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Posted on 08-05-09 07:31:42 PM Link | Quote

Get a can of compressed air. Hold it upside down. Fire.

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Yeah, I have a can of compressed air. I'm sure it'd freeze the wasps good.

But wouldn't doing it upside down just make a mess?

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Posted on 08-06-09 12:51:37 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bitmap
Get a can of compressed air. Hold it upside down. Fire.

Did this once, it was super effective.

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Posted on 08-06-09 01:50:06 AM Link | Quote
There was a bee in the grass where I was walking my bike. I went around him. Like, waaaay, way around him.

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Posted on 08-06-09 05:13:48 AM Link | Quote
As in "went across the street to get around him"?

There was what looked to be a wasp flying around in the subway tonight. Just flew near the lights, thankfully.

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Posted on 08-06-09 05:44:16 AM Link | Quote

*shuddershudder* I hate bees and wasps and their ilk
Once there was a huge ass hornet in my math class and one of the guys smashed it with his bare freaking hand. It was kind of awesome, even my teacher was totally freaked out by this thing
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Posted on 08-06-09 07:08:02 AM Link | Quote
Mosquitoes irritate me more; wasps and bees will generally leave you alone if you don't bother them (usually) and keep your distance. But mosquitoes, I can hardly see them, and they're all over the fucking place. Worst animal on this planet is the goddamned mosquito.

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Skeeters aren't an animal, dumbass!!
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Posted on 08-06-09 05:28:43 PM Link | Quote
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Posted on 08-06-09 05:38:20 PM Link | Quote
Me PM
Stripes perhaps you should go back to the biology books- insects are animals.

Also, we've had more than a couple wasp nests try to start around our house, thankfully we've caught them before they've gotten too big.

also, http://www.aacutepestcontrol.com/images/new/stinging/Img_3472a.jpg

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Posted on 08-06-09 10:18:27 PM Link | Quote
...spider webs. Not so much spiders, but I hate walking and all of a sudden I get hit by a damn web.

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Posted on 08-06-09 10:42:55 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Metal_Man88

But wouldn't doing it upside down just make a mess?


It just makes the room smell bad. Did not make a mess for me though.

It's funny that I get a regular wasp trip in my room once a week. Might as well record something like this for the thread if it ever happens again.

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Flies. Fuck them. They always seem to like my room the best, and it takes ten minutes just to get the little buggers nice and dead, but sometimes the carcass falls to where I can't really reach it. Might have one or two because I was just so exasperated from killing them that I simply didn't bother much else.

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Posted on 08-11-09 12:04:42 AM Link | Quote
are we talking about white anglo saxon protestants here? Cuz yea, I'm not a fan.

Just stay calm. I'm always chill. Bees and wasps are always right by me buzzin about.
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line 439 column 638 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 447 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 447 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 447 column 113 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 447 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 448 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 458 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 468 column 713 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 469 column 810 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 477 column 22 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 477 column 63 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 477 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 477 column 162 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 478 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 488 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 506 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 513 column 275 - Warning: <table> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "333399" and has been replaced
line 513 column 275 - Warning: <table> attribute "bordercolor" had invalid value "333399" and has been replaced
line 513 column 515 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 513 column 515 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 520 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 520 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 531 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 538 column 74 - Warning: <table> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "000000" and has been replaced
line 538 column 287 - Warning: <td> attribute "bgcolor" has invalid value "#00000"
line 547 column 959 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 554 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 555 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 555 column 64 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 555 column 113 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 555 column 163 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 556 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 566 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 573 column 465 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 580 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 581 column 22 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 581 column 63 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 581 column 112 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 581 column 162 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 582 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 592 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 610 column 43 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 610 column 140 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 610 column 243 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 619 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 624 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 273 column 1580 - Warning: trimming empty <center>
line 604 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 179 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 204 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 206 column 1595 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 206 column 1895 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 206 column 2148 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 208 column 2376 - Warning: <marquee> is not approved by W3C
line 209 column 2687 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 233 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 252 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 254 column 99 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 254 column 277 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "bordercolor"
line 254 column 277 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "bordercolordark"
line 269 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 271 column 1124 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 271 column 1243 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 273 column 1634 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 296 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 324 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 326 column 1370 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 352 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 354 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 378 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 405 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 407 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 409 column 734 - Warning: <marquee> is not approved by W3C
line 433 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 463 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 465 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 469 column 784 - Warning: <marquee> is not approved by W3C
line 493 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 511 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 513 column 99 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 513 column 275 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "bordercolor"
line 513 column 275 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "bordercolordark"
line 536 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 538 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 571 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 597 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 378 warnings and 4 errors!

The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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