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Posted on 08-13-07 10:19:59 PM Link | Quote
3-ton meteorite stolen (slashdot)

It simply boggles the mind... I mean, seriously? How the fuck do you steal a 3-ton meteorite?

*hydraphatphelinez goes to RTFA

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Posted on 08-13-07 10:32:28 PM Link | Quote
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Aliens.

They wanted their craft back.

They also said 'stfu binch' in alienese too when they did it.

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Posted on 08-13-07 10:33:58 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ranko
Aliens.

They wanted their craft back.

They also said 'stfu binch' in alienese too when they did it.

But I mean


The logistics of thieves moving a 3-ton meteorite are...





well...





Ridiculous

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Posted on 08-13-07 10:36:30 PM Link | Quote

Pfft. A useless thing to steal, unless it's going to be sold or something.

I bet he/she/they [the thief/thieves] called in Hulk Hogan, Chuck Norris, and 4real Superman.

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Posted on 08-13-07 11:00:13 PM Link | Quote
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It just teleported...

It's actually an alien weapon that was blocked by something. Chances are it will go back to the planet and fired again somewhere else...

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Posted on 08-13-07 11:09:22 PM Link | Quote
It's funny how thieves usually steal small, but more valuable things.

But this makes me throw WTF .

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Posted on 08-13-07 11:14:42 PM Link | Quote
My question isn't so much "how" as "why"... I mean, when you get down to it it's really just a big hunk of rock... (or is it???)

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Posted on 08-13-07 11:52:36 PM Link | Quote
hey...

If Carmen San Diego can steel the Eiffle Tower...

You can steal a 3 ton meteorite.

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Posted on 08-14-07 12:49:35 AM Link | Quote

Originally posted by ShaddowKatgirl
hey...

If Carmen San Diego can steel the Eiffle Tower...

You can steal a 3 ton meteorite.

Dude. The Eiffle Tower is probably made out of steel in the first place.

But she can steal it.

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Posted on 08-14-07 03:33:59 AM Link | Quote
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Now that's just silly. Surely you can't get too far with a meteor.


Then again, nobody would expect it to get stolen, so nobody would put a tracer on it. They'll just have to keep a look out for it on the black market.

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Posted on 08-14-07 01:59:32 PM Link | Quote
If MIT can snatch a giant cannon right out from under a school and move it to the other side of the country within a few days time, someone can snatch up a meteor and do the same.

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Posted on 08-14-07 03:35:03 PM Link | Quote
It'll turn up on eBay sooner or later. Though Shipping and Handling would be bitch to pay.

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