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Posted on 08-07-07 04:17:13 PM Link | Quote
Daily Cycle II ~ -2830
Originally posted by LizardKing
I seem to be unable to fall asleep while I'm doing something else, regardless of how tired I am. I even have trouble falling asleep in my bed, regardless of how tired I may feel; it always takes a long time to fall asleep. I envy the people that can go to bed, and fall asleep in just a few minutes..

I just set my soda can against me -- right now it's resting against my leg and laptop, for example. It's one of those set-it-and-forget-it things, like forgetting that your glasses are on your head... and yes, I've done that too.


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Posted on 08-07-07 04:20:23 PM Link | Quote
I don't think I could use a computer in bed...

Certainly not this one, as it is a desktop model with a heavy and ancient CRT monitor

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Posted on 08-07-07 04:24:32 PM Link | Quote
JL2 - Post #552 - 08-07-07 11:24:32 AM
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I once made the mistake of putting an open pop can in my pants pocket. Turns out cans don't stay upright very well in pockets.

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Posted on 08-07-07 04:25:12 PM Link | Quote
Simplicity v1.1
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by Ranko
Considering how dense you were about getting the joke, I'll believe it. Proves you've lived a completely sterile life.

I've had enough of you. Go take a number (#84) and stand in the "Damn, you are a deprived person" line...


Once again this proves just how easy your buttons are to press.


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Posted on 08-07-07 04:26:38 PM; last edit by Xkeeper on 08-07-07 04:26 PM Link | Quote
Daily Cycle II ~ -2826
Originally posted by HyperHacker
I once made the mistake of putting an open pop can in my pants pocket. Turns out cans don't stay upright very well in pockets.

Okay, that's just dumb.

Originally posted by Ranko
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by Ranko
Considering how dense you were about getting the joke, I'll believe it. Proves you've lived a completely sterile life.

I've had enough of you. Go take a number (#84) and stand in the "Damn, you are a deprived person" line...


Once again this proves just how easy your buttons are to press.

They are not
It was just annoying enough fixing the problem... And thank god this soda is sugar-free Tab, or I'd really be in a mess

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Posted on 08-07-07 04:58:26 PM Link | Quote
Do you know how much you're making the wet feeling joke worse with every post?

(see : ... I'd be in a mess .. )

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Posted on 08-07-07 06:10:28 PM Link | Quote
Simplicity v1.1
He's subconsciously horny.

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Posted on 08-07-07 06:11:12 PM Link | Quote
Daily Cycle II ~ -2810
Originally posted by Someguy
Do you know how much you're making the wet feeling joke worse with every post?

(see : ... I'd be in a mess .. )

It was worse last night with the "pot brownies" joke earlier.

Seriously, BMF and I were cracking up for hours.

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Posted on 08-07-07 06:13:10 PM Link | Quote




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I used to nod off all the time with a Pepsi in hand on my couch in my basement.

Last time I did something like this, I passed out with a beer. Woke up soaked and smelling like Blue Moon. Mmmmm...

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Posted on 08-07-07 06:28:24 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by Ranko
Considering how dense you were about getting the joke, I'll believe it. Proves you've lived a completely sterile life.

I've had enough of you. Go take a number (#84) and stand in the "Damn, you are a deprived person" line.

(I think this is the 37th thing people have claimed me to be depraived of. BMF's claimed about 32 of them, mostly games like Wario Land/Mario 64/etc. that I haven't played)

You've been deprived of your torrented games.

* Grey Mario is shot

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Posted on 08-07-07 09:09:56 PM Link | Quote
The best thing is putting on a blanket and waking up in the morning drenched in sweat.

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Posted on 08-07-07 09:10:48 PM Link | Quote
I had a Wet Dream once.

Best... Dream... Ever...

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Posted on 08-07-07 10:40:09 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ranko
Actually, I wasn't taking it as you wet the bed in the sense that you were displaying.



Yea, same here....

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Posted on 08-07-07 10:40:28 PM Link | Quote
Daily Cycle II ~ -2791


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Posted on 08-07-07 10:41:08 PM Link | Quote
*coughs* What?

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Posted on 08-07-07 10:46:41 PM; last edit by Xkeeper on 08-07-07 10:46 PM Link | Quote
Daily Cycle II ~ -2790


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Posted on 08-10-07 11:10:31 PM Link | Quote
JL2 - Post #590 - 08-10-07 06:10:31 PM
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I see what you did there.
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Damn.
Originally posted by Kles
The best thing is putting on a blanket and waking up in the morning drenched in sweat.
Argh, I hate that. Or waking up and it's BLOODY COLD. >:[

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