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Posted on 08-30-07 11:30:38 PM; last edit by Pozeal on 08-30-07 11:32 PM Link
and I quote


Originally posted by Crashdunce

Think of a superhero comic. When a villian attacks the city and leaves it in ruins, there are always little clues as to what his real identity is, right? Well guess what? The villian Xkeeper has attacked the city of themarioclub and has left clues as to what is real identity is!!

The first thing I noticed was this:
http://themarioclub.freeforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=24

See the smiley at the end of "LOLWUT?"'s post? I checked the address of that image, and it was hyperlinked from this page:

http://www.smbhq.com/users/sss/

Xkeeper is most likely involved with the Super Smash Stadium, whatever that is. Looks like a SSB online battle hosting site. Anyway, look at the bottom of that page, and you will notice a small group of centered text, starting with "This site is copyright Kyle Orland". Notice it says the SITE, not the current profile, but I believe this "SSS" profile and the entire site are connected somehow. And it doesn't stop there! Also check:

"wer do i download arrgh rom penis moron testicles to hack with toads giant testicles KYLE WARD penis". This is the same post with the hyperlinked smiley. Notice the words "KYLE WARD"? Hmmm... now where have we seen the name Kyle before? Oh, yeah, the Super Smash Stadium...

I also found a clue that I've seen before...
http://themarioclub.freeforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=7

See the smiley in that second post? Its address is
http://jul.rustedmagick.com/xkeeper/lolface.png

So this is ABSOLUTE proof that Xkeeper did this. I'll forward this to VL-Tone as well.

he is SOOOOOO far from the truth

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Posted on 08-30-07 11:34:18 PM Link
lol wut

Why would Xk be working with SMHQ? This is just...asdfasdfasdfasdf...

*MM's head explodes.

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Posted on 08-30-07 11:34:29 PM; last edit by Tanks on 08-30-07 11:48 PM Link


The the link on the LOL smilie is not suffient evidence...

I'm sorry Crashdunce but I'm going to have to dock you...

*boom*



I am now ready to hand down my verdict...

I find the defendant... Xkeeper...

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Posted on 08-30-07 11:50:37 PM Link
What an idiot. All of us know the link to Xkeeper's smilie.
That and Xkeeper doesn't even like Super Smash Brothers.
His real name is Alex Workman too, so this is stupid.

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Posted on 08-30-07 11:50:54 PM Link
This is all I have to say to Crashdunce:



Give up already. Who cares other than you? Not us, not Pozeal, not VL-Tone, no one but yourself.

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Posted on 08-31-07 12:50:38 AM Link
Originally posted by Tanks


The the link on the LOL smilie is not suffient evidence...

I'm sorry Crashdunce but I'm going to have to dock you...

*boom*



I am now ready to hand down my verdict...

I find the defendant... Xkeeper...


Actually this is making me want to track down a copy of Phoenix Wright now.

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Posted on 08-31-07 03:45:16 AM Link
Originally posted by Fat Catgirl Hydra
Originally posted by Tanks


The the link on the LOL smilie is not suffient evidence...

I'm sorry Crashdunce but I'm going to have to dock you...

*boom*



I am now ready to hand down my verdict...

I find the defendant... Xkeeper...


Actually this is making me want to track down a copy of Phoenix Wright now.


Agree'd

I also hate it when people automatically assume it is so and so without any real proof.

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Posted on 08-31-07 03:54:01 AM Link
KYLE WARD ROFL

Reading his posts hurts. He would make a great politician somewhere.

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Posted on 08-31-07 03:56:44 AM Link

Because we all know Kyle is insanely similar to Alex.

I also like how this guy loves pulling off blackholes -- random accusations with baseless evidence.

People can use other sites' images, y'know.

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Originally posted by Sonicandfails
That and Xkeeper doesn't even like Super Smash Brothers.



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Posted on 08-31-07 03:59:05 AM Link

Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by Sonicandfails
That and Xkeeper doesn't even like Super Smash Brothers.


Wait, wait, wait.

Wasn't this already discussed in IRC? Is his memory really that...

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Posted on 08-31-07 03:59:14 AM Link
Originally posted by Kles
KYLE WARD ROFL

Anyone with a brain could Google Kyle Ward and see that it leads to (dur) his site.

lol this is funny.

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Posted on 08-31-07 03:59:39 AM Link
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by Sonicandfails
That and Xkeeper doesn't even like Super Smash Brothers.



Least Xk isn't too I hate SSBB crazy like another forum where there is an admin who is planning somthing positively evil for those SSBB fanboys.

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Originally posted by How's it goin', Dorito?
I also like how this guy loves pulling off blackholes -- random accusations with baseless evidence.



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Excuse me a second. *walks into next room*

BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA oh god

*walks back*

Man, this guy is entertaining.

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OH MY GOD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

He must work for Uncyclopedia. If he doesn't, he better damned well.

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Posted on 08-31-07 04:25:44 PM; last edit by Drag on 08-31-07 04:29 PM Link
Drag's Post #180
He's trying to use SMILIES as PROOF that it's Xkeeper?!

Ok, check this amazing thing out:
I just used Xkeeper's smiley. Am I Xkeeper?
Just because it's Xk's smiley doesn't mean the person who used it is Xk. As I've just demonstrated, everyone has access to it, and everyone can use it.

About , sorry to break the news, but that is a VERY common internet smiley. Hell, with CrashDance's logic, if Xkeeper ever used the generic yellow smiley face, EVEN JUST ONCE, CrashDance would probably be walking down the street one day, see someone with a yellow smiley face shirt, and go "Excuse me, but are you Xkeeper?"

I'm sorry CrashDance, but you really need to give up. It's pretty much impossible to try to Sherlock Holmes your way to Xkeeper, the COMIC BOOK SUPERVILLAN's, true identity, just from some publically available pictures on the internet. (or from ANYTHING at that matter... ) And even if you DID somehow find Xk's identity, what good would it be?

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Posted on 08-31-07 11:53:21 PM Link
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Well when you smoke three hits of weed at once this is just the epidermal layer of the shit people can type up.

Friggin hilarious.

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Considering I talk to someone who's high ... rather often, I somehow doubt this was on just weed.

Maybe something worse.

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Brain tumors?

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