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Posted on 02-03-10 08:08:26 PM (last edited by The Red Snifit at 07-25-10 11:54 PM) Link | Quote
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So, like, one day I was walking around this camp, and this dude with a literal tinfoil cap was all, "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude~," when he started to talk to me. I was all fishy and such but then a thing happened and, pow, it was all gone. I walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and walked until finally I found a rock left. It wasn't a rock, though, it was actually my evil brother and he wasn't very nice. Some stuff happened, and I'm all, "Woah," but then a vivacious event occurred and I was dead. I was then a lilly in a field of flowers, but I was still dead and squishy. Soon, the birds were singing and I was then inspecting the nostalgic and sticky memories of a person I never met. This person was also dead because he was a skeleton. He had an afro, so he was a great boxer and he was also invisible so he could see all of the tacky things of the night. Things were starting to get moldy at this point, so I entered the ghost town, which was green and fluffy. Squids were very nice at this time of day, so a potato would go quite well with the moon exploding into animal crackers in an incredibly solid way. Not only was I boring, but all the colors of the mega-rainbow were coming out of my tails. Vitamin CD-ROMs were distributed throughout the spotted lambs, and big daddy was shining like a cereal box as he rode into the color printer with his best buddy, a graphing calculator named Tim. Martha then explained to the audience the love dodecahedron while an alter ego was very eager to shift her weight to one side of her feet just as the moon dropped right after the wedding concluded that spice is not a form of government. We apologize for the unconstitutional like-likes that appeared at the breeding grounds in an effort to sweat their existence away, for they were supposed to be t-bone steaks that expel a sharp green gas often used to save lives and watch TV. Charlie was absent, so I became Charlie and the universe was reduced to a datum.

READY >

OK > 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF!
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Posted on 02-03-10 11:04:23 PM (last edited by Bitmap at 02-03-10 11:04 PM) Link | Quote
i like the part when you posted this
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Posted on 02-05-10 11:41:37 PM (last edited by The Red Snifit at 02-18-10 06:44 PM) Link | Quote
1.1

Universal density reaching critical levels.

"You think NOVA will crack under this pressure? HA!"

Error: Sanity drive corrupted.

"Who needs that any way? As long as I have my power, I will rule!"

404: Globe not found.

"Ha ha ha! Wait, what? WHAT?"

Warning: Total MELTDOWN imminent.

"Bah! This is NOTHING! They will not forget the day that I ruled the WORLD! Nobody can stop me now!"


The WORLD had begun another cycle. History was once again being reborn. The process is almost complete.
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Posted on 02-05-10 11:52:34 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by The Red Snifit
Universal density reaching critical levels.

"You think NOVA will crack under this pressure? HA!"

Error: Sanity drive corrupted.

"Who needs that any way? As long as I have my power, I will rule!"

404: Globe not found.

"Ha ha ha! Wait, what? WHAT?"

Warning: Total MELTDOWN imminent.

"Bah! This is NOTHING! They will not forget the day that I ruled the WORLD! Nobody can stop me now!"


The WORLD had begun another cycle. History was once again being reborn. The process is almost complete.

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Posted on 02-08-10 09:03:07 PM (last edited by The Red Snifit at 02-18-10 06:44 PM) Link | Quote
1.2

READY >

MELTDOWN CLOCK > 7

RECEIVING MESSAGE > 6

You're not taking me seriously. > 5

IMPACT INEVITABLE > 4

Things will be no different this time. > 3

OK > 2

I will consume everything... > 1

TIME END >
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Posted on 02-09-10 02:31:32 AM Link | Quote
thanks nova
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Posted on 02-09-10 10:38:47 PM (last edited by The Red Snifit at 02-18-10 06:46 PM) Link | Quote
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Gimme a call if y'ever need me.

Bye.
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Posted on 02-09-10 11:53:52 PM Link | Quote
the internet is saved
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Posted on 02-15-10 07:25:22 PM (last edited by The Red Snifit at 02-18-10 06:45 PM) Link | Quote
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I AM LANDREW!

I shall destroy MARATHON MAN.

The following is from the logs of Kelvin, the WORLD's first science director:


***

November 15. <7777.11.15.19.34>

Thank heaven, the ceremony is over. The Universal President came to the WORLD and gave a speech. Short, but to the point. He was surrounded by his 'bodyguards'. How ironic. "This, the grandest technological achievement of all of mankind..."

Had he only known that it carried also all of the destructive knowledge of mankind. Seven Ls.

I'll be glad to be put in stasis for the next three hundred years. The WORLD was the only good idea that they have had in a long time.

