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Xkeeper






Posted on 07-22-07 06:00:45 PM Link | Quote
This post is sarcasm, you morons.

- Post, flame, spam all you want. Use Babelfish to mangle your posts before posting. Be sure to make them as horrible as possible, and if you're ever threatened with a ban, say "but Ailure was like that when he joined!"
- If you actually get banned, reregister over and over while posting the same crap. After about 30 bans, your main account should magically be unbanned because Ailure thinks so.
- In the odd case you actually want something done for you, bother Acmlm, especially if it involves hidden access/strange favors/whatever, and make sure to not give up until he actually does it. Eventually you'll get him away from RO long enough to do something!
- Be sure to mention the staff applications and how giggitygiggitygiggity you are over them at every oppertunity.
- And then make more oppertunities to do the same.
- Flame all newbies without prejudice.
- If you're banned from an earlier incarnation or just banned period, plead the "I was unfairly banned" card -- it'll work any time, especially if I banned you.
- Be sure to mention staff applications when you do so.
- Recommend new features to blackhole89, then exploit them for your own gains. Example? Something like the online user flags, then just make sure to load every user over a series of tons of pages!*

This is just a joke, but it's based off my observations


* The first attempt he made at this required a lookup query for every flag displayed, so if you viewed all users you would end up with 600+ time-consuming queries.
Girlydragon
2910
Possibly neither Girly nor Dragon.
Level: 99


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Since: 07-21-07
From: Sweden

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Posted on 07-22-07 06:38:06 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
- Be sure to mention the staff applications and how giggitygiggitygiggity you are over them at every oppertunity.


Gold and truth. Also:

- Graphics and asm is superior to level design!
Tiden
There was a helicopter here. It's gone now. The only proof of its existence is a smouldering cockpit, and the exploded remains of a rocket with a trollface.
Level: 139


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Posted on 07-22-07 06:40:49 PM Link | Quote
- Argue over the impementation of a particular feature! (Hi blackhole)
- If your name is "Acmlm": Do. Nothing... unless someone tampers with MillyBot.
Lyskar
12210
-The Chaos within trumps the Chaos without-
Level: 183


Posts: 110/12211
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Since: 07-03-07
From: 52-2-88-7

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Posted on 07-22-07 07:55:10 PM Link | Quote
-The host is allowed to depose anyone for no reason at all.
-It's okay if you're banned, because posts you make via reregging for each post will never be deleted.
-Hey! Stop trying to tell us to save our forum from itself! We insist upon Knuck!
-Say you're not ||board, say you hate ||board, then become ||board for no reason
Aerakin
Ye Olde Layout
Level: 93


Posts: 31/2550
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Since: 07-05-07
From: From the future

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Posted on 07-22-07 08:03:35 PM Link | Quote
- WE DON'T LIKE YOU. b& (oh wait nevermind you clearly are an idiot but can't ban you because I need to discuss with other admins)
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Posted on 07-22-07 08:21:32 PM Link | Quote
- If you're an admin, don't worry about shit like "I don't like this guy because I have a crappier code solution for this problem." It will never happen and you can stay administrator as long as the board exists!
- We are ||board, just ||crappier.
Aerakin
Ye Olde Layout
Level: 93


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Posted on 07-22-07 08:27:32 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Grey Mario
- We are ||board, just ||crappier.


Actually, I dunno about that. It's hard to be worse.
Sine
2310
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Posted on 07-22-07 08:29:27 PM Link | Quote
-When my postcount gets to about 3000-4000, there is a mandatory crash and database wipe. No exceptions
Lyskar
12210
-The Chaos within trumps the Chaos without-
Level: 183


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Posted on 07-22-07 08:32:34 PM Link | Quote
-Layouts are for chumps!
-Custom titles are for everyone!
-Mandatory board splitoff required once it becomes active enough... or, even worse, the entire board shall explode.
Tanks

360? Yessum.
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Posted on 07-22-07 09:36:12 PM Link | Quote
- Idiots must be given second chances 10x (plus Phoenix Down if necessary)
- Strive for the boards ultimate goal! A merge with /b/!
DigitalBasic
Pancakes!
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Posted on 07-22-07 09:39:29 PM Link | Quote
-Keep mentioning those staff applications even though you have a slim to none chance of getting the job!
Aerakin
Ye Olde Layout
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Posted on 07-22-07 09:43:31 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tanks
- Idiots must be given second chances 10x (plus Phoenix Down if necessary)



Just a quick note, even in the past, people who had been permabanned rose to key positions on the board.
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Posted on 07-22-07 11:17:32 PM Link | Quote
- Ask how to do something before doing any prior research whatsoever.
- Get to know all the mods and admins and make them your friends. Then take advantage of that fact and spam the board to hell.
Lyskar
12210
-The Chaos within trumps the Chaos without-
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Posted on 07-22-07 11:18:53 PM Link | Quote
-Unban Knuck at all times
-Allow jerks to take over conversations
-Politeness belongs nowhere!
Xkeeper






Posted on 07-22-07 11:19:57 PM Link | Quote
- Conversations are free for running into the ground.
- Don't expect any coding intelligence out of Ailure. Ever.
Aerakin
Ye Olde Layout
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Posted on 07-22-07 11:20:37 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
- Don't expect any coding intelligence out of Ailure. Ever.

- Don't expect anything out of Ailure, for that matter.
Rena

Star Mario
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Posted on 07-22-07 11:21:37 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by DarkSlaya
Originally posted by Tanks
- Idiots must be given second chances 10x (plus Phoenix Down if necessary)



Just a quick note, even in the past, people who had been permabanned rose to key positions on the board.
Xk was permabanned how many times?
Kles

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Posted on 07-23-07 07:49:49 AM Link | Quote
Acmlm's has a really rich history.

There needs to be a history book.
Aerakin
Ye Olde Layout
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Posted on 07-23-07 07:51:17 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kles
Acmlm's has a really rich history.

There needs to be a history book.


Or a bible.

- "Thou shalt worship thy god, but thy god coul be kicked out at any moment"
Eon

Hammer Brother
MLB
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Posted on 07-23-07 07:58:55 AM Link | Quote
Bans always reset between incarnations, since the database gets backed up and restored to a clean state. That's normal.

- (Recently at least) No matter how much users want him to or not, and despite how often he logs in for split seconds. Don't expect Acmlm to post. Ever.

- Users with many years of ROM hacking, web design, and other experience will not become even local moderator for any reason.
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