<+Erika> Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? D<
<+NightKev> kasa did
<+NightKev> see? he's eating them now!
<+Erika> those cookies were made out of bomb!
<+NightKev> how do you make something out of "bomb"
<+NightKev> "bomb" is not an element
<+NightKev> nor is it an ingredient(sp?)
20:54:58>> <Dorito> MKD--
20:55:04>> <Dorito> what the hell misread "cherry" as "horny"
20:55:20>> <Dorito> --S had a decent soundtrack, but some songs really annoyed me
20:55:24>> <Hiryuu> how the fsck does that work?
20:55:25>> <Dorito> MKD was good, though.
20:55:29>> <Dorito> I DON'T KNOW.
20:55:30>> <Dorito> D:
20:55:35>> <Drag> I like the mushroom town song in MKDD
20:55:38>> <Hiryuu> cherries get you off?
20:55:39>> <Sukasa> yeah
Wow, Hiryuu *had* to ask that while I was replying to Drag.
[22:49:40] < Sonicand[Apollo]> Heh
[22:49:48] < Sonicand[Apollo]> I'm still considering a name change
[22:49:53] < Kattwah> No
[22:49:56] < Sonicand[Apollo]> As much as Sonicandtails is engraved in my mind
[22:50:03] < Sonicand[Apollo]> And as much as people know me as it
[22:50:07] < Kattwah> I will beat you with a hammer 8(
[22:50:09] < cpuadvanced13> What would it be?
[22:50:13] < Sonicand[Apollo]> I think Hajitsu or Sails would be better
[22:50:21] < Kattwah> Sails I could live with
[22:50:23] < Xkeeper> this coming from Blood-"mewtwo"-star
[22:50:24] < Aiya> .. you would forever be Boat, to me.
[22:50:28] < Kattwah>
[22:50:32] < Sonicand[Apollo]> Heh
[22:50:37] < Kattwah> HELLO BOAT
[22:50:52] < Aiya> (with Sails, anyway)
[22:50:53] < Kattwah> (Im sorry, Aiya just doomed you to eternity :3)
[22:50:58] < Aiya> .. XD;
[22:50:58] < Kattwah> Actually
[22:51:00] < Kattwah> Name you Sails
[22:51:03] < Kattwah> Rename Tanks to Boats
[22:51:09] < Kattwah>
[22:51:09] < Aiya> *snort*
[22:51:11] < cpuadvanced13> oh god
[22:51:19] < Aiya> XD
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<Kas> Today Grace's car got stolen.
<Kas> but when we were at lunch at the mexican food place
<Kas> we looked in the parking lot
<Mustapha> tweaker thank you soo much
<Kas> and were like "... is it?"
<Mustapha> argh gaia
<Kas> and she hits the unlock button on her remote
<Mustapha> argh something is abusing my internet
<Kas> and it unlocks
<Kas> and she stole back her stole car
<Kas> is this win y/n
<Tweaker> That is AWESOME
<Mustapha> y win
<roxahris> DIAL Y FOR WIN
<ScarredSun> That's the best thing I've heard all day <3
<ScarredSun> Perhaps all month
<Sazpaimon> lol at the full page ad
<Sazpaimon> *censored, I think...*
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<roxahris> STOLEN PASSWORDS
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<Sazpaimon> that isnt a mute NigServ
<Aurochs> that didn't work right
<Sazpaimon> silly robot
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<Sazpaimon> inspircd might not support quiet bans
<Aurochs> i don't think it does
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<Sazpaimon> no soap doc
<roxahris> What, I can't talk now?
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<+Sonicandtails> Fuck you guys
<+Sonicandtails> I will prove to you
<+Sonicandtails> I'll fucking get a job
<+Sonicandtails> But weights
<+Erika> guys he's going to show us his moves
<+Sonicandtails> Be a better person
<+ArBeWhat> Yeah okay.
<%Aerakin> I was being too lazy to switch my work shirt to a regular one and bleh
* Kattwah is now known as Sleeptwah
<+Dorito> Erika jmight've just won
<+ArBeWhat> Sonicandtails: tell me when you can see your toes
<Tyty210> See? ArBeWhat is a good person, he motivated you!
* +Dorito coughs
<+ArBeWhat> my plan all along.
<+Sonicandtails> Seriously ArBeWhat
<+Sonicandtails> Shut your fucking mouth
<+Erika> dont worry tails, soon you too will say "I'm thinking ArBe's"
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Originally posted by IRC [19:26:42] <+Aerakin> oh well, I kick people about twice a year anyway =\
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[19:29:48] <+Dorito> TURNABOUT #X
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[19:29:51] <+NightKev> lol?
