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Shadic
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Posted on 01-14-08 07:13:54 AM Link
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Posted on 02-08-08 08:07:25 AM Link
<+Erika> Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? D<
<+NightKev> kasa did
<+NightKev> see? he's eating them now!
<+Erika> nooooooo
<+Erika> those cookies were made out of bomb!
<+Erika> bye...
<+NightKev> what
<+NightKev> how do you make something out of "bomb"
<+NightKev> "bomb" is not an element
<+NightKev> nor is it an ingredient(sp?)


His response made me crack up for some reason
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Posted on 02-16-08 02:57:01 AM (last edited by Sukasa at 02-15-08 11:58 PM) Link
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20:54:58>> <Dorito> MKD--
20:55:04>> <Dorito> what the hell misread "cherry" as "horny"
20:55:20>> <Dorito> --S had a decent soundtrack, but some songs really annoyed me
20:55:24>> <Hiryuu> how the fsck does that work?
20:55:25>> <Dorito> MKD was good, though.
20:55:29>> <Dorito> I DON'T KNOW.
20:55:30>> <Dorito> D:
20:55:35>> <Drag> I like the mushroom town song in MKDD
20:55:38>> <Hiryuu> cherries get you off?
20:55:39>> <Sukasa> yeah

Wow, Hiryuu *had* to ask that while I was replying to Drag.

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Posted on 02-16-08 03:02:22 AM (last edited by Dorito at 02-16-08 12:03 AM) Link
... And, just to follow up, the reason why Hiryuu said that was because I said

«08:56:14 PM» <+Dorito> what the hell misread "cherry" as "horny"

[edit]
... Sukasa, I'm going to kill you. WHY DID YOU EDIT THAT
[edit2]
also, friggin' ninja'd

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Posted on 02-22-08 01:54:19 AM (last edited by Kattwah at 02-21-08 10:55 PM) Link

Somewhat old wintery layout!
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[22:49:40] < Sonicand[Apollo]> Heh
[22:49:48] < Sonicand[Apollo]> I'm still considering a name change
[22:49:53] < Kattwah> No
[22:49:56] < Sonicand[Apollo]> As much as Sonicandtails is engraved in my mind
[22:50:03] < Sonicand[Apollo]> And as much as people know me as it
[22:50:07] < Kattwah> I will beat you with a hammer 8(
[22:50:09] < cpuadvanced13> What would it be?
[22:50:13] < Sonicand[Apollo]> I think Hajitsu or Sails would be better
[22:50:21] < Kattwah> Sails I could live with
[22:50:23] < Xkeeper> this coming from Blood-"mewtwo"-star
[22:50:24] < Aiya> .. you would forever be Boat, to me.
[22:50:28] < Kattwah>
[22:50:32] < Sonicand[Apollo]> Heh
[22:50:37] < Kattwah> HELLO BOAT
[22:50:52] < Aiya> (with Sails, anyway)
[22:50:53] < Kattwah> (Im sorry, Aiya just doomed you to eternity :3)
[22:50:58] < Aiya> .. XD;
[22:50:58] < Kattwah> Actually
[22:51:00] < Kattwah> Name you Sails
[22:51:03] < Kattwah> Rename Tanks to Boats
[22:51:09] < Kattwah>
[22:51:09] < Aiya> *snort*
[22:51:11] < cpuadvanced13> oh god
[22:51:19] < Aiya> XD

I love people (And wordplay)

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Posted on 02-22-08 02:08:03 AM Link
Where did Xk get Bloodstar from?, he didn't say anything there.

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Posted on 02-22-08 02:17:03 AM Link

Somewhat old wintery layout!
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Originally posted by NightKev
Where did Xk get Bloodstar from?, he didn't say anything there.


*Kattwah shrugs.

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW :o

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Posted on 02-22-08 02:17:43 AM Link
Originally posted by Kattwah
Originally posted by NightKev
Where did Xk get Bloodstar from?, he didn't say anything there.


*Kattwah shrugs.

THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW :o
That reminds me of a commercial...possibly an annoying one...

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[Posted by NightKev]
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Posted on 02-22-08 10:18:23 AM Link
Bloodstar is a voice in my head that went "WHAT? NO".

