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Sukasa

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Posted on 04-05-09 05:54:49 PM Link | Quote
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Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows
that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal
Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have on my social insurance card, and it is on all the
income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health
insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight goddamn passports
I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out
before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those
insufferable census forms that are done at election times.
Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is
Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that
ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!! SHIT!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you
an' me, I've had enough of this bullshit! You send the application to my
house, then you ask me for my fuckin' address. What is going on? You have a
gang of Neanderthal assholes workin' there! Look at my damn picture.
Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up
Yasser Arafat, for shit sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.
And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan
on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do
something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not
want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and
get another fuckin' copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60!!!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to
assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??
Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe make sense. You'd rather have us
running all over the f--kin' place like chickens with our heads cut off,
then find some asshole to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn picture
- you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (fuckin' morons)
Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off!
Signed - An Irate fucking Canadian Citizen.
P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to
confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776
when one of my forefathers took up arms against the Americans. I have served
in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances
up the yingyang.
I was aide de camp to the lieutenant governor of our province for ten years
and I have been doing volunteer work for the RCMP for about five years.
However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know,
someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST f--king 
CHINA
!!



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Tyty

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Posted on 04-05-09 05:57:07 PM Link | Quote
You know.

They ask for birthdates and stuff to confirm it's you.

Some people just don't see the obvious. :V

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Posted on 04-05-09 06:47:41 PM Link | Quote
That was amazing. But he makes a lot of good points.

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Posted on 04-05-09 06:49:05 PM Link | Quote
I noticed "I'M A VETERAN, LISTEN TO ME, I'M BETTER THAN YOU" essentially in there.

Terrible base for that argument.

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Posted on 04-05-09 06:50:43 PM Link | Quote
I never said it was a good argument, especially with all the swearing making him look silly.

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Posted on 04-05-09 11:57:50 PM Link | Quote
...

Welcome to Canadian bureaucracy, guys. Great when the system works, ass-backwards when it fails you.

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Posted on 04-06-09 12:02:24 AM Link | Quote
It's a good thing you're going on vacation, because you really need to relax.
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