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Xkeeper

Level: 263


Posts: 307/25353
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Since: 07-03-07

Pronouns: they/them/????????

Since last post: 3 days
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Posted on 07-22-07 09:00:45 PM Link | Quote
alt tags are dumb
This post is sarcasm, you morons.

- Post, flame, spam all you want. Use Babelfish to mangle your posts before posting. Be sure to make them as horrible as possible, and if you're ever threatened with a ban, say "but Ailure was like that when he joined!"
- If you actually get banned, reregister over and over while posting the same crap. After about 30 bans, your main account should magically be unbanned because Ailure thinks so.
- In the odd case you actually want something done for you, bother Acmlm, especially if it involves hidden access/strange favors/whatever, and make sure to not give up until he actually does it. Eventually you'll get him away from RO long enough to do something!
- Be sure to mention the staff applications and how giggitygiggitygiggity you are over them at every oppertunity.
- And then make more oppertunities to do the same.
- Flame all newbies without prejudice.
- If you're banned from an earlier incarnation or just banned period, plead the "I was unfairly banned" card -- it'll work any time, especially if I banned you.
- Be sure to mention staff applications when you do so.
- Recommend new features to blackhole89, then exploit them for your own gains. Example? Something like the online user flags, then just make sure to load every user over a series of tons of pages!*

This is just a joke, but it's based off my observations


* The first attempt he made at this required a lookup query for every flag displayed, so if you viewed all users you would end up with 600+ time-consuming queries.

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Girlydragon
3030
Possibly neither Girly nor Dragon.
Level: 105


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Since: 07-21-07

From: Sweden

Since last post: 282 days
Last activity: 9 hours
Posted on 07-22-07 09:38:06 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
- Be sure to mention the staff applications and how giggitygiggitygiggity you are over them at every oppertunity.


Gold and truth. Also:

- Graphics and asm is superior to level design!
Tiden
Disgusting human being, just awful
Level: NaN


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Since: 07-03-07

Pronouns: they/them

Since last post: 4.1 years
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Posted on 07-22-07 09:40:49 PM Link | Quote
- Argue over the impementation of a particular feature! (Hi blackhole)
- If your name is "Acmlm": Do. Nothing... unless someone tampers with MillyBot.
Lyskar
12210
-The Chaos within trumps the Chaos without-
Level: 192


Posts: 110/12211
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Since: 07-03-07

From: 52-2-88-7

Since last post: 7.4 years
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Posted on 07-22-07 10:55:10 PM Link | Quote




07-22-07 06:55 PM

110 posts

19 days		Member

110

-The host is allowed to depose anyone for no reason at all.
-It's okay if you're banned, because posts you make via reregging for each post will never be deleted.
-Hey! Stop trying to tell us to save our forum from itself! We insist upon Knuck!
-Say you're not ||board, say you hate ||board, then become ||board for no reason

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Dennis, on the Future of Remixing: "i think that it's going to become a sentient being that will destroy us all"Death to n00bs!
Aerakin
Ye Olde Layout
Level: 98


Posts: 31/2550
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Since: 07-06-07

From: From the future

Since last post: 8.0 years
Last activity: 1.2 years
Posted on 07-22-07 11:03:35 PM Link | Quote

dot dot dot
- WE DON'T LIKE YOU. b& (oh wait nevermind you clearly are an idiot but can't ban you because I need to discuss with other admins)

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darkslaya stealing layout codes since '05
Deleted User
Collection of nobodies
Posted on 07-22-07 11:21:32 PM Link | Quote
- If you're an admin, don't worry about shit like "I don't like this guy because I have a crappier code solution for this problem." It will never happen and you can stay administrator as long as the board exists!
- We are ||board, just ||crappier.

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[Posted by Grey Mario]
Aerakin
Ye Olde Layout
Level: 98


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From: From the future

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Posted on 07-22-07 11:27:32 PM Link | Quote

dot dot dot
Originally posted by Grey Mario
- We are ||board, just ||crappier.


Actually, I dunno about that. It's hard to be worse.


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darkslaya stealing layout codes since '05
Sine
2310
Level: 94


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Since: 07-07-07


Since last post: 3.7 years
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Posted on 07-22-07 11:29:27 PM Link | Quote
~Hi people~
----------------------------------------------------
-When my postcount gets to about 3000-4000, there is a mandatory crash and database wipe. No exceptions

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Wheee, flying on a warpstar through space!
Lyskar
12210
-The Chaos within trumps the Chaos without-
Level: 192


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Since: 07-03-07

From: 52-2-88-7

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Posted on 07-22-07 11:32:34 PM Link | Quote




07-22-07 07:32 PM

123 posts

19 days		Member

120

-Layouts are for chumps!
-Custom titles are for everyone!
-Mandatory board splitoff required once it becomes active enough... or, even worse, the entire board shall explode.