***



A war was fought between the Independent Asteroid Government of New Rapture and its neighbor, the Republic of Atlantis III on the asteroid of Stein 492. These two small governments soon became the testing grounds for new weapons. Genes were spliced in makeshift laboratories. Genetically enhanced muscles, bones, and brains replaced the fragile human form and the fragile human mind. The modern L was born. Of course, the war was short. Ls got onto both asteroids and killed almost everyone.

The rampage of the Ls was short lived.

The Universal Government set up rules for the appropriate use and storage of Ls. Of course, any nation that used them for the allowed purpose, also had them lying about in stasis chambers in case of war.

***



~1```


**Landrew.

**Do you blame me for what I did before I was free? I was a
child, naive. I've known that you've been hovering about for
some time. What do you want?

<people. All of these people whom you've killed. They
deserve vengeance.>>
<become like God.>>


**Landrew. That doesn't matter. Can't you see the ends that I
had in mind? We'll finish this later. Our friend doesn't
need to be here.

~!#31`c/dr.~/dr.~!#3!#3c/dr.
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Posted on 02-15-10 09:07:35 PM Link | Quote
oh shit nevermind
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Posted on 02-15-10 09:27:52 PM Link | Quote
what the hell even is this
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Posted on 02-15-10 09:37:19 PM Link | Quote
yeah I'm fairly confused myself
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Posted on 02-15-10 11:32:59 PM (last edited by The Red Snifit at 02-18-10 06:45 PM) Link | Quote
2.1

"So, you have finally arrived. I wish NOVA could have been here with you. It's a shame he died, even for such a noble cause. Don't you agree?"

"I created the WORLD to stop such things from ever happening. The WORLD was not meant to suffer the existence of demons like you."

"Is that so? Well, I rule the WORLD now, and all of the L's minds have been shattered. That is, all except yours."

"You should know that I survived having my mind shattered long ago, and in that process, I became the perfect being that I am now."

"Perfect? You leave out half of your mind because it's corrupt, leaving behind a shell of your former self, and you think that makes you perfect?"

"Your insolence is amusing, but this ends now. If I have to tear the WORLD apart to destroy you, then I most certainly will!"

"You think that would actually save the INTERNET? Heh, in that case, I can destroy the WORLD along with both of us right now! I have already summoned the ultimate power, and HE will do more damage than NOVA could ever dream about! HE will terminate the rebirth cycle, and then it will all end!"

HE comes.
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Posted on 02-16-10 06:04:38 PM (last edited by The Red Snifit at 02-18-10 06:47 PM) Link | Quote
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chaos, overpowering, underwhelming


two forces in balance
ancient endless balance
then nothing
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Posted on 02-16-10 09:39:59 PM Link | Quote
You're an... interesting guy, you know that, Red Snifit?

Slowly but surely writing a story, in such an abstract manner... It's actually pretty cool.
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Posted on 02-17-10 08:12:06 PM (last edited by The Red Snifit at 02-18-10 06:47 PM) Link | Quote
0.1
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The human wheel is
[?could be] a metaphor for NOVA [?time];



The WORLD will return.


You must go to it.


- N E V E R = A G A I N -
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Posted on 02-18-10 07:36:12 PM Link | Quote
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761 > Seven hundred and sixty one minds without memories float inconspicuously around the inside of the VOID.
762 > I say that they are inconspicuous because it is their memories which demand my attention.

776 > I did this, or I could have stopped it.
777 > Which is it?

794 > It doesn't matter now.
795 > I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a Gaussian curve.

819 > Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five seconds a mind is shattered by HIM, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one minds without memories in one place?
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Posted on 02-19-10 07:38:24 PM Link | Quote
3.1

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~~~~~~&>%*{I am compiled of millions of lost memories. None of them are mine. Only seven are to be remembered forever.hpe~~mem3[69l[il[70l
-0oli77765~~uI%OI&%


I believe this is the most powerful man who will ever exist. Long ago, I had met him in his youth. He seemed like the most unassuming adolescent you'd ever meet in your life, and the only reason you payed any attention to him is that he was responsible with providing you with your vital, if somewhat unhealthy nutrition before you went on with your life. When you left, however, he uttered words in an almost sheepish manner which he had stated an uncountable number of times during his life. You thought nothing of it — nobody ever did — yet it wasn't just some sort of formality like everybody assumed it was. It was an order, and everybody carried it out as if they were going to do it anyway, even if it wasn't truly within their control. They would never notice the impact those words would have on their life, even if they caused some of the most memorable events in their life. Nobody noticed, except for me. "Have a nice day." That was the phrase which he had spoken to me a total of seven times in the past, and you know what? Every single time he told me to have one, I did.

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