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Posted on 10-02-09 08:02:00 PM Link | Quote
Just read it!


POPE Benedict last night claimed that placing a bible over an erect penis before intercourse is the only guaranteed way to prevent the spread of Aids...



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Posted on 10-02-09 08:06:59 PM Link | Quote


The Pope is an idiot

If you ask me, the Bible has been spreading AIDS indirectly by way of idiotic ministers and politicians trying to convince people to not have sex instead of teaching them safe sex

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Posted on 10-02-09 08:08:02 PM Link | Quote
Can I put a bible over the Pope's head and then smash it down onto his head with a sledgehammer? I have a feeling that would do the world a lot of good.

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TV wasn't violent back in my day? You kiddin'? The generation that grew up on the stuff I watched started two world wars, a police action and the National Hockey League!
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Posted on 10-02-09 08:13:31 PM Link | Quote


I like Katelynn's idea Extremely religious people tend to cause me a lot of trouble

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Posted on 10-02-09 08:36:03 PM Link | Quote
Christ, I liked our old Pope better. He was way saner than this one.

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Posted on 10-02-09 09:16:46 PM Link | Quote
Supakitsune's post
Originally posted by Katelynn
Can I put a bible over the Pope's head and then smash it down onto his head with a sledgehammer? I have a feeling that would do the world a lot of good.
If you did this I think the (non-Catholic) world would give you a medal.

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Posted on 10-02-09 09:19:10 PM Link | Quote
Guess what "pope" rhymes with

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Posted on 10-02-09 10:11:23 PM Link | Quote
what a dope

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Posted on 10-02-09 10:37:42 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Supakitsune
If you did this I think the (non-Catholic) world would give you a medal.


Any sane person would. Also, any sane person would not even touch a bible after it has been wacked with an Africanized penis.

I need to start going around wacking people with bibles. Maybe we will get a little less dumb asses in the world. I know at least who to start out with.


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Posted on 10-02-09 10:52:20 PM Link | Quote

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Let us hope the spirit of the previous pope smacks the current one for such ridiculous speech.

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Posted on 10-03-09 01:21:41 AM Link | Quote
I would think placing a penis on the Bible would be quite disrepsectful.

That being said, though

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Posted on 10-03-09 01:49:47 AM Link | Quote
K.C. Green, and by extension Kate Beaton, are the best ever.

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Posted on 10-04-09 03:08:33 AM Link | Quote
Remember, if you're in a hotel room and feel like reading the Bible which may be in the drawer... you know, if you're interested in it or need some inspiration... wash your hands.

(You sure he said that?!?)

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Posted on 10-04-09 03:31:54 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Colin
(You sure he said that?!?)

I'm, uh, pretty sure he didn't...

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Posted on 10-04-09 03:39:39 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kyargu
Originally posted by Colin
(You sure he said that?!?)

I'm, uh, pretty sure he didn't...

Originally posted by wikipedia
The Daily Mash is a British satirical website providing parodic commentary on current affairs and other news stories.





But it does sound like something the current Pope would say
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Posted on 10-04-09 03:43:02 AM Link | Quote


You had me fooled

It does seem like the kind of stupid thing this Pope would say

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Posted on 10-04-09 05:18:04 AM Link | Quote
Well that's why I asked without looking at the link because I didn't know if it was satire or not.

To put it mildly, I was suspicious.

I'd still wash my hands after handling a bible in a hotel room.

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Posted on 10-04-09 10:21:55 PM (last edited by Nelrith at 10-04-09 07:23 PM) Link | Quote

It would have had me if it didn't mention Dutch steamboating.

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Posted on 10-05-09 12:57:58 AM Link | Quote

I've been had!

Kinda reminds me when I saw that video made by the Onion about the kid wishing for everything in the Make a wish foundation.

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Later on I learned that the Onion is epic.

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Another the Onion? Greeaaaat.

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