Oh yeah, even before drinking; Bitmap has done some crazy things in his kiddie stage that I feel I can post.

Although I feel ashamed of posting this little tidbit: My mother constantly reminds me that when I was in the backseat of the car while the radio was playing: There was one song that she felt that I was damn -- damn good at while singing.

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Fuck you. This song owns.

She would always remind me that I had the pitch and everything else about this song just right. Every word was perfect, and memorized. When I was younger, I never liked listening to music. But this song stuck out to me the most. Perhaps it was because of Batman? That awful awful movie? I don't know. But that song I am still in love with to this day. I have sung this song during karaoke nights and I have gotten good feedback from everyone. But I consider myself just a karaoke singer. I don't plan on doing some songs of myself in the future.

As a side note: I can sing Dio's song Holy Diver to the teeth. With feeling no less.

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Anyways. Back to me being a kid.

I always had this stuffed animal penguin I named "Penguin" (Currently sitting on a trophy case at mother's house). I always had this high pitch voice that I would speak for him. Even made some weird fart noises when he would tilt his head, and I even strung him to the fan and pretend he was flying.

Penguins were awesome!

Finally. Sure I played videogames a lot as a kid. But I had this baseball bat that I called my "Bio Weapon". It could turn into any weapon on the face of the planet. Light Saber, Buster gun, Grenade launcher, Laser cannon, anything. I spent countless hours swinging this bat around in the forest in my back yard and pretend I was fighting off swarms after swarms of monsters and whatnot. Hell, I even powered up my power level like I was roleplaying DBZ or something. Just to get that extra umph; I would shoot energy waves off of my hands and kill trees. In case I lost the bat, I would find a stick in my backyard and pretend it was my magic staff.

Bonus: There was one thanksgiving day where there was a shitload of food on the dinner table. I asked for a Peanut Butter Jelly sammich

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