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Miasmir
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Posted on 09-28-09 10:24:38 PM Link | Quote
I like to curse. I do it a lot, whenever I know no one around me is getting judgmental about it.

But there's a problem, that I only realized recently. There aren't actually any good swear words. They all seem to be blasphemies, biological, or both. And everything that isn't in one of those categories is a shortened and/or softened form of one that is. Even if I'm able to get over this and convince myself that it's totally fine, I've still been using the same core set of invectives for so long that I am overdue for a change.

So far, I've been subsisting on cursing in other languages (Japanese, mostly), but this sometimes fails to get the point across and also can give the impression that I know more of a language than I really do.

So: Recommend me some new swear words!
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Posted on 09-28-09 10:34:20 PM Link | Quote
I prefer clever made-up or "fake" swears, myself, since I never use the real ones (just how I was raised, I guess). I believe most of them would fall into your "shortened and/or softened form" category, though.

So, uh, this post was pretty much worthless. Farking shazbutt!

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Posted on 09-28-09 10:34:41 PM Link | Quote
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You Shazbot

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Posted on 09-28-09 10:42:04 PM Link | Quote

Originally posted by Sukasa
You Shazbot


Heh. I played that game a lot too.

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Posted on 09-28-09 10:49:45 PM (last edited by Darkdata at 09-28-09 07:51 PM) Link | Quote
You block, you Stone, you rock, you senseless, senseless thing! (Yeah, I know, not one word.)

I personally like using useless things on the body. You boil, blister, apendex(your useless), and other geeky things.

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Posted on 09-28-09 10:49:59 PM Link | Quote
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We played it just last night. Go get the damned MP demo!`

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Posted on 09-28-09 10:50:40 PM (last edited by Sukasa at 09-28-09 07:50 PM) Link | Quote
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Oh, and if you live near me...

You Politician!

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Posted on 09-28-09 10:50:59 PM Link | Quote


I'm not very imaginative with swearing. I usually use weird permutations of swear words like "fuckerpants" or German translations of swear words, like "Scheiße".

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Posted on 09-28-09 10:51:32 PM Link | Quote
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Fuckerpants?

Holy shit on a stick patent that now

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Posted on 09-28-09 10:54:47 PM Link | Quote


OK.

I, Terra of Jul, hereby and forthwith and thereinafterbecausely patent the word "fuckerpants". Any person who uses the word "fuckerpants" without proper retribution will be forced to use it again

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Posted on 09-28-09 10:55:41 PM Link | Quote
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I meant patent the literal interpretation of that

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Posted on 09-28-09 11:16:26 PM Link | Quote
Also for years I used math to swear. Just yell "cotangent" a few times, really rolls off the tongue. But I actually enjoy math so it seems a little disrespectful.

I was trying to think of some science-y ones but nothing really comes to mind =(
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Science-y, huh?

Proton! Microscope! Acceleration! PHYLUM OF EINSTEIN'S PALEONTOLOGICAL BIOCHEMISTRY WAVE EQUATION! HYPOTHESIS!

You mean like that?

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Posted on 09-28-09 11:32:03 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Miasmir
I was trying to think of some science-y ones but nothing really comes to mind =(

"Homogeneous" for adjectives and "flagellum/flagella" for noun/nouns are personal favorites when it comes to that, for some reason.
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Posted on 09-28-09 11:34:48 PM Link | Quote

***********!!!!

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Posted on 09-28-09 11:45:05 PM Link | Quote








Personally, I use frak. Just because I'm a BSG nerd like that. :3

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Posted on 09-28-09 11:47:48 PM Link | Quote
I've found myself yelling out "And Number Dollar Percent" a lot lately when in fits of rage. It really freaks people out.

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Originally posted by Katelynn
I've found myself yelling out "And Number Dollar Percent" a lot lately when in fits of rage. It really freaks people out.

Ah, the classic Barret-Cid approach. I'll have to consider it.
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Posted on 09-28-09 11:54:19 PM Link | Quote


I think I've done that before too I grew up in a traditional environment where people didn't swear around the children, so I thought the @$%&! stuff was swearing

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line 516 column 74 - Warning: <table> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "330033" and has been replaced
line 518 column 242 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "ffccff" and has been replaced
line 522 column 448 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 522 column 448 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 522 column 536 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "ff99ff" and has been replaced
line 530 column 23 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 575 column 74 - Warning: <table> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "000000" and has been replaced
line 575 column 293 - Warning: <td> attribute "bgcolor" has invalid value "#00000"
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line 622 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 622 column 58 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 622 column 101 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 622 column 144 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 622 column 187 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 622 column 230 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 622 column 273 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 622 column 273 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 681 column 11 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 691 column 15 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 698 column 74 - Warning: <table> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "330033" and has been replaced
line 700 column 242 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "ffccff" and has been replaced
line 700 column 321 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 700 column 321 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 700 column 505 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 700 column 505 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 700 column 596 - Warning: <font> attribute "color" had invalid value "ff99ff" and has been replaced
line 710 column 37 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 717 column 270 - Warning: <table> attribute "bgcolor" had invalid value "666666" and has been replaced
line 717 column 270 - Warning: <table> attribute "bordercolor" had invalid value "990000" and has been replaced
line 728 column 44 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 728 column 142 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 728 column 245 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 737 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 742 column 267 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
line 722 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 209 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 211 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 211 column 155 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 211 column 366 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 211 column 460 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 211 column 543 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 211 column 646 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 211 column 728 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 213 column 1237 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 213 column 1328 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 213 column 1505 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 213 column 1689 - Warning: <td> proprietary attribute "background"
line 237 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 263 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 265 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 292 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 320 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 346 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 374 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 402 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 430 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 460 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 486 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 514 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 546 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 573 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 575 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 600 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 639 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 669 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 696 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 715 column 47 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 717 column 99 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 717 column 270 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "bordercolor"
line 717 column 270 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "bordercolordark"
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 365 warnings and 0 errors!


The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
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