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Posted on 11-18-09 12:24:26 AM Link | Quote
why







(i want NSMBWII. :x)

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Posted on 11-18-09 01:29:15 AM Link | Quote
Either he thinks you need to get laid or he wants you to be safe.

I just hope it wasn't a used one.

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Posted on 11-18-09 01:34:23 AM Link | Quote

make better threads

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Posted on 11-18-09 02:25:10 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Anya
he wants you to be safe.

It's this. My dad gave me one before I left for college last year for this very reason.

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Posted on 11-18-09 03:48:52 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by FirePhoenix
Originally posted by Anya
he wants you to be safe.

It's this. My dad gave me one before I left for college last year for this very reason.

Just one? Oh man...
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Posted on 11-18-09 07:13:39 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bitmap
make better threads

I need practice
also being safe is nice.

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Posted on 11-18-09 09:04:16 PM Link | Quote
I'm a virgin. :O

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Posted on 11-19-09 12:47:42 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by jamosup
Originally posted by Bitmap
make better threads

I need practice
also being safe is nice.

Don't need a condom if you're gay and in a clean relationship!
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Posted on 11-19-09 04:07:26 AM Link | Quote

Oral sex dumbasses

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Posted on 11-19-09 04:21:49 AM Link | Quote
I'm sure it was a message to get laid.

Then again, if you ever found yourself in that situation... I'm sure you'd rush out to the pharmacy to buy some "con-domes".

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Posted on 11-19-09 06:56:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Colin
con-domes


Boy, I'd like to live in one of those!

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Originally posted by devin
Originally posted by Colin
con-domes


Boy, I'd like to live in one of those!

Nah, people would be scamming you all the time.

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Posted on 11-20-09 02:18:58 AM Link | Quote
If he really wanted you to get laid, he wouldn't have given you just one he's obviously teasing you, implying you will only ever get laid once and will be so awful at it that she won't want to go again thereby eliminating the need for additional condoms. If I were you I'd kick your uncle's ass.
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Posted on 11-20-09 05:38:57 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by jamosup
why







(i want NSMBWII. :x)
You'd take video games over safe, preferably consensual sex in college?
What the fuck happened to this world?

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Posted on 11-20-09 10:06:07 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by The Accidental Protege
Originally posted by jamosup
why







(i want NSMBWII. :x)
You'd take video games over safe, preferably consensual sex in college?
What the fuck happened to this world?

Sex is terribly overrated! Happy to help.
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Posted on 11-20-09 11:56:53 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Anya
he wants you to be safe.


I agree.
What a nice uncle! I wish I had an uncle like yours.



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Posted on 11-20-09 01:52:49 PM Link | Quote


Originally posted by Kles
Sex is terribly overrated! Happy to help.


I'm not really interested in sex, so I would probably go with the video game as well.


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Originally posted by The Accidental Protege

What the fuck happened to this world?



Overpopulation, maaaaaaan.

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Posted on 11-21-09 12:14:33 AM Link | Quote
what happened to my topic
that is not what i meant

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Posted on 11-21-09 01:04:06 AM Link | Quote
Then what did you mean?

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