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| Posted on 07-28-09 12:46:59 AM |
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BMF DISAPPEARS FROM JUL
Long-time board administrator believes "P2K bug" will destroy the Internet
By derpa d. derpa, Correspondent, The Daily derpa
SPOKANE, WA - BMF54123 (aka "BMF"), a long-time member of the Jul messageboard community's administrative staff, has unexpectedly disappeared just shy of his 2000-post milestone. According to concerned friends and family members, he is currently locked in his room, which has been hastily covered in tinfoil in an attempt to block all wireless signals.
"I dunno what's going on. One minute he was reading some lame post in the SM64 forum, the next he was loading his arms with tinfoil while yelling something about 'pee two kay.' I thought maybe he had to use the bathroom really bad and didn't want to make a mess," an anonymous acquaintance told The Daily derpa.
When asked about BMF and the meaning of "pee two kay," Julius X. Kafukeeper, noted conspiracy/doomsday theorist and author of The Doomclock: 378 Signs of the End of the Internet, suddenly became very upset: "P2K! My God, man, it's like the final sign of the end of the Internet, it means we're all doomed, don't you know? Look at me! LOOK AT ME! If that idiot makes even one more post, the Internet as we know it will EXPLODE! I'm talking 4chunks and Twitterbits and eBlobs all over the f---ing place! Even Google will be powerless to stop it, what with their "ooo's" fragmenting and clogging all the tubes! In fact, their destruction may very well cause the most damage--is that a camera? NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! DO NOT MOLEST THE CLAMS!"
Unfortunately, Kafukeeper has declined all further requests for interviews, citing "severe tire damage."
The Daily derpa will keep you updated as the situation develops. 
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Tyty
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| Posted on 07-28-09 12:48:39 AM |
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GASP
WHAT A TWIST
I bet what really happened is he died from residual fart fumes in his couch, and this is all a coverup.
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Sponty
Part boy, part car; Boycar, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
Level: 184
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| Posted on 07-28-09 12:53:12 AM |
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OH GOD NOT P2K
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| Posted on 07-28-09 12:54:04 AM |
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I AM AFRAID LIKE A GOAT
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Tiden
Disgusting human being, just awful
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| Posted on 07-28-09 01:14:52 AM |
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THAT'S NO GOOD ____________________ JOIN #PROG YOU JERKS.
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Higsby
Super Luigi
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| Posted on 07-28-09 01:28:08 AM |
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 | Poor BMF. I'd probably go insane too if I was reading through the SM64 forum  .
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Rachel Mae
Creature of Chaos
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| Posted on 07-28-09 03:48:06 AM |
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Tyty
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| Posted on 07-28-09 03:49:51 AM |
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Oh.
'Sup BMF.
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| Posted on 07-28-09 03:50:47 AM |
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Are you telling me I got scared for nothing! Why I oughta...
*FirePhoenix trips over a bucket of water
Ow...nya~....
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| Posted on 07-28-09 03:51:19 AM |
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| |  | | The derpa made its post early this year.
That means six more weeks of summer.
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| Posted on 07-28-09 03:51:41 AM (last edited by Xkeeper at 07-28-09 12:51 AM) |
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Tiden
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| Posted on 07-28-09 03:53:18 AM |
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grate jorb ____________________ JOIN #PROG YOU JERKS.
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| Posted on 07-28-09 06:29:39 AM |
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The derpa made its post early this year.
That means six more weeks of summer.
Good, we could use it.
I hate rumors. Give us the REAL news.
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King Yoshi
la chica dijo...
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| Posted on 07-28-09 08:13:47 AM |
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 | Man, you couldn't have just held off on that post a bit, BMF? I wanted to see more intrigue and mystery. Also maybe the derpa might have posted again.
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Tanks
360? Yessum.
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| Posted on 07-28-09 12:41:52 PM |
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'I should use the derp account more...' See BMF? I told you not to say it out loud. Now you're dead. Good goin'! 
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