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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining King Arthur and Walker, Texas Ranger. The story should use a sex-change operation as a plot device!

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King Arthur was sitting at the Round Table with his knights. He scratched his head, and started to say something. He sounded suspiciously like Sean Connery.

"In the eyes of a ranger... The unsuspecting stranger... had better know the truth of wrong from right."

"Wise words, my liege!" Sir Camelot exclaimed.

King Arthur continued, "Cause the eyes of the ranger are upon you! Any wrong you do, he's going to see. When you're in Texas, look behind you." He looked around and banged his hands on the table. "Cause that's where the ranger's gonna be!"

"Texas, milord?" Sir Gallihad questioned.

"Yes, Texas. I do not know this strange land, but surely, it exists!"

Suddenly, there was a bright flash of light, and King Arthur had vanished! The knights blamed Merlin, and beat him savagely until he died. King Arthur appeared in a blaze of light over a grassy knoll. Two hoodlums approached him.

"Hey Dwartz, this nigga must have seen the murder! Let's shank his royal ass!" one of the hoodlums said.

King Arthur drew his sword, which scared the two off. "Insolent whelps!" he scoffed. He placed his sword at his side again and looked around. "What happened?"

A few minutes later, a large truck pulled up. Out stepped Ranger Walker and Ranger Trivette. "Hey, Trivette, let's ask this guy what he's seen." Walker said.

"Excuse me..." Trivette called out. He looked King Arthur up and down. "That's quite a get-up you got there. Regardless, did you see who murdered this man?"

"Two insolent whelps confronted me, bragging of murder." King Arthur replied.

"Did you see where they went? Get any names?" Walker asked.

"They went that way." King Arthur pointed over yonder. "One said 'Dwartz'."

"Dwartz!" Trivette said, slaming his fists together. "Dwartz is a world reknowned terrorist and gem thief. Why he murdered an innocent in this schoolyard is anyone's guess..."

"We're going to need your help, sir. We need you to go under cover... But not the normal under cover..." Walker said. "It will be dangerous, but you are our most solid witness."

"Anything to help." King Arthur said. "King Arthur and the Knights of Camelot will take any step to find these knaves!"

Walker and Trivette looked at eachother. "Sure thing, 'King'." Trivette said.

"Follow us. We'll get you ready for your infiltration." Walker said. The three hopped into Walker's truck. "To avoid all suspicions, you will need to under-go a transgender operation."

King Arthur was perplexed at the term. Regardless, he was a man of honor, and a man of his word. He agreed.

Later that day, Trivette, Walker and Arthur were in a hospital room. "Prepare yourself... 'King'..." Walker said.

"Anything for a fellow white knight!" Arthur walked into the operating room.

After a grueling twenty-two hour surgical process, King Arthur, now known as Queen Artria, stumbled out of the operating room. "Why am I a woman now?!" she yelled in frustration. "Oh, woe is me, what would Sir Galahad think?!" With those words, Queen Artria disappeared in another flash of light.

"Where'd he go?!" Trivette asked.

"Ah, fuck. There goes Texas taxpayer dollars..."

King Arthur was never seen again, not in Texas, not in Camelot. Queen Artria, if you wish to get technical, was also never seen again... or was she, in another time period?

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Originally posted by Grandad

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TV wasn't violent back in my day? You kiddin'? The generation that grew up on the stuff I watched started two world wars, a police action and the National Hockey League!

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