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Posted on 06-29-09 02:53:04 AM Link | Quote
Jul Mosts 2008
Is "mass celebrity deaths" one of the signs of the Apocalypse or something? Because seriously.

I would've expected the Slap Chop guy to go first, given his lifestyle...

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Posted on 06-29-09 02:59:13 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Waffle Ryebread


I would've expected the Slap Chop guy to go first, given his lifestyle...


I was wondering when this would be brought up =P


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Posted on 06-29-09 05:06:28 AM Link | Quote
You kidding?

it was his fault!


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Posted on 06-29-09 05:15:09 AM Link | Quote
Someone was looking for that image on /b/ earlier. Too soon indeed, otherwise lol.

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Posted on 06-29-09 11:28:45 AM Link | Quote
Might've been annoying sometimes, but this isn't right.

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Posted on 06-29-09 02:39:02 PM Link | Quote
Sorry for that earlier comment. It wasn't funny, so it has been deleted.

A lot of people my family knew have died recently. All of this death stuff is probably just coincidence, but I hope it doesn't continue. Also, sincelast september, I have lost all of my pets. Two dogs, two hermit crabs, and a bird. I'm getting more pets, but it is shocking that they died in a span of 10 months.

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Posted on 06-29-09 02:50:18 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bob-omb8194
Sorry for that earlier comment. It wasn't funny, so it has been deleted.

A lot of people my family knew have died recently. All of this death stuff is probably just coincidence, but I hope it doesn't continue. Also, sincelast september, I have lost all of my pets. Two dogs, two hermit crabs, and a bird. I'm getting more pets, but it is shocking that they died in a span of 10 months.

Heh. No worries, mate. Just didn't want you to go jinxing things. That wouldn't be cool at all.

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Posted on 06-29-09 03:11:59 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Keitaro
You kidding?

it was his fault!


(....I know, I knoooow, too soon )


Fuck, I wanted to be the one to put Death Note references in.

Shit, it happens again, I'm gonna START believing it...slightly.

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Posted on 06-29-09 11:09:43 PM (last edited by Bitmap at 06-29-09 08:12 PM) Link | Quote

Billy Mays could sell Billy Mays to Billy Mays.

Seriously, that guy is good at selling things. And also good at testing the volume on TV's around the world. OxyClean actually works by the way. As for that towel the other guy was trying to sell? Does not work (Makes a good towel though)

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Posted on 06-29-09 11:38:31 PM Link | Quote
A lot of the stuff Billy Mays sold worked, which was what was so good about him. For a while my parents actually moved to Kaboom instead of what they were using before, heh.

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Posted on 06-30-09 01:27:23 AM Link | Quote

I personally use Kaboom. That stuff is actually really good.

My mom used OxyClean and she is never moving back to the stuff she normally buys. She has saved a lot of money with the product. And the outcome of the product was a lot better than the conventional stuff you buy in stores.

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Posted on 06-30-09 03:16:10 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
A lot of the stuff Billy Mays sold worked, which was what was so good about him. For a while my parents actually moved to Kaboom instead of what they were using before, heh.
I believe he even said he'd never promote anything he wouldn't use himself, and apparently did use pretty much all the things he did.
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Posted on 06-30-09 03:57:46 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bitmap
As for that towel the other guy was trying to sell? Does not work (Makes a good towel though)

So Shamwow was a Sham. Wow.

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Posted on 06-30-09 09:21:30 AM (last edited by Bloodstar at 06-30-09 06:22 AM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Stigandr
So Shamwow was a Sham. Wow.


Why do I have to laugh so hard at things when I should be asleep? :|

I had a fucking CREEPY dream last night that seems SLIGHTLY related. I was advertising some kind of game, I only know that its acronym was "MMM" (and one of those Ms was Moonwalker) and people were buying it and loving it.

Maybe I just looked too much into it, but that has to have SOME kind of correlation to what's been happening recently...

If anyone can't get what I mean, I suppose I could elaborate further... but right now words are escaping me

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Posted on 06-30-09 02:46:53 PM Link | Quote
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Originally posted by Stigandr
Originally posted by Bitmap
As for that towel the other guy was trying to sell? Does not work (Makes a good towel though)

So Shamwow was a Sham. Wow.


We bought a few Shamwows, and they actually work very well

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So Billy Mays was reading the newspaper and saw a headline that read "Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson all dead," and said, "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"


Awful, I know. But I still laughed at it when I heard it.

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There's an update on this. Autopsy reports say that there's traces of cocaine that might have contributed to his heart disease.

link here

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Posted on 08-08-09 01:13:34 AM Link | Quote
I DO COCAAAAINE!
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Is this in poor taste?

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Posted on 08-08-09 01:16:21 AM Link | Quote

Yes.
Although I'm trying to figure out if that's The Joker or the Rock n' Roll Clown from Metalocalypse
If it's The Joker then it's Ill-Dead-Speak x2
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Posted on 08-08-09 01:20:19 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by NSNick
So Billy Mays was reading the newspaper and saw a headline that read "Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson all dead," and said, "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!"


Awful, I know. But I still laughed at it when I heard it.

This also works if you substitute in the report of his death and the cocaine traces. And it's still very funny.

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