States I've been to: Arizona, California, Colorado, Kansas (yay aunt wendy

), All of the states between Florida and New York, Texas and New Mexico. I was on a flight to Arizona, but our plane got grounded in Texas, so we rented a shitbucket car with no radio and drove the whole way out there.
Ontario and Quebec in Canada, both for auctions that my dad dragged the family to.
Paris, France. Got so see that big ass
radio tower Eiffel Tower. I was there for a class trip.
Argentina, once again for a class trip. Tis where my Spanish teacher's parents are from. Very beautiful place.
I've also been to Ireland, Scotland and Britain, too just last year. My current room mate brought me along for a visit to her home country, and we were like "fuck it, let's tour the whole Kingdom". I kinda lost my passport though, so I was almost barred from the US when I tried to return
I did have plans to go to Japan next summer to help me get over my rabid hate of weeaboos, but those plans are going to be put on hold seeing as I'll have a kid by then. Ah well, no big loss. It'd be the only foreign country I've gone to where I don't know the local language, so I'd be kinda lost.
All this is 20 years. I'm very well traveled, it seems.
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