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Dennis, on the Future of Remixing: "i think that it's going to become a sentient being that will destroy us all"Death to n00bs!
Tanks

360? Yessum.
Level: 121


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Since: 07-10-07

From: VA

Since last post: 9.5 years
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Posted on 07-23-07 12:36:12 AM Link | Quote
- Idiots must be given second chances 10x (plus Phoenix Down if necessary)
- Strive for the boards ultimate goal! A merge with /b/!
DigitalBasic
Pancakes!
Level: 174


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Since: 07-03-07

Pronouns: they/them

Since last post: 75 days
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Posted on 07-23-07 12:39:29 AM Link | Quote
-Keep mentioning those staff applications even though you have a slim to none chance of getting the job!

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It's a catgirl yay!
Aerakin
Ye Olde Layout
Level: 98


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Since: 07-06-07

From: From the future

Since last post: 8.0 years
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Posted on 07-23-07 12:43:31 AM Link | Quote

dot dot dot
Originally posted by Tanks
- Idiots must be given second chances 10x (plus Phoenix Down if necessary)



Just a quick note, even in the past, people who had been permabanned rose to key positions on the board.

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darkslaya stealing layout codes since '05
Deleted User
Collection of nobodies
Posted on 07-23-07 02:17:32 AM Link | Quote
- Ask how to do something before doing any prior research whatsoever.
- Get to know all the mods and admins and make them your friends. Then take advantage of that fact and spam the board to hell.

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Lyskar
12210
-The Chaos within trumps the Chaos without-
Level: 192


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Since: 07-03-07

From: 52-2-88-7

Since last post: 7.4 years
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Posted on 07-23-07 02:18:53 AM Link | Quote




07-22-07 10:18 PM

178 posts

19 days		Member

170

-Unban Knuck at all times
-Allow jerks to take over conversations
-Politeness belongs nowhere!

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Dennis, on the Future of Remixing: "i think that it's going to become a sentient being that will destroy us all"Death to n00bs!
Xkeeper

Level: 263


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Posted on 07-23-07 02:19:57 AM Link | Quote
alt tags are dumb
- Conversations are free for running into the ground.
- Don't expect any coding intelligence out of Ailure. Ever.

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Aerakin
Ye Olde Layout
Level: 98


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Since: 07-06-07

From: From the future

Since last post: 8.0 years
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Posted on 07-23-07 02:20:37 AM Link | Quote

dot dot dot
Originally posted by Xkeeper
- Don't expect any coding intelligence out of Ailure. Ever.

- Don't expect anything out of Ailure, for that matter.

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darkslaya stealing layout codes since '05
Rena
I had one (1) message in Discord deleted and proceeded to make a huge, huge mess about how it was a violation of free speech and how moderators are supposed to be spam janitors and nobody should have the right to tell me not to talk about school shootings
Level: 135


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Since: 07-22-07

Pronouns: he/him/whatever
From: RSP Segment 6

Since last post: 342 days
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Posted on 07-23-07 02:21:37 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by DarkSlaya
Originally posted by Tanks
- Idiots must be given second chances 10x (plus Phoenix Down if necessary)



Just a quick note, even in the past, people who had been permabanned rose to key positions on the board.
Xk was permabanned how many times?

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While I make a real layout, pretend there was a cool one here.
Kles

Level: 87


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Posted on 07-23-07 10:49:49 AM Link | Quote
Acmlm's has a really rich history.

There needs to be a history book.

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Aerakin
Ye Olde Layout
Level: 98


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Since: 07-06-07

From: From the future

Since last post: 8.0 years
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Posted on 07-23-07 10:51:17 AM Link | Quote

dot dot dot
Originally posted by Kles
Acmlm's has a really rich history.

There needs to be a history book.


Or a bible.

- "Thou shalt worship thy god, but thy god coul be kicked out at any moment"

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darkslaya stealing layout codes since '05
Eon

Hammer Brother
MLB
Level: 68


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Since: 07-22-07


Since last post: 309 days
Last activity: 129 days
Posted on 07-23-07 10:58:55 AM Link | Quote
Bans always reset between incarnations, since the database gets backed up and restored to a clean state. That's normal.

- (Recently at least) No matter how much users want him to or not, and despite how often he logs in for split seconds. Don't expect Acmlm to post. Ever.

- Users with many years of ROM hacking, web design, and other experience will not become even local moderator for any reason.

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More commonly known as theclaw.
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