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Cirvante
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Posted on 02-13-09 11:21:32 AM Link | Quote
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: _____________________
DATE: _____________________
SECTION: __________________

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)

4. Who is the strongest? (9)

5. Pie? (1)

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)

4. (8)

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Posted on 02-13-09 11:35:27 AM Link | Quote
Spokane? lol

Originally posted by Cirvante
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Rain H. Arnet
DATE: 02/13/2009 <-- Bad sign
SECTION: What?

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)

A miserable little pile of BULL SHIT!

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)

Something about wanting some hot shit. I want some hot shit, I'm waiting for my death sauce to come in.

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)

Being full of hot air in the literal sense.

4. Who is the strongest? (9)

Eye am the strongest.

5. Pie? (1)

42.

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)

The margin of FFT spectrum for this core triangle ring is 5.28 x 10 to the 11th power...love stinks.

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)

abs(sin(x)).

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)

Anymore, the 13 year old. Youngest first. Sankoku tells me so.

4. (8)

Rutabaga.


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Posted on 02-13-09 12:08:37 PM Link | Quote
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Anya Crystaltina
DATE: 02/13/09
SECTION: is this where I blow something up?

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5) - target practice

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5) - I want hot balls?

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5) - What now?

4. Who is the strongest? (9) - Do you need to ask?

5. Pie? (1) - No, cake, and it is a lie.

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

*sets fire to the entire math section of the test*

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Posted on 02-13-09 01:00:31 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cirvante
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Sophie
DATE: 2009/02/13 +0200
SECTION: Does this have to do anything with busses?

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)
MAN(1) - an interface to the on-line reference manuals

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)
I can not speaking English very good, sorry

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
A five-letter word with three vocals in it. You can build some crazy words with the letters, like appio. Or opapi. Or oppai.

4. Who is the strongest? (9)
Everyone but me

5. Pie? (1)
Where is it? I could really have some right now...

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)
That I'm too stupid to use it

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)
Something with a lot of random numbers, and some "porn factor"

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)
None of them, the neighbor's daughter always gets everything first

4. (8)
I refuse to answer this question because I don't like onions

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Posted on 02-13-09 01:10:13 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Cirvante
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Peardian P. Peardian
DATE: no thanks
SECTION: this one

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)
a guy

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)
"I want to eat hot balls eggs."

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
yay :3

4. Who is the strongest? (9)
The final boss of Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time has a total of 6000 HP and a high attack power, making it the strongest boss in Mario history.

5. Pie? (1)
Pumpkin!

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)
...nothing says love like rape?

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)
*Peardian skips

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)
all three at the same time

4. (8)
onion cubes


I didn't get a chance to study

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Posted on 02-13-09 01:10:58 PM Link | Quote
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: cpubasic13___________
DATE: 02/13/08_____________
SECTION: Right Pad_________

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)
Good question.

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)
I want to eat hot burritos.

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
Tits. Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits. TITS!

4. Who is the strongest? (9)
Kel is the strongest.
Who loves orange soda?
Kel loves orange soda!

5. Pie? (1)
No thanks.

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)
Love hurts
Love scars

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)
(catgirls + oppai + (Touhou - bullets) + (style - Adell))

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)
Wasn't Melissa on Maury because of this?

4. (8)
You're gonna love my nuts. Watch this. You can use the cover, or you can do this on the board. It doesn't matter! Your kids can do it! If I can use one finger you can use your whole hand! It's that simple!


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Posted on 02-13-09 01:28:04 PM (last edited by Kaguya at 02-13-09 12:29 PM) Link | Quote
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Tyler "Tyty" Gaede_____
DATE: Friday, February 13th, 200⑨
SECTION: Uh..... What?

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)

Not a woman. :V

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)

I don't know, but it has something to do with heat.

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)

Tits, severely lacking in most parts of Gensokyo

4. Who is the strongest? (9)

eye don't knuw wut tha ques... ques... kwesion meens, but eye'm tha strongest!

5. Pie? (1)

3.14159.....

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)

Concentrate your mind
Mutter the spell to Mini-Hakkero tenderly
Aim at someone you don't like
Now unleash your annihilation of love!

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)

SOH CAH TOA!

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)

Melissa, then Matilda, then Melinda. Melissa lacks common sense.

