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303darthbobby
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Posted on 05-08-10 03:22:47 PM Link | Quote
Yeah. Take a look for yourself. Link.

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Posted on 05-08-10 03:25:21 PM Link | Quote
05-08-10 10:25:21 AM
Post #3219

Starring in porn got me pregnant
Fixed that for you.

TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.
Ha.

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Posted on 05-08-10 03:25:29 PM Link | Quote
Yea, I read about that the other day on Sankaku.

That's about the same mentality of 'hey my boyfriend slept with another girl and now I'm pregnant'.
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Posted on 05-08-10 03:25:33 PM Link | Quote
This sounds rather hoaxy, since I don't think you really could get pregnant from such an inanimate object...

Still, this seems rather weird that you could get pregnant from a 3D porn film. =/

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Posted on 05-08-10 03:26:29 PM Link | Quote
05-08-10 10:26:29 AM
Post #3220
Yeah, I'm pretty sure light shining on your face can't get you pregnant, even if the light does hit one eye a little differently from the other.

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Posted on 05-08-10 03:36:14 PM Link | Quote
She cheated and is trying to get out of admitting to it, thats all there is to it.

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Posted on 05-08-10 06:05:37 PM Link | Quote
Words... they... they escape me. I'm trying to come up with a sentence, but... I just can't.

I mean, really? Does she honestly believe this to be possible? Does he honestly believe her? Does he really believe that "with today’s technology, anything is possible"? Did he never get the birds and the bees?

They have to be joking. This has to be a "let's see how many people think we're serious" prank.

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Posted on 05-08-10 06:27:34 PM Link | Quote
Some people don't learn about sex, I guess. When I was younger, I was taught about sperm and eggs and all that, but I thought that sperm were actually airborne.

When I learned about sex, I was grossed out by the concept pretty thoroughly. I still have no interest in having sex.

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Posted on 05-08-10 06:55:23 PM Link | Quote
What is this I don't even

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Posted on 05-08-10 10:44:19 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Gabu
What is this I don't even



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Posted on 05-08-10 11:01:49 PM (last edited by FieryIce at 05-08-10 08:02 PM) Link | Quote
It's satire from a Brazilian site. For those that know Portuguese: http://sensacionalista.virgula.uol.com.br/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=163:um-dos-maiores-sites-do-mundo-publica-noticia-do-sensacionalista-como-se-fosse-real&catid=35:pais&Itemid=78

Apparently Gizmodo found out and published it thinking it was true and it made it's way to Techeye....

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Posted on 05-09-10 12:30:42 AM Link | Quote
 
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Posted on 05-09-10 12:39:36 AM Link | Quote
Newspapers should be citing their sources too... <___<

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Posted on 05-09-10 01:47:58 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Orlandu
Here's a translated version of the page


Wow, that translation is almost identical to the original Portuguese...
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Posted on 05-09-10 06:52:08 AM (last edited by Bitmap at 05-09-10 03:52 AM) Link | Quote

It's articles like these where I wish 2012 is real. I hope in every fiber of my body that this is a hoax.

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Posted on 05-10-10 12:28:25 PM Link | Quote
Actually there is a possibility that this could be legit. Let me explain, the mind is a VERY powerful part of our bodies and sometimes it can do crazy stuff. There is a psychosis that basically makes a person exhibit all the signs of being pregnant; it is usually triggered with intense emotional distress (like your husband being away at war) and is usually paired with a clingy personality. Basically your mind tricks your body into being pregnant. Your breasts get fuller and start producing milk; you begin lactating; the usual weight gain and swelling; morning sickness; the whole works. This disorder is a very real and possible explanation if her story is true...
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Posted on 05-10-10 06:20:17 PM Link | Quote
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