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So, the other night, I was watching Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?, and I saw some suitcases crawling on the ground. Obviously, this doesn't fit with my perception of reality, so I decided to change it accordingly. After the first adjustment, I found out that I needed to do more until suitcases crawling on the ground seemed logical. I went to The Temple Games to earn a Pendant of Life, but then only briefcases were logically able to crawl. I, in an attempt to see what shells smell like, stuck my nose in a nautilus shell to answer my door, where I discovered a French door-to-door salesman. He offered to wash my clothes, and I accepted after letting him pull the shell off my nose. For some reason, suitcases still didn't logically crawl, so I rubbed a crayon on my upper-lip and promptly broke the fourth wall. After eating the last meatball, I was officially living impaired. I asked Baba Yaga to free me, and I had turned into a real boy from a hedgehog after she ate some black sunflower petals. I gave up attempting to make crawling suitcases fit with my perception of reality after hearing a terrible joke told by an elaborate sock-puppet. I had trouble squeezing blood from a stone that beat me up, so I spent a while beating up bugs in the forest. Once the rocks fainted, shorts became comfy and easy to wear. The rest of the night was spent speculating as to why a contemporary cartoon hydra was in a history book.
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| My night was filled with work and TV/internet after work and then sleep.
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My night was filled with being locked in a room with just a gun and a phone. My window, when plugged in, was an interdimensional portal to my imagination, and a safe on my wall wasn't real, and the window hid the real safe. Behind the safe was a secret room that I knew about, which had some dirty horns and a small elevator. Eventually my fake desk was turned into a fort for my imagination.
More shit happened, but I forget what.
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Was told "I loves you", but I didn't have the balls to say it back. 
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Still grinding in Disgaea 3. Should have what I want by the end of tonight (at least for one thing). Ace got the one NSF done that he was working on in relation to that (more on 2 than anything). That was awesome.
Needed to get to bed earlier, though. Going to bed at near midnight and getting up at 4:40AM to go to work kinda sucks.
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It's difficult to determine if the original post was an actual dream or just a fabrication.
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I suppose I might as well explain myself.
The events in that post did happen during that night, but they were taken out of context, altered to make them refer to myself, and somewhat tied together with that "perception of reality" and "crawling suitcases" stuff. Most of these "events" were of fictional origin, but I did watch them occur.
I was watching some of my brother's recordings of old TV shows due to boredom, hence the Carmen Sandiego anecdote. It was entirely true until the aforementioned "perception of reality" thing. The "Temple Games" part is about the third event in the Nickelodeon game show Legends of the Hidden Temple. The entire "nautilus shell" shell part retells the events of a cartoon short shown on the children's math show Square One. The "fourth wall" part is about a typical event in a TV adaptation of The Secret Garden, which I can't really find any more information about. The "meatball" thing is referencing the Animaniacs short, "Meatballs or Consequences". The "Baba Yaga" thing was told by Shari Lewis in the show Lamb Chop's Play-Along, while the "sock puppet" part was also an event in that show. I stopped watching the tapes and started to play Pokemon Yellow. The "squeezing blood from a stone that beat me up" part was about how I had trouble beating Brock, as all of my attacks where either Normal or Electric. The "beating up bugs in the forest" bit was about me grinding to level up enough so that winning was possible. The "shorts" bit was an infamous quote from one of the trainers on the route out of Pewter City. Finally, the "hydra" bit was referring to the book The Cartoon History of the Universe, in which the Hydra makes an appearance in the Greek section as a joke.
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| | Yea, my night was purely non-fiction. :/
Oh well, what's done is done.
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Monday to Friday, I'll answer work.
And trust me, I'd love to make up a great story about going out to a club and meeting this hot chick and all the fun that ensued after that... but no. :\
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