4. (8)

Seed of course!


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Posted on 02-13-09 02:26:52 PM Link | Quote

Sukasa - Send Private Message

University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Sukasa
DATE: 1234545667
SECTION: Who gives a shit?

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)
A Miserable little pile of drama to some, the moron chasing an alligator to oth- ow, guess the alligator's got lunch.

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)
I prefer mine hard-boiled, thanks.

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
That folder goes in C:\

4. Who is the strongest? (9)
Captain Ironblood

5. Pie? (1)
Better than that goddamned lie.

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)
Stockholm Syndrome

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)
cos(x)+sin(x)

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)
Matilda, because The Jailbaits stayed home.

4. (8)
Stench


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Posted on 02-13-09 03:01:18 PM Link | Quote
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: I have one of those?
DATE: Don't know how long it's been since I saw a calendar
SECTION: Octothorpe

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)
Damned unlucky, if he runs into me

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)
Unfertilized, please.

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
Not into that either.

4. Who is the strongest? (9)
CAPTAIN FALCON

5. Pie? (1)
Custard. Served on your face.

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)
love = rape + c

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)
tan^2 - sec^2 + cos^2 + sin^2

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)
Matilda knocks up the other two at the same time.

4. (8)
Coulomb's Law.
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Posted on 02-13-09 03:27:37 PM (last edited by Chen at 02-13-09 01:11 PM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cirvante
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Eppy
DATE: Some time in 20XX
SECTION: Hooray!

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)

A miserable pile of RERARGH!

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)

Can I have soda?

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)

Those really enlarged things we see in most of Hydrapheetz's Pictures

4. Who is the strongest? (9)

Hooray! :D

5. Pie? (1)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)

This is one sick world...

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)

Tanget. Not Sine or Cosine....

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)

Cirno, because she's an idiot.

4. (8)

Uhhhh uhhh I know this one.........uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no I don't.....
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Posted on 02-13-09 04:05:21 PM Link | Quote
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Thoughtless
DATE: Feb 13, 2009
SECTION: Psychology (Mind Powahs!)

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)

---One half of a woman.

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)

---I want to eat hot eggs.

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)

---No thanks

4. Who is the strongest? (9)

---The Hulk?

5. Pie? (1)

---Cake

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)

---Whats love got to do with it?

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)

---No.

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)

---All three. At the same time. By cpubasic13 in an orgy.

4. (8)

---Cebolla?


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Posted on 02-13-09 04:11:35 PM (last edited by Spontaneous Madness at 02-13-09 01:15 PM) Link | Quote
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Sponty M.
DATE: Don't have one.
SECTION: Exactly

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)
C'est moi.
2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)
I want to eat hot eggs.
3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
Tits... tiiiits... tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiits.
4. Who is the strongest? (9)
The Hulk
5. Pie? (1)
3.14 + e
II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)
Not much, actually. :/
2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)
cos
3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)
15. Maybe?
4. (8)
Shallots
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Posted on 02-13-09 04:12:59 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Anya
*sets fire to the entire math section of the test*


OH GOD, IT'S REIMU IN DISGUISE D:

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Posted on 02-13-09 10:07:40 PM Link | Quote
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Joe K- Oh hey, I didn't know <tt> was a tag.
DATE: Today. Whenever that is.
SECTION: Wait, there's more than one?

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)
Flip it upside down and it looks like uew e.

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)
わかりません。

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
おっぱい。

4. Who is the strongest? (9)
⑨たんですよ。

5. Pie? (1)
Exactly. Finally, someone understands.

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)
A lot more than this does.

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)
Cosecant.

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)
Shouldn't that say "did" instead of "will"?

4. (8)
Sorry, I haven't gotten very far into calculus yet.

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Posted on 02-13-09 10:22:55 PM Link | Quote
((we really should have more of these!!))

Anya raises her hand, "Excuse me, but my ass is going numb. Do we have to wait here until everyone is done with their test?"

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Posted on 02-13-09 11:25:25 PM (last edited by Reimu at 02-13-09 08:26 PM) Link | Quote
eye am a genious!
----------------------------
Originally posted by Cirvante
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Candlejack

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Posted on 02-13-09 11:42:52 PM Link | Quote

University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Yuki Welaye
DATE: Don't you think it's a little early for that?
SECTION: Single

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)
A being which apparently matures slower than a woman.

