work. Hungry.
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Posted on 05-18-10 01:56:49 PM Link | Quote
I just /walk-to-cafeteria

Hmm, but I guess not everyone has one of those. You can always:

if(out-of-muffins=true) {
drive-2-starbucks++;
}

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Posted on 05-18-10 01:58:25 PM Link | Quote
Wouldn't that always make it to where I'm always out of muffins?

(read: == not =)
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Posted on 05-18-10 01:58:55 PM Link | Quote
   
Originally posted by Orlandu
if(out-of-muffins=true) {
drive-2-starbucks++;
}

Your code is messy! You should just write:

if (muffins == 0) {
drive (starbucks);
}

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:00:45 PM Link | Quote
Hey, this is "Orlandu-code-2.0". I code it however the hell I want to! hehe

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:01:19 PM Link | Quote
Orlandu-code has funky syntax.
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Posted on 05-18-10 02:03:33 PM (last edited by Orlandu at 05-18-10 11:07 AM) Link | Quote
Its a combination of PHP, VBA, SQL and just a hint of Perl thrown in for good measure.

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:04:17 PM (last edited by Sanky at 05-18-10 11:06 AM) Link | Quote
   
Originally posted by Orlandu
Its a combination of PHP, VBA, SQL and just a hint of Pearl thrown in for good measure.

*perl
And how do you mix PHP and SQL ? o.O
I mean, SQL is totally different from PHP, VBA and Perl..
That's one crappy language!

My ideal language would be... Python!

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:07:12 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Sanky
*perl
And how do you mix PHP and SQL ? o.O

Sorry, I type phonetically when its too early in the morning.

Select muffins="out" from $empty where muffins < 1

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:08:34 PM Link | Quote
   That's embedding SQL in your Orlandu-code. Doesn't make the language a mix of it.

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:10:02 PM Link | Quote
Hey, you go make your own code. I won't criticize it, though. I'm a proponent of the free code generation act of 2010. Obama is signing it this morning, I swear.

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:15:05 PM Link | Quote
I came into this thread expecting something, but not code talk.

if(codetalk=1)
then(printasdfdagfgfsadd

oh fuck it I failed java

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:25:24 PM Link | Quote
echo $programminglanguage;
if ($programminglanguage != 'PHP')
    echo 'Warning: This if block is in the wrong programming language.';
// Yeah, Terra doesn't put curly brackets around her single-statement blocks. Deal with it.

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:27:19 PM Link | Quote
WhyFor($Art-thou == "Out of muffins) {$Hiryuu}

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:29:10 PM Link | Quote
if ($quotestring != CLOSED)
{
    slapuser(1231);
    giveuser(1231, DOUBLE_QUOTATION_MARK);
}

while (1)
    meow();

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:30:27 PM Link | Quote
I never said Orlandu-code-2.0 was normal. It can use just 1 quotation mark if I say so.

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:31:27 PM Link | Quote
Actually, it shares that trait with some BASIC dialects.

Commodore BASIC, for one, allowed you to omit a closing quotation mark if it fell at the end of a line

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:34:44 PM (last edited by Sanky at 05-18-10 11:36 AM) Link | Quote
   
I need a button for muffins.





Done with PURE CSS! No Javascript at all! (Yay!)

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Posted on 05-18-10 02:41:06 PM Link | Quote
I've always been more of a designer anyway, my coding tends to be sloppy until it breaks and I have to go back and fix it.



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Posted on 05-18-10 02:42:52 PM Link | Quote
I was always more of a coder, never very good with designs or layouts of Web sites. Although I like designing video game levels

Also, my coding experience hasn't really advanced with technology, I'm still largely on the level of Commodore 64s and 128s and old DOS machines. It doesn't help that my CS degree classes (2005-2010, keep in mind) were mostly about making DOS programs.

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