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Posted on 06-19-09 09:25:06 PM

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You don't close A tags with B.

And love does strange things...

...this being one of the 'low' points.

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Posted on 06-19-09 09:31:36 PM

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I've known people to shove lightbulbs up their rectum.

Not a good thing when they shatter.

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Posted on 06-19-09 09:34:34 PM

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Ah...then I must educate you.

Light bulbs aren't the only thing.

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Posted on 06-19-09 10:23:45 PM

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Ah nuts. :\

No headphones even? :|

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Posted on 06-20-09 01:53:57 AM

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I heard about someone who went to the doctor because his wife had shoved a small ball so far up his ass that they couldn't get it out. The doctors had a hard time getting it out too, so they called in a specialist (although specialist in what I have no clue

). Supposedly, just as the specialist walked in the door, the guy sneezed or something in just the right way, and the ball came shooting out of his ass and hit the specialist in the forehead.

Just something I heard from a friend. I have no idea if it's true or not, but if it is, wth? That would be the weirdest day ever.

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Posted on 06-20-09 10:47:35 AM

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Nobody's ever done a foxgirl, to my knowledge. And Disgaea's awesome, so... yeah.

Originally posted by BlackNemesis13
I heard about someone who went to the doctor because his wife had shoved a small ball so far up his ass that they couldn't get it out. The doctors had a hard time getting it out too, so they called in a specialist (although specialist in what I have no clue ). Supposedly, just as the specialist walked in the door, the guy sneezed or something in just the right way, and the ball came shooting out of his ass and hit the specialist in the forehead.

Just something I heard from a friend. I have no idea if it's true or not, but if it is, wth? That would be the weirdest day ever.

I'd be right off to washing my forehead. Who wouldn't, though, after getting hit by something that was in someone's ass?

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Posted on 06-21-09 03:08:58 AM

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Originally posted by Yume Kusanagi
I've known people to shove lightbulbs up their rectum.

what

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Posted on 06-21-09 03:17:02 AM

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Originally posted by Kles
Originally posted by Yume Kusanagi
I've known people to shove lightbulbs up their rectum.

what

Who wants to bet some of those people did it to see if it'd light up?

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Posted on 06-21-09 11:48:51 AM (last edited by Keitaro at 06-21-09 08:54 AM)

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I swear I'd heard this story once before, and some time ago no less...but the fact that the article is dated as of recent tells me there are two idiots (or four, lets not forget the male catalysts here) who've done this. Both amusing and disturbingly sad all at the same time. A saw cuts through things. How did they not see this ~~cumming~~ coming?

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Posted on 06-21-09 02:01:25 PM (last edited by Knave at 06-21-09 11:01 AM)

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Originally posted by Bloodstar
Originally posted by Kles
Originally posted by Yume Kusanagi
I've known people to shove lightbulbs up their rectum.

what

Who wants to bet some of those people did it to see if it'd light up?

At least they didn't shove a gold watch up there for five years.

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Posted on 06-21-09 06:44:16 PM

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Originally posted by Keitaro
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Originally posted by Knave
At least they didn't shove a gold watch up there for five years.

...what. Why would someone put a WATCH in their ass? :| At least everything else makes a VERY TINY bit of sense... but that's... yeah. Wonder if it still worked?

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Posted on 06-22-09 03:38:12 AM

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Originally posted by Bloodstar
Originally posted by Knave
At least they didn't shove a gold watch up there for five years.

...what. Why would someone put a WATCH in their ass? :| At least everything else makes a VERY TINY bit of sense... but that's... yeah. Wonder if it still worked?

Well, let us say that you are in Vietnam during the war. You are shot down in your plane and you crash-land in Vietcong territory. They take you in as a P.O.W. and your most prized possession is a gold watch that your father gave you. You do not want them taking your prized gold watch family heirloom, right? So you put it in the only place you know they will never be able to get it -- your ass.

And then if you die of dysentery, you can give it to Christopher Walken for another two years before it reaches your own son, who would willingly risk his life against hitmen and crime bosses to keep it safe.

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Posted on 06-23-09 02:07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Yume Kusanagi
I've known people to shove lightbulbs up their rectum.

There's a 'bright idea' pun here somewhere... but I'm not going to make it.

Seriously though, when is sticking a high powered sharp object in any oriface of your body a good idea...

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