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Hiryuu

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Posted on 05-09-09 08:40:20 PM Link | Quote
Could've been in front of the comp and not thought twice about it that night.

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Posted on 05-09-09 11:45:38 PM Link | Quote
Still not helping my mental picture here. Guy's naked in front of his computer with a burrito in one hand, a mouse in the other and watching pr0n.

Yes.

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Posted on 05-10-09 12:43:38 AM Link | Quote
Either that or a woman who wanted a bit of kick in her sex. Hurrrrr.

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Posted on 05-10-09 02:32:10 AM Link | Quote
Naw, he played around with the sauce, forgot that there was still some on his hands, and then he went to pee.

That's really it. Then he came back into the lounge room, sat down... and after a little while started to shift uncomfortably in his seat.... then ran out of the room screaming..... and climbed up onto the kitchen sink to flood his groin region with water....

So yes, wash your hands thoroughly after playing with hot sauce, lest you hotsauce your peen when you pee.

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Posted on 05-10-09 02:35:07 AM Link | Quote
And he shall unfortunately never be able to reproduce again. What a pity.

(Although I'm sure the scene was f'n hilarious. )

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Posted on 05-10-09 02:55:40 AM Link | Quote
Well, it WAS one of my brother's mates.... I'm of the opinion that their loss in the reproductive sense is society's gain.

And yes, it was fucking hilarious, especially when he started begging for my brother's brand new bottle of milk, just to put his cock in to cool down.

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Posted on 05-10-09 03:01:53 AM Link | Quote
NOT OVER YET
You should've gotten that recorded.

I swear to god I would love to see that scene. ... Better yet, I'd like to make one myself. I've got a friend or two who'd deserve a bit of... ;o

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Posted on 05-10-09 03:04:04 AM Link | Quote
...You know, I thought that you DRINK milk to try and cool off after eating something frigging hot.

Not sure how submersing your penis into a bottle of the stuff makes sense. :\

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Posted on 05-10-09 03:12:33 AM Link | Quote
NOT OVER YET
Wait, but if he could feel how hot the chili was, why couldn't the milk work? The spiciness is just some sort of reaction, isn't it? So that'd mean the milk might've worked...

...Maybe. He was kinda freaking out, so iono


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Posted on 05-10-09 03:54:35 AM Link | Quote
Actually it might have been wiser to pour antacid over his cock. Milk, AFAIK is slightly acidic. Still, has all the makings of a good comedy sketch.

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Posted on 05-10-09 04:00:30 AM Link | Quote
I don't know if antacids and such come to mind when your cock is on fire.

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Posted on 05-10-09 04:31:18 AM Link | Quote
NOT OVER YET
Originally posted by Tarale
I don't know if antacids and such come to mind when your cock is on fire.

Oh god I just got the worst image from this.

Thanks a lot



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Posted on 05-10-09 06:33:29 AM Link | Quote
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Posted on 05-10-09 06:34:38 AM Link | Quote
Way to ruin post 100, Danielle.

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Posted on 05-10-09 06:36:38 AM Link | Quote
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Posted on 05-10-09 11:15:37 AM Link | Quote
There is never too much penis in the pub.

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Posted on 05-10-09 11:37:31 AM Link | Quote
I misread that as "There is never to much penis in the tub."... but yeah. I have no opinion on this matter, though. Err.. umm, yeah.
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Posted on 05-10-09 01:49:27 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tarale
There is never too much penis in the pub.


Agreed.

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Posted on 05-10-09 02:03:55 PM Link | Quote
Have I ever mentioned how much I love this forum?

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Posted on 05-10-09 02:11:51 PM Link | Quote
Take it from one person who made an idiot of himself yesterday...even with a lot of milk...REALLY hot sauce doesn't fade that quickly.

I also managed to get some in my eye right after I got done with that. It was a nice shade of red and hurt like a bitch.

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