It's three in the morning and I should be asleep, but I have to post this right now because it is so amazing.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Salutations.
Stranger: thats a big word, are you a big word kinda guy?
You: Only if you'd like.
You: I can use small words, too.
Stranger: well im an easy kinda guy and i like big word kinda guys and small work kinda guys
You: Good to know.
Stranger: i know i know i sound like a slag
Stranger: but i dont mean it like that
You: It's all right, I understand.
Stranger: thank you, at least someone does, anyway whats your name?
You: I am God.
Stranger: O Realy?
You: Indeed.
Stranger: thats actually quite amazing, im shocked and stunned
You: It's okay, most people are the first time they meet me.
Stranger: well to be fair before this moment in time, i never thought there was a god!! You have proved me wrong great sir
You: Well, if you'd prefer I didn't exist, I can do that too.
Stranger: you could maybe morph into a gorgeous woman with huge breasts?
You: I could, but you can't see me from where you are.
Stranger: very true, god damn it ill never find a gorgeous woman
You: Well, since I'm God, maybe if you asked nicely instead of telling me to send things to Hell...
Stranger: huh what do you mean, i never asked you to send anything to hell!
You: You told me, and I quote, "god damn it".
Stranger: aaaaaah shit, i can't believe i said that in front of god, i am so very sorry, how embaressing
You: I don't mind. After all, I hear everything anyways. :-)
Stranger: yes but can you hear what im thinking now?
You: Of course. But we're having a conversation here, so I'll pretend I can't just for right now. ;-)
Stranger: haha ok :p
Stranger: anyway serious for a minute asl?
You: 14 billion, whatever I choose, everywhere.
You: I am serious.
Stranger: i dont believe you, you are gonna have to prove to me that your god
You: But if I did that, what good is faith?
You: Now that I think of it, though, faith seems to have gotten mixed up with religious zealots...
You: Perhaps that's not the most convincing way to say it anymore.
Stranger: very true i agree
Stranger: ok ill have faith in you, i need to believe
You: Thank you. :-)
Stranger: thats quite ok so what are you doing with your day god?
You: Enjoying my creation.
You: I'm also answering prayers, and talking to people who don't believe I'm really God. ;-)
Stranger: ooooooh really that sounds very much exciting
You: It is.
You: I think you'd get bored of it after a few days, though.
Stranger: hmmmm i think i might love it
You: Sure it's fun being all-powerful, but it's a lot of work.
You: I'll keep you in mind the next time I take a break, though.
Stranger: yeah you do that, i think i could fill your shoes god, i really do, im good with the people
You: ;-)
You: Since you're so good with the people, why don't you tell them to stop taking that book of hearsay they call the Bible so literally. :-)
Stranger: well yes ive always said that, i will tell them if you want to give me that mission
You: No, it's not a mission. You don't have to if you don't want to.
Stranger: no it will give me great pride
You: Well, I don't have any reason to stop you.
Stranger: thank you god
You: You're welcome. :-)
Stranger: your probably the best god ever
You: I'm every god ever, in some way or another.
You: Some religions chose to have separate gods, and so I became their gods.
Stranger: yes do you even become allah for the muslims?
You: I am one and the same.
Stranger: oooohh so you can speak urdu as well as english?
You: Do I have to? ;-)
Stranger: well i certainly wouldnt want to :p but what about all those muslims you will need to talk to?
You: I speak in whatever language they will understand. If that is Urdu, then I will speak it.
Stranger: wow you really are an amazing person so you are, you blow me away sometimes with your total greatness
You: My my, is that sarcasm?
Stranger: no it wasnt sarcasm at all actually, but now i read it back i can understand why u would think that
You: I don't mind, people have said much worse things to me before.
Stranger: nooo i really did not mean that to be sarcastic, not one bit i swear on that i really do
You: I'll trust you on that. :-)
Stranger: yeah please do i wouldnt lie to you great one
You: Why are you so apologetic?
Stranger: because i dont want you to think im a bad person i really do apoligize greatly
You: I don't think anyone is a bad person.
You: If I did, wouldn't I have done something about it already? :-)
Stranger: yeah i guess you are right, i never thought about it in that way before
Stranger: thanks god
You: You're welcome :-)
Stranger: you really are a down to earth guy god
You: I like to see things from every perspective. :-)
Stranger: yeah i suppose you do, your just like a normal guy, but obviously way cooler
You: I suppose it's more like normal guys are a lot like me, so to speak.
You: You know, creation and all that.
