Jul -- General Chat: So guys, how do you eat your hamburgers?

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Posted on 07-26-07 06:45:38 PM

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Like so.

mmmm.

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The only thing unusual I do with my burgers is occasionally eat them while walking to/from work.

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Posted on 07-27-07 03:41:46 AM

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Originally posted by Grey Mario
Originally posted by Xauna
I do not eat my hamburgers a conventional way; I absorb them through the pores on my skin, which forgoes the slow and dull digestion process you humans use and puts the nutrients directly into my system.

This isn't the Story Forum goddammit

Post like you're an actual HUMAN since that's the only species intelligent enough to post on a message board

It's called being funny, try not to get too steamed

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Posted on 07-27-07 05:14:19 AM

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Originally posted by Kles
Originally posted by Shadic
Originally posted by Xkeeper
I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".

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Pickles, meat, cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce, and bacon is pretty much awesome.

That actually sounds really nasty. :X

Actually, I can't remember if you put pickles on a Bacon Cheeseburger... But besides that, how is that nasty?

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Posted on 07-27-07 05:28:38 AM

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How normal fucking people eat em?

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Posted on 07-27-07 06:39:47 AM

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Originally posted by Shadic
Originally posted by Kles
Originally posted by Shadic
Originally posted by Xkeeper
I wasn't aware there were styles other than "pick up, place in mouth, bite, chew, swallow, repeat as desired".

Quoted for... Being right.

Pickles, meat, cheese, ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, lettuce, and bacon is pretty much awesome.

That actually sounds really nasty. :X

Actually, I can't remember if you put pickles on a Bacon Cheeseburger... But besides that, how is that nasty?

Dude, it isn't a fuckin' hamburger if it don't got at LEAST four pickles.

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Posted on 07-27-07 05:17:41 PM

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Receiving incoming transmission from The Captain...

Bun and meat. Nothing else is necessary.

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Posted on 07-27-07 06:20:14 PM

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Originally posted by The Captain
Bun and meat. Nothing else is necessary.

Not even ketchup?!?!?!

I fail to see how that counts as a "hamburger"

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Posted on 08-03-07 02:16:35 AM

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Originally posted by Imajin
Originally posted by The Captain
Bun and meat. Nothing else is necessary.

Not even ketchup?!?!?!

I fail to see how that counts as a "hamburger"

That's "meat on a bun" until it's got ketchup, mustard, tomato, and pickles.

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Posted on 08-03-07 02:19:50 AM

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	I usually have mine well-done to almost burnt -- I don't eat that much red meat as it is. I put ketchup, pickles, onions, cheese, and sometimes bacon. My grandmother can make nice hamburgers. ____________________

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Posted on 08-03-07 02:42:02 PM

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I always have mine well done with barbeque sauce and bacon. I just pick it up and bite into it. I never finish it all, though. They're too big.

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Posted on 08-04-07 12:18:27 AM

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Oh my god, Kattwah's layout works!
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My hamburgers are either stuffed to the brim with toppings like cheese, tomatoes, onions, pickles, etc. or when I'm in a less enthusiastic mood, I buy a burger, take everything off except the sesame seed bun, and eat that.

Then I throw the rest out.

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Posted on 08-04-07 12:21:37 AM

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Cheeseburger minus mustard add lettuce.
I hate it when people order it special though. Especially during lunch rush.

Also, for those wondering, at Burger King:
Burger: pickles, ketchup, mustard
Whopper: mayo, lettuce, tomato, pickles, ketchup, onions
And the new Ultimate Double Whopper is just a double whopper, heavy cheese, heavy bacon.
I haven't worked burger board yet, but I think I double stacker is just two patties, two cheeses, bacon, and that horrible stacker sauce.

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Posted on 08-04-07 01:03:36 AM

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When I receive my hamburger, I removed the buns and all other ingredients and separate them and place them on 2 different sides. Then I place the hamburger right in between them. After that, I make the food have a raging war, and whoever dies gets eaten. Ketchup is used as blood. Fries are used as a means of defense for each side. The buns use lettuce as a shield, and the tomatoes act as bomb. It all ends when one side loses its bun. After that, I just take a straw and drink my burger.

As I leave my local McDonalds, the other customers and employees wonder to themselves "WTF did I just witness" as I walk out the door.

P.S. I should actually do it sometime.

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Posted on 08-04-07 01:08:36 AM

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Originally posted by Thanh
P.S. I should actually do it sometime.

Do it when I go to Easy Street next time. That way I can be there and be the voice like during the movie previews.

In a land ruled by a mysterious clown, there was war.
"Tonight, we shall dine in booth 12!"
The battle rages on.
Bun1: "This is madness!"
Bun2: "This... is... MCFLURRY!" *kick*

*is shot*

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Posted on 08-04-07 01:09:45 AM

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Will do 8)

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Posted on 08-04-07 01:09:54 AM

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Just go to fucking burger king, you get free refills on drinks

Atleast, here, you do.

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Posted on 08-04-07 01:53:08 AM

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Like this

*throws into trash can*

Chicken Fingers FTW!

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Posted on 08-04-07 03:08:56 AM

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Cheeseburger with mustard and ketchup. Forget all that other shit.

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