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Posted on 06-23-09 03:11:14 PM Link | Quote
Firephoenix and I were at Five Guys yesterday, a popular East Coast burger dive for those of you on the west coast, anyways we meet some "lovely" young gentlemen who "cleverly" comment on my shirt. Now I am wearing one of those smart-ass t-shirts that everyone thinks are so witty and funny...I don't but it was the only thing clean on my floor so...
Anyways it reads "I am allergic to stupidity" so our "lovely" young men ask yours truly, "Hey Are you really allergic to stupid?" This sends gales of laughter from his braindead compatriots. Of course being a sensible fellow ignored this little shit and continue to eat my delicious burger. Now the young gentlemen seeing that they didn't get a rise out of me begin to sneeze over and over. Clever boys! They're trying to pretend their allergic. HA HA HA. Of course FirePhoenix and I, being more intelligent begin to talk amongst ourselves mostly about their lack of an intelligence quotient, things like that. After we finish our burgers we walk out to my car. And lo and behold, the clever boys follow us out and sneeze then go back inside. I hate humans.

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The world needs less douche bags.

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Posted on 06-23-09 03:15:48 PM Link | Quote
They were also the stereotypical "trying-to-be-gangsta" white guys, wearing caps and baggy shirts/shorts. The whole situation was rather hilarious in retrospect, and you have to feel a bit sorry for them, considering that they think it was genuine hilarity. Someone needs to get these people some comedic education. Actually, get them some education in general or we'll see who's laughing now when they're the ones serving me my burger at Five Guys.

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Posted on 06-23-09 03:17:28 PM Link | Quote
Did they have their pants so low that you could see 75% of their underwear?

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Posted on 06-23-09 03:17:38 PM Link | Quote
Clearly your both more mature than I, because I would've found out if they were allergic to my fist.

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Posted on 06-23-09 03:18:14 PM Link | Quote
I would assume so, I really didn't give them the benefit of my gaze upon their sorry souls.

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Posted on 06-23-09 03:18:59 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Anya
Did they have their pants so low that you could see 75% of their underwear?

I didn't give them the time of the day so all I caught were passing glances. I didn't see anything but I assume so.

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Posted on 06-23-09 03:19:24 PM Link | Quote
My friends and I practice swordplay and fencing, occasionally in public. One day in an open field on our college campus, we overheard some hecklers who made us out to be British, jeering us with comments like "Good show, sir!" and "Pip, pip!". As we carried our equipment back to our cars when we were finished, a large, black SUV drove past us and stopped in a nearby parking lot. The same four hecklers got out and jeered us one last time before piling into a convenience store for whatever it is that fuels their douchebaggery.

When they came out, their SUV had the phrase "Join us for tea sometime, sirs!" carved into it. Sometimes carrying a sword around is a good thing.

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Posted on 06-23-09 03:49:21 PM Link | Quote
Now, here's how I would've reacted; I woulda lifted the asshole up by his collar, ask him if he's allergic to pain, and cleared his table by throwing him across it.

Then, as I exit the eating establishment, the theme song would play, with like, totally crazy electric guitars and stuff as I light up a cigarette, and put on my leather jacket and sunglasses and walk out to my Gran Torino and tear ass down the highway.

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Posted on 06-23-09 03:56:26 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Knave
My friends and I practice swordplay and fencing, occasionally in public. One day in an open field on our college campus, we overheard some hecklers who made us out to be British, jeering us with comments like "Good show, sir!" and "Pip, pip!". As we carried our equipment back to our cars when we were finished, a large, black SUV drove past us and stopped in a nearby parking lot. The same four hecklers got out and jeered us one last time before piling into a convenience store for whatever it is that fuels their douchebaggery.

When they came out, their SUV had the phrase "Join us for tea sometime, sirs!" carved into it. Sometimes carrying a sword around is a good thing.

Epic win.

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Posted on 06-24-09 09:49:18 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Knave
My friends and I practice swordplay and fencing, occasionally in public. One day in an open field on our college campus, we overheard some hecklers who made us out to be British, jeering us with comments like "Good show, sir!" and "Pip, pip!". As we carried our equipment back to our cars when we were finished, a large, black SUV drove past us and stopped in a nearby parking lot. The same four hecklers got out and jeered us one last time before piling into a convenience store for whatever it is that fuels their douchebaggery.

When they came out, their SUV had the phrase "Join us for tea sometime, sirs!" carved into it. Sometimes carrying a sword around is a good thing.

Ahaha, beautiful.

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Posted on 06-24-09 01:17:57 PM Link | Quote




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Originally posted by Jacob
Originally posted by Knave
My friends and I practice swordplay and fencing, occasionally in public. One day in an open field on our college campus, we overheard some hecklers who made us out to be British, jeering us with comments like "Good show, sir!" and "Pip, pip!". As we carried our equipment back to our cars when we were finished, a large, black SUV drove past us and stopped in a nearby parking lot. The same four hecklers got out and jeered us one last time before piling into a convenience store for whatever it is that fuels their douchebaggery.

When they came out, their SUV had the phrase "Join us for tea sometime, sirs!" carved into it. Sometimes carrying a sword around is a good thing.

Epic win.

...if it were true. Also, causing hundreds of dollars of damage because of hurt ego? Lame.

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Posted on 06-24-09 03:02:09 PM (last edited by Knave at 06-24-09 12:07 PM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by NSNick
Originally posted by Jacob
Originally posted by Knave
My friends and I practice swordplay and fencing, occasionally in public. One day in an open field on our college campus, we overheard some hecklers who made us out to be British, jeering us with comments like "Good show, sir!" and "Pip, pip!". As we carried our equipment back to our cars when we were finished, a large, black SUV drove past us and stopped in a nearby parking lot. The same four hecklers got out and jeered us one last time before piling into a convenience store for whatever it is that fuels their douchebaggery.

When they came out, their SUV had the phrase "Join us for tea sometime, sirs!" carved into it. Sometimes carrying a sword around is a good thing.

Epic win.

...if it were true. Also, causing hundreds of dollars of damage because of hurt ego? Lame.


...Would you like a picture of the sword?

EDIT: As an aside, an ex of mine once keyed several long streaks down the side, roof, and trunk of my car because I broke up with her. I can also provide photographic evidence of this. People DO do stupid things because their ego has been harmed.

EDIT II: Okay, I admit that I did not carve the word 'sometime' in there nor did I use a comma for punctuation, but the rest of it IS true.

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Posted on 06-24-09 05:10:43 PM (last edited by Black Lord at 06-24-09 02:11 PM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Knave

...Would you like a picture of the sword?

EDIT: As an aside, an ex of mine once keyed several long streaks down the side, roof, and trunk of my car because I broke up with her. I can also provide photographic evidence of this. People DO do stupid things because their ego has been harmed.

EDIT II: Okay, I admit that I did not carve the word 'sometime' in there nor did I use a comma for punctuation, but the rest of it IS true.


I'm so impressed, wanna be friends?

But yeah, douchebags are everywhere, being able to counter them without stooping to their level is a feat only few can accomplish. Intelligence and wit are essential to doing so.

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