[19:30:02] <+NightKev> aerakin: how does that work you have no +o
[19:30:07] <+Dorito> GYAKUTEN NAMBAA EKKSU
[19:30:13] <+Aerakin> fairies, tons of them
[19:30:20] <+Aerakin> and magic, that also works wonders
[19:30:40] <+Aerakin> (p.s: I am bullshiting you)
[19:31:07] <+Aerakin> I obviously am an IRCop in disguise
[19:31:12] <+NightKev> lol
[19:31:21] <+Sonicandtails> We are doing a mock trial in school
[19:31:28] <+Sonicandtails> My friend who likes Phoenix Wright is a prosecutor
[19:31:32] <+NightKev> XD
[19:31:35] <+Sonicandtails> He will make sure to shout OBJECTION and shack his head alot
[19:31:39] <+Sonicandtails> shake*
[19:31:41] <+Aerakin> haha
[19:31:54] <+NightKev> aerakin: more lies
[19:32:22] <+NightKev> Aerakin is firstname.lastname@example.org * Phil | vs | DJBouche is email@example.com * Andrew Lim
[19:32:39] <@cpuadvanced13> Well gee
[19:32:41] <@cpuadvanced13> I wonder why
[19:33:32] <+Aerakin> you missed the part about me being in disguise =D
[19:33:37] <+xpCynic> wait you actually checked
[19:33:47] <+NightKev> right'
[19:33:48] <+NightKev> disguise
[19:33:55] <+NightKev> ok prove it, give yourself +q
[19:34:01] <+xpCynic> jujhuujhyyn
[19:34:05] <+xpCynic> that was me facedesking
[19:34:07] <+xpCynic> literally
[19:34:09] <+Aerakin> or maybe the part about fairies and magic was true =D
[19:34:20] <+NightKev> lol
[19:34:24] <+Dorito> in conclusion
[19:34:25] <+Aerakin> who knows in the weird world, anything can happen
[19:34:28] <+Dorito> NightKev lacks eyesight.
[19:34:28] <+xpCynic> no, not a lol at all
[19:34:35] <+xpCynic> the complete opposite of a lol
[19:35:04] <+NightKev> dorito you make no sense
[19:35:10] <+NightKev> xpc: how is this not funny >:(
[19:35:16] <+xpCynic> no he makes plenty of sense
[19:35:24] <+xpCynic> you lack eyesight is what he said
[19:35:25] <+NightKev> are you saying aerakin is unfunny?
[19:35:28] <+Aerakin> guys I was being serious =(
[23:55] Tyty210> Hey, why was Teconmoon banned?
[23:58] Sonicandtails> he wasnt
[23:58] Sonicandtails> its a name color change
[23:58] Sonicandtails> welcome to acmlmboard
[23:58] Sonicandtails> where nothing makes sense
[23:59] hydrapheetz> WELCOME
[23:59] hydrapheetz> TO
[23:59] Dorito> lame [23:59] hydrapheetz> MYSTERYBOARD
There was a helicopter here. It's gone now. The only proof of its existence is a smouldering cockpit, and the exploded remains of a rocket with a trollface.
[00:20:42] <+Sukasa> WATCHA GONNA DO. WATCHA GONNA DO, WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU
[00:20:54] <+prinny> BAD BOYS
[00:20:55] <+prinny> BAD BOYS
[00:20:56] <+prinny> ...
[00:21:02] <+prinny> Why do I want to watch Cops all of a sudden? :v
[00:21:06] <+Sukasa> XD
600 was seriously wounded, but the soul still burns.
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<drx|afk> i've just read the best story ever
<drx|afk> it's in polish, so i'll translate
<drx|afk> "A buddy from Warsaw was riding on a tramway (an electric train, kinda). Next to him sat a black guy, next to the black guy sat a "lady", 40 years old, heavy makeup etc.
<drx|afk> The "lady" is sitting there, insulting everybody in the tramway: "you're not combed! you don't have a makeup! good thing i don't look like that! etc."
<drx|afk> Then she saw the black guy. And she's going on: "YOU RAPIST! YOU ASPHALT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, GO TO AFRICA" and similiar comments.
<drx|afk> She's going on for about 10 minutes like that, and he just says nothing, ignoring the lady. And she goes on and on.
<drx|afk> Suddenly, the doors open, and ticket controllers get inside. Everyone takes out their tickets.
<drx|afk> The black guy forced the ticket out of the lady's hand, put it in his mouth, chewed, and swallowed it. The controllers check the buddy's ticket, the black guy's, everything's ok.
<drx|afk> They approach the lady:
<drx|afk> Controller - "Where is your ticket, lady?"
<drx|afk> Lady - points at the black guy - "The nigger ate it!"
<drx|afk> Controller - "Now that's a new one, haven't heard that one yet. Do you have any documents?"
<drx|afk> They took her outside and fined her. The black guy was applauded by the rest of the tramway for the next two stops.
I lol'd. Of course, you may not get this... but I don't care.