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Posted on 08-13-07 11:19:15 PM Link | Quote
wtf

I bought a bag of these today at a random store. Waste of 2 Dollars.

1- it tastes like shit. Its hot as fuck, and the after taste is like eating through a car exhaust pipe.

2- It does not work. I ate the whole damn bag (Why? Im not wasting food) and I did not feel rejuvenated or suddendly filled with energy. In fact, 1 hour after I ate them, I took a 2 hour nap and I was still sleepy. Plus I dranked a Sobe Adrenaline rush WITH the chips.

3- 1 hour after I ate it and while I was taking a nap, It felt like my stomach was doing cartwheels. I did not barf, but I wanted to.

So, why did they even do this? We already have Energy drinks that taste freaking awesome. (Monster Java? Oh God yes) But why on Potato Chips?

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Posted on 08-13-07 11:20:55 PM Link | Quote
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wtf

I bought a bag of these today at a random store. Waste of 2 Dollars.

1- it tastes like shit. Its hot as fuck, and the after taste is like eating through a car exhaust pipe.

2- It does not work. I ate the whole damn bag (Why? Im not wasting food) and I did not feel rejuvenated or suddendly filled with energy. In fact, 1 hour after I ate them, I took a 2 hour nap and I was still sleepy. Plus I dranked a Sobe Adrenaline rush WITH the chips.

3- 1 hour after I ate it and while I was taking a nap, It felt like my stomach was doing cartwheels. I did not barf, but I wanted to.

So, why did they even do this? We already have Energy drinks that taste freaking awesome. (Monster Java? Oh God yes) But why on Potato Chips?

Now, I thought soap infused with caffeine was weird.


But this is just stupid.



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Posted on 08-13-07 11:23:35 PM Link | Quote
...Soap infused with what

Where the fuck do you even FIND these things, anyway?

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Posted on 08-13-07 11:24:38 PM Link | Quote
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...Soap infused with what

Where the fuck do you even FIND these things, anyway?

http://thinkgeek.com, actually.

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Posted on 08-13-07 11:40:46 PM Link | Quote
That would Kill me...

Caffeine hurts my liver.

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Posted on 08-14-07 04:07:09 PM Link | Quote
I lol'd. That's just funny.

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Posted on 08-14-07 04:11:06 PM Link | Quote

So the chips are comparable to the Dorito X13-or-whatever crap, but only in SPICY SHIT mode.
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Posted on 08-15-07 02:08:06 PM; last edit by Army Kitsune on 08-15-07 02:10 PM Link | Quote
well that's what you get when you eat something that really isn't meant to be combined...

The power of an energy drink does NOT belong in potato chips. I'm a firm believer.

Energy can be in any of the three forms:

candy
gum
drink

nothing else.

edit: on a side note... X-13 sucks. It tastes like barf in a bag. *nods* Then again I'm the person who can't eat barbecue chips EVER.

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Posted on 08-15-07 02:10:47 PM Link | Quote
That has to be bad.

If it did work, I wouldn't take them anyway (I generally eat that stuff before going to sleep)

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Posted on 08-15-07 02:16:28 PM Link | Quote
I miss the old days where there was just Plain, Salt & Vinegar, Cheese & Onion and Sour cream flavoured crisps, instead of all this Chilli flavoured herbal crisp crap.

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Posted on 08-15-07 04:03:09 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Somecatboy
I miss the old days where there was just Plain, Salt & Vinegar, Cheese & Onion and Sour cream flavoured crisps, instead of all this Chilli flavoured herbal crisp crap.

Yeah, sour cream and onion chips and/or salt and vinegar = Pwnager.

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Posted on 08-15-07 06:30:59 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Army Kitsune
Energy can be in any of the three forms:

candy
gum
drink

nothing else.

Wrong.

ATP's, man. Breathing, and eating. You get a net gain of 2 ATP's from respiration, and 32 or something for glycogen reaction or whatever it's called.

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