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Bitmap Banned Forever Banned for being a dick on the board, in private messages, and then taking that dick-ness off the board and harassing members elsewhere for it. Time to go! Level: NaN Posts: 4768/-5501 EXP: NaN For next: 0 Since: 04-19-09 From: Cataula Georgia Since last post: 9.9 years Last activity: 9.9 years |
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I was at a coffee shop in my area hanging out with friends. And I noticed a sign that said "100% Crushed fruit". What do they mean by this? Here is the Bitmap way on how to crush fruit 100% This is step one on crushing fruit 100% First, you get the fruit, and you start screaming at it. Call that motherfucker off, tell him on how much of a fruit he is, and how his life is going to end in a slow painful death. Spit in that fucking fruit's face, pinch him a little bit, and then set him down for step two. That was step 1 on how to crush fruit 100% This is step two on crushing fruit 100%. Now, you find that bitch of a bush that the fruit grew on. That is like a mother to him. Find the plant, and cut that motherfucker down, burn it alive, and be sure to show the fruit you are about to crush this: For this helps in breaking him down. After you are done cutting and burning the plant; piss on it, and put a seed in it. By now, the seed will grow, and the process will repeat itself. That was step two on how to crush fruit 100%. This is step three on crushing fruit 100%. Now it's time to peel the fruit. Slowly, using a razor blade, pick off his skin. This will render him naked and humiliated out in public. Laugh in it's face while you are doing so. That was step three on how to crush fruit 100%. This is the fourth and final step. The fucking fourth and final step on crushing fruit 100%. Now that the fruit is naked, humuliated, broken down, and has it's soul ripped apart. It's time for the good stuff: You get a sledgehammer, and you start beating the ever living shit out of it. Pick up the remains, and put the remains in a blender. Be sure to start the blender on low, then work your way up to the highest settings. Finally, pour the remains in a glass. And enjoy. That was the final step on crushing fruit 100% Enjoy your fucking meal. ____________________ __________________________________
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