Stranger: well yeah seen as you put it like that, that makes far more sense! you are very smart
You: You really are too kind. :-)
Stranger: well im a kinda sort of guy well i hope to think i am anyway, i try my best to be
You: It's nice that you're trying.
Stranger: yeah well i do try my very best! but from this day on im going to try even harder, because u have inspired me greatly
You: I'm glad to hear that.
Stranger: yes from now on im going to be an even better human being than what i was, there is always that little bit of room for improvment no matter what
You: I couldn't agree more. :-)
Stranger: well im glad you agree, not that you need to improve because you are the best at everything, or do you think theres things that you could improve on?
You: Well, I've sometimes wondered if giving people free will was a good decision. I'd like to stop doubting myself so much.
You: Maybe I've created people a little too much like me. A lot of people doubt me as well! :-)
Stranger: yes i know what you mean, i think a lot of people doubt you because all they seem to get is bad luck all the time, so i think they think to themselfs that god can not be real as he wouldnt let this happen ect! Look at me before i didnt believe but now i do 100%
You: Sometimes things that look like bad luck are actually good. They say every cloud has a silver lining. :-)
Stranger: yeah thats true but i think sometimes people just stop believing, but i know they wont give up on you, you will have everyone believing soon enough
You: But with everyone believing, there won't be any variety.
Stranger: very true as variety is needed
You: Everyone is free to believe in me as much or as little as they want. :-)
Stranger: yes you are a good creator the world is a very beautiful place, thank you for that
You: You're welcome. :-)
Stranger: even after omegle will you still always be there? can i still talk to you if you listen
You: I'm always listening, even if I don't answer right away.
Stranger: awww thats good to know, at least i know you will be there listening to me if i need to talk
Stranger: does god not have a god msn?
You: Well, since I'm the alpha and omega, I thought this would be more appropriate. :-)
Stranger: aahhh i see what you did there, i like your style god!! na was just wondering if you had maybe a little god thing on msn or something so i can always find you
You: No, I'm afraid not. But if you keep your eyes open and use Google, you just might find the log of this posted by someone, somewhere. :-)
Stranger: this whole chat we have had?
You: Yep. Or would you prefer I keep it private?
Stranger: no no i dont mind you can post anything you like, are you posting it on 4chan?
You: Of course not. I may be forgiving, but even I can't predict that turning out well. :-)
Stranger: haha i think you may have predicted that one totally correct, so where will you post it then? certain website?
You: Well, I like being mysterious, but I know that some people would prefer a definite answer. Should I tell you?
Stranger: yes god i think you should tell me
You: Okay. :-)
You: http
You: ://
You: jul
You: .rustedlogic
You: .net/
Stranger: aaaahhh ok thank you for that god, that your own website?
You: Nope. :-)
Stranger: ohhhhh ok, well i can always check it out anyway
You: All right. :-)
You: I'm sure it will show up soon.
Stranger: hmmmmm looks like not a bad little forum there, do u need to be a member to browse?
You: Nope. :-)
You: You do have to be a member to join in the fun, though.
Stranger: hahaha that was funny i went into the craziness forum and the first thread title i saw was "Wanna see a Walrus Jacking off? "
Stranger: hahaha nice!
Stranger: ah right coool ill have a little browse and maybe join up
You: All right. :-)
Stranger: im just trying to figure out what the forum is actually for? is it for anything or is it just a general hacking / technology forum
Stranger: for games?
You: Well, there's a section for normal people, and there's a section for normal people who also know how to hack games.
Stranger: aaaaahh yeah i seen that further down, coool
You: There's also a section that isn't visible, but that's a secret. :-)
Stranger: hahaha yeah theres always secret forums on all these forums hahaha top secret section :p
You: There's also a black hole, but not many people can see what's in there.
Stranger: hahaha shiiiiit black holes and everything hehe!! is there a specific thread where yous are posting omegle chats?
You: There was, but it wasn't visible to most people and it fell into the black hole a while ago.
Stranger: aaaaahh well thats a bit shit!! need to get something done about that :p
You: It will be taken care of in due time. :-)
Stranger: aaaaaahhhh well thats not so bad then haha! i thought u might have been a /b/ tard from 4chan or something
You: Nope. They tend to be less coherent than this. :-)
Stranger: yes i did seem to think that as time went on and on hahaha
Stranger: well god the great, i think im going to gave to leave you know
Stranger: but it was great talking to you :p
You: It was wonderful talking to you as well. :-)
Stranger: yeah thanks, maybe talk again soon heeh byyeeeeeeeee
You: Bye :-)
Stranger:
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