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)
Queer something something hot

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
Obviously, a Pie made of cherrios.

4. Who is the strongest? (9)
神様ですにゃ。

5. Pie? (1)
Not three.

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)
That it's fucked up.

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)
9000
0

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)
fwahaha!

4. (8)
Silly, it says right there! The answer is ?

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Posted on 02-14-09 12:36:49 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cirvante
University of Jul
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME:  
DATE: 0
SECTION: /

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)
A miserable pile of cake
2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
Breasts
4. Who is the strongest? (9)

5. Pie? (1)
π
II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)
Baby don't hurt me / don't hurt meeeeeee no more
2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)
tan(x)/10 (I suck at trig)

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)
the oldest?


4. (8)
Shallots! :3
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Posted on 02-14-09 12:46:54 AM Link | Quote

Time/Date

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Metal_Man88
Local Moderator
College of Derpa
Spokane, Washington

NAME: Metal_Man88
DATE: 02/13/09
SECTION: GI 64 (Generalized Insanity for Desktop Systems)

Instructions: Answer each question as clearly as possible and show all your work. If you don't know the answer, make stuff up. Have fun!

I. Philosophy and Language
Short answer, 25 points:

1. What is a man? (5)
A man is homo sapiens sapiens, the evolved form of an ape. Often known for pressing shiny buttons and inventing new, more silly ways to set things on fire, this being is currently engaged in the self-destruction of its own habitat and believing in all forms of strange, self-invented gibberish.

2. Translate the following sentence into English: "Quiero comer huevos calientes." (5)
"Who ate the hot eggs?"

3. What is the meaning of the word "oppai"? (5)
Beats the flying dishwasher out of me.

4. Who is the strongest? (9)
Who is not the strongest! What is superior!

5. Pie? (1)
The area of the pie is roughly pi*radius².

II. Mathematical Reasoning
Short answer, 32 points:

1. If



and

,

what does this tell you about the function of love? (8)

The function of love is the rate of change of rape, and the rate of change of love is sex. Thus creating a really strange function correspondence relating them.

Which is too disturbing for me to elaborate on.

2. What trigonometric function best represents Jul's activity? (8)

sin(t) where T is time in (days*pi)/60.

3. Bobbert has three daughters: Melissa, Melinda and Matilda, ages 13, 15, and 17 respectively. According to Murphy's Laws, which one will get knocked up first? (8)

Murphy's Law specifies that equipment can and will be misused even if warnings are given, therefore since they are not machines, no solution exists.

4. (8)


It equals positive garlic cloves. Of course! Garlic² = Onion!


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III. Physics
Short answer, 30 points.

1. If a skydiver jumps off a plane exactly 3600 meters above sea level, a) What is his velocity at the moment he hits the ground, and b) What is the splatter radius of his internal organs? (10)

2. Fido throws a projectile forward at an upward angle of 42 degrees. How much Valve time does it take for it to circle around the Earth exactly once and hit him in the back of the head? (6)

3. Davy Jones went diving 30 meters below the surface. If the density of water is 1000 kilograms per meter cubed, what is the hydrostatic force exerted on his body, and how long does he have until he realizes his oxygen tank had a hole and drowns? (8)

4. Renowned Sherpa Jambalaya Whachamahoozit is trying to pull 150 N worth of survival gear over a 50m tall precipice. If the rope weighs 0.93 N*m, how much work must Jambalaya exert to pull the bag all the way up? (6)



IV. Chemistry
Short answer, 24 points.

1. If 9.30 mol C reacts with 7.43 mol NO3 at STP, how much explosive soap is formed, and how far will the poor schmuck fly? (6)

2. Which has a faster velocity of effusion: a burp, or a fart? (Hint: You might want to consider what you ate for dinner last night.) (8)

3. Bessie's feeling cold and wants a nice warm drink. Unfortunately, she's in the middle of Buttfucknowhere, Alaska and only has five vials of different solutions: NiCl2(aq) 0.400M, NH3(aq) 0.700M, NaOH(aq) 6.00M, HCl(aq) 3.00M, and C6H10(l). Which of them won't cause her a gastric meltdown? (10)


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