CarCat![]() Level: 51 Posts: 529/572 EXP: 997060 For next: 16878 Since: 10-17-07 From: LA Since last post: 13.0 years Last activity: 11.9 years |
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| It all started one Sunday afternoon, and everyone was planning on something new and surprising.
Unfortunately for everyone, today was not a day for newness, as the time machine was once again stuck in an infinite loop. We called the plumber to fix it, but he was saving a princess. We sent someone to find him, but he came back when he found out that "Your plumber's in another castle." about 3 times. We eventually had to press the reset button, which made the day a time for newness. Unfortunately, the reset button was also stuck in an infinite loop, so no actual progression could be made. We then resorted to pulling the plug on the whole damned thing and that's how we reset it. The problem was with the programming itself, so simply rebooting the time machine was a fruitless effort. After that we sent the Wii that this world was running on to Nintendo and they discovered a Wii virus named Myon Beyond was causing a redirected to world 0-1 over and over again so they OBLITERATED the Myon Beyond virus and sent the Wii back and the time loop was over. This is humorous, because neither the PS3 nor the 360 would ever have gotten that virus considering how superior they are compared to the Wii. Thus CarCat went to Wal-Mart and bought a PS3 so that the problem would never arise again. Sadly, it wasn't backwards-compatible and therefore couldn't play "One Sunday Afternoon", which was only released for the PS2 and the Wii. Luckily we have a spare PS2 in the closet, so everything was once again fine. Unfortunately, you didn't get the PS2 version, only the Wii version. And that's when Carcat tore his hair out in frustration. The remainder of the time, CarCat ported "One Sunny Afternoon" to PS2. He later noticed that "One Sunny Afternoon" was a really really bad game, and he still hadn't used his "One Sunday Afternoon" for anything useful. CarCat later played "One Bad Sunday Afternoon", which ironically was the best thing ever. He then later noticed when he had finished playing the game that it could not even begin to compare to Super Mario RPG. Reason being - the game had surpassed Super Mario RPG, and therefore comparing would be futile. |






but luckily most of us were able to escape into a time machine.










