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Are you in agreement?
yah
 
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nah
 
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krutomisi
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Posted on 02-16-10 11:54:24 AM (last edited by krutomisi at 02-16-10 09:02 AM) Link | Quote

This here is -- Why I'm Bad at Video Games || The List

Super Mario Bros : I cannot get past the looping castle, even with warp pipes
Super Mario Bros 2j : I cannot beat level 3
Pac Man : I cannot beat level 3 without continues
Ms. Pac Man : I've seen them fall in love only twice
Pac Man Arrangement : I beat this game using more virtual-quarters than I'll ever make in real life.
Pac Man World 2 : I broke the game physics
Mega Man 9 : The only boss I've even seen is Galaxy Man (but I beat him)
Mega Man Zero : I cannot beat the first boss
Legend of Zelda : I put my key in the wrong door
Ocarina of Time : I put my key in the WRONG DOOR
Majoras Mask : It took me three days to figure out how to save
Paper Mario atTYD : I got the final boss down to 6 hit points and it BEAT ME
Quake III : Most my nuclear family is better at it than me
Age of Mythology : I play as the Atlantians and lose
Tiny Chao Garden : I almost killed the poor thing
Bit.Trip Void : I cannot beat the second level
Minesweeper : I can only win a game if it has one mine

I'm not the only one this bad riiiiggghht?

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Posted on 02-16-10 11:58:57 AM Link | Quote

You're trolling me.

No seriously, I can see a lot of things in your OP that offends me as a gamer.

Holy shit. Seriously?

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Posted on 02-16-10 12:01:58 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Bitmap
You're trolling me

nope, it's all true

except the Majora's mask one, that was a joke

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Posted on 02-16-10 12:08:08 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by krutomisi
Minesweeper : I can only win a game if it has one mine



I really hope this is because you just don't know how it works.

I really really do.

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Posted on 02-16-10 12:10:07 PM Link | Quote
How the crap can you put the key in the wrong door in zelda games?
I'm damn sure you can't get perma stuck that way!

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Posted on 02-16-10 12:14:36 PM (last edited by krutomisi at 02-16-10 09:57 AM) Link | Quote

Originally posted by Girlydragon
I really hope this is because you just don't know how it works.
I really really do.

I get tired of being cautious

Originally posted by midori no kaze
How the crap can you put the key in the wrong door in zelda games?
I'm damn sure you can't get perma stuck that way!

Not in the original game, because you can buy a new one for 90 rupees or something.
...

I have 24 rupees

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Posted on 02-16-10 12:17:25 PM Link | Quote
Those are EXTRA keys, IIRC you never need them.

There are rooms in the dungeons you can skip and save keys that way, but I'm quite sure that there are as many keys placed as there are doors.

I also heard something about some magic key that opens all doors, but I don't know, maybe that's ZC only.

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Posted on 02-16-10 12:17:36 PM Link | Quote
My dad was always bad at SMB1. He would warp 1-4-8 every game and I always wanted to know what the other worlds looked like (eventually I learned how to play SMB1 on my own). Then, he'd promptly get his ass handed to him by world 8's difficulty.

I suck at some games. We got Castlevania for NES in 1996 or so and I still have not beat the 4th boss. Then again, it's Castlevania we're talking about.

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Posted on 02-16-10 12:17:43 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by midori no kaze
How the crap can you put the key in the wrong door in zelda games?
I'm damn sure you can't get perma stuck that way!



I'm sure that either ages or seasons had a dungeon where you could put the key into the wrong hole and get perma-stuck, the chances of this happening were very slim though.

Also, if you get tired at being cautious in minesweeper then you're really really bad at it.



but maybe you just haven't found a game you're good at yet... :/

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Posted on 02-16-10 02:39:23 PM Link | Quote
Is that you, Quickman?
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Posted on 02-16-10 02:41:32 PM (last edited by krutomisi at 02-16-10 01:06 PM) Link | Quote

Originally posted by Kles
Is that you, Quickman?

Me?

Not at all


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Posted on 02-16-10 02:51:38 PM Link | Quote
Supakitsune
And I thought I sucked at video games...
Oh wait, I do. Just not as much as you do. :lol:
I'm basically the same with the Mega Man games. I need to practice.
As for Pac-Man Arrangement, that shit is fucking tough. Fortunately, practice has gotten me to the point where I only start needing continues very close to the end.

Another genre I've always been bad at has been fighters, but I'm slowly starting to improve, at least with Marvel vs. Capcom 2. I still suck at other ones. Oh well~

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Originally posted by midori no Kaze
I also heard something about some magic key that opens all doors, but I don't know, maybe that's ZC only.

Nope, that's in the original. It sets the number of keys you have to "A".

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Posted on 02-16-10 05:13:05 PM Link | Quote
Maybe you're just playing the wrong games.

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Originally posted by Shadic
Originally posted by midori no kaze
I also heard something about some magic key that opens all doors, but I don't know, maybe that's ZC only.

They have one in Zelda II. You get it at like, the end of the game.

You can also use Fairy.

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Posted on 02-16-10 07:36:20 PM Link | Quote
Trying to figure out how you get stuck in OoT....thought you couldn't do that.

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Posted on 02-16-10 07:45:36 PM (last edited by krutomisi at 02-16-10 05:41 PM) Link | Quote

Originally posted by FirePhoenix
Trying to figure out how you get stuck in OoT....thought you couldn't do that.


I put my key in the wrong door ...
Unless I'm missing something in an empty room, I'm stuck.

It went like this -
While in the water temple I got lost, ran around it twice and found a door for my key.
One the other side I now have a near empty room with a door wanting another key.
And then I went around the temple again, finding not a key, but a locked door.



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Posted on 02-16-10 07:51:15 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by FirePhoenix
Trying to figure out how you get stuck in OoT....thought you couldn't do that.


It's possible in any of the original cart releases of OoT. If you put your key into the doors in the wrong order in the Water Temple you end up a key short and can't finish the temple. It's why in the Master Quest original OoT, Collector's Edition and VC versions you end up with an extra key - so you cannot possibly get stuck.
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Posted on 02-16-10 07:52:00 PM Link | Quote
@ Minesweepers - It's not about being cautious - it's just a logical puzzle.
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