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Posted on 08-12-07 03:43:33 PM

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Drag's Post #109

Here, my mom usually throws away expired things, and if she doesn't, I do. She specifically tells me to throw out anything that I see that's expired.

She also throws out powdered food that's expired (like pancake mix). Someone sent her an email which said "throw out all of your powdered food that's expired omgomgomg" and linked to a snopes article which said "only people allergic to mold are affected, unopened boxes are fine, the only case where someone died was someone allergic to mold who made pancakes from a box of mix that was sitting OPENED in the cupboard for two years, etc"

But of course, no self-respecting email chainer's going to actually READ the whole article.

Anyway, we rarely ever have expired stuff in our fridge. Though, I think when I finally have an apartment for college, I think I might get my fair share of expired moldy food horrors.

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Posted on 08-12-07 03:53:17 PM

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Daily Cycle II ~ -2649

That's like my other grandma, but here, the fridge literally hasn't been cleaned out in months

They constantly reuse old containers for stuff, like the butter I used earlier today for potatoes is just scooped out of this giant tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Expired Yet and put in this tupperware thing that's never washed or emptied

The relish, too, they'll just dump more into the plastic thing

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Posted on 08-12-07 04:03:12 PM

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	You peoples just made me check what the expiration date was on a cup of ramen I was about to eat. I could not find an expiration date, so i am going to eat it anyways RAMEN FTW! ____________________ OMG? I GOT A NEW, LESS EYE HURTY LAYOUT?

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Posted on 08-12-07 04:20:46 PM

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It's a layout... that I worked hard on. ^_^
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When in doubt, eat honey...

It never expires...

Then again, eating straight honey isnt a great idea either

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Posted on 08-12-07 04:33:25 PM

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Daily Cycle II ~ -2644

"Surely there's mayo for a tuna sandich or something, right?

"...Right?"
Oh, god.

Maybe there's some other one, then?

Okay, maybe not

Well, at least we have relish, right? Hm, this one looks rather full, too..
It isn't sweet any more...

...

Wait, what's this weird tub back here? Maybe it's fresh?
It's actually caramel for apples. Yeah, uh, you shouldn't touch it.

Never mind...

But we have butter, right?
This is the oldest thing in the fridge I found, and I only looked halfway back. Ew.

..........

What about meat? Maybe I can make some sort of bland sandwich or something?
I bet it's moldy as all hell, too, on the inside.

...

Okay, nevermind, I have no appetite anymore, I'll just take this can of MtDew I bought recently and have it instead

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Posted on 08-12-07 04:35:26 PM

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Hooray for expiration.

It'll happen to everything too. =\

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Posted on 08-12-07 04:36:29 PM

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Daily Cycle II ~ -2643

The worst part is that, as some things expire, everything else goes bad at an accelerated rate.

Fun fact: the jug of milk we got 3 days ago is full of water condensation. Oh, joy.

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Posted on 08-12-07 04:36:36 PM

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Simplicity v1.1

[barf]

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Posted on 08-12-07 04:37:00 PM; last edit by DarkSlaya on 08-12-07 04:38 PM

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Yep, you're screwed.

There is... no solution.

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Posted on 08-12-07 05:01:43 PM

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Daily Cycle II ~ -2639

I think these were pickles at one point or another.
Seriously, the lid rusted. That should tell you something.

I didn't even look at this last time when my grandparents brought it up. "Hey, there's some orange juice in the fridge; you should drink it before it goes bad." That was one month ago.
It's not really juice any more (probably). More like a thick, goopy paste.

It's not really juice any more (probably). More like a thick, goopy paste.

This expired a year ago.

This one's full of air/rather puffy, so I'm assuming it was opened, or some nasty crapteria got in there and had a party. Probably the latter.
Obligatory dicks joke here.

I'm seriously at a loss for words. I don't even want to look for a date on this; I already feel like puking enough as it is.
I don't know what that crap on the left is, either. It's probably radioactive by now.

I don't know what that crap on the left is, either. It's probably radioactive by now.

Gee whiz.

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Posted on 08-12-07 05:04:23 PM

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Radioactive gunk.

Sounds like a recipe for DISASTER! D:

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Posted on 08-12-07 05:08:04 PM

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	Well, our fridge is chock full of stuff. Stuff that hasn't expired... Save for some that are a day or two over. ____________________ kimi gakure ta yuuki wa OKKUSENMAN OKKUSENMAN sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU

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Posted on 08-12-07 05:08:14 PM

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I seriously don't get how you people have such old food in your fridge. ._.

I mean the oldest stuff we have is like a month old and that's long life stuff like preserves. Anything that's edible and isn't a spread is at most 5 days old.

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Posted on 08-12-07 05:08:22 PM

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Drag's Post #111

Wow...

...

How does it smell?

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Posted on 08-12-07 05:08:29 PM

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Holy bejeezus.

And your grandparents eat this crap?!

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Posted on 08-12-07 05:10:25 PM

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"IRIS Fresh Pack"

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Posted on 08-12-07 05:16:54 PM

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Daily Cycle II ~ -2638

Originally posted by DarkSlaya
"IRIS Fresh Pack"

I don't even think Iris is still in business.

They have a ton of old Iris spices in the cupboard, too...

...that they still use.

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	Originally posted by Xkeeper I don't even think Iris is still in business. They have a ton of old Iris spices in the cupboard, too... ...that they still use. Vomitting your stomach acids doesn't beat nostalgia. ____________________ kimi gakure ta yuuki wa OKKUSENMAN OKKUSENMAN sugi sarishi kisetsu wa DORAMATIKKU

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Posted on 08-12-07 07:13:19 PM

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	What the FUCK Xkeeper? Do people actually eat that stuff unknowingly/uncaringly or does it just sit there? ____________________ ؟

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