In reality, I probably misread the names, since Bloodstar has been saying things like that rather often...

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Posted on 02-22-08 10:20:27 PM (last edited by roxahris at 02-28-08 06:19 AM) Link

--> You are now talking on #sonicprotos

--- Topic for #sonicprotos set by drx!aaaa@netadmin.cultnet.net at Wed Feb 20 09:30:30 2008
<<z>Kiddcade> I KISS YOU!
<<z>rox_> eww
<<z>Master_Emerald> o.O
--- You have left channel #sonicprotos (You're disgusting!)
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<Kas> Anyway
<Kas> Today Grace's car got stolen.
<Kas> but when we were at lunch at the mexican food place
<Kas> we looked in the parking lot
<Mustapha> tweaker thank you soo much
<Kas> and were like "... is it?"
<Mustapha> argh gaia
<Kas> and she hits the unlock button on her remote
<Mustapha> argh something is abusing my internet
<Kas> and it unlocks
<Kas> and she stole back her stole car
<Kas> is this win y/n
<Aurochs> n
<Aurochs> stfu
<Tweaker> ...HAHAHAHAHA
<Tweaker> That is AWESOME
<yoshibot> y
<roxahris> y
<roxahris> rofl
<Mustapha> y win
<roxahris> DIAL Y FOR WIN
<ScarredSun> That's the best thing I've heard all day <3
<ScarredSun> Perhaps all month
<Ayla> rofl
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<Sazpaimon> lol at the full page ad
<Sazpaimon> *censored, I think...*
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<roxahris> ohnoes
<roxahris> STOLEN PASSWORDS
<Aurochs> ~q:*!*rox*@*.tgpi.com.au
--- nikki|tf2 gives channel operator status to Aurochs
<Sazpaimon> !mute roxahris
--- NigServ sets ban on *!*@cult-a48d9e76.tpgi.com.au
<Sazpaimon> that isnt a mute NigServ
<Aurochs> that didn't work right
<Sazpaimon> silly robot
<Sazpaimon> !unmute roxahris
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<Sazpaimon> inspircd might not support quiet bans
<Aurochs> i don't think it does
<roxahris> =(
--- Aurochs sets ban on ~q:*!*rox*@*.tgpi.com.au
<Aurochs> WELL
<Sazpaimon> no soap doc
<roxahris> What, I can't talk now?
<Aurochs> fuckhead
<roxahris> :<
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--> You are now talking on #retro
--- Topic for #retro is Sonic Retro - http://www.sonicretro.org | Most users ever online was 703 on A minute ago | http://www.sonic-cult.org/sadxb/dragon.avi | so cold | http://qjim.bo/dual/dualgens.zip
--- Topic for #retro set by Aurochs at Thu Feb 28 16:57:09 2008
<roxahris> so
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Posted on 03-03-08 02:38:50 AM Link
<+Sonicandtails> Fuck you guys
<+Sonicandtails> I will prove to you
<+Sonicandtails> I'll fucking get a job
<+Sonicandtails> But weights
<+Erika> guys he's going to show us his moves
<+Sonicandtails> Be a better person
<+ArBeWhat> Yeah okay.
<%Aerakin> I was being too lazy to switch my work shirt to a regular one and bleh
* Kattwah is now known as Sleeptwah
<+Dorito> XD
<+Dorito> Erika jmight've just won
<+ArBeWhat> Sonicandtails: tell me when you can see your toes
<Tyty210> See? ArBeWhat is a good person, he motivated you!
<+Sonicandtails> ...
<+ArBeWhat> 8D
* +Dorito coughs
<+ArBeWhat> my plan all along.
<+ArBeWhat> >_>
<+ArBeWhat> <_<
<+Sonicandtails> Seriously ArBeWhat
<+Sonicandtails> Shut your fucking mouth
<+Erika> dont worry tails, soon you too will say "I'm thinking ArBe's"
<+Dorito> ...
<+ArBeWhat> Hahahahah
<+Dorito> XD
<+ArBeWhat> ahahahahahahah
<+ArBeWhat> ahahahah
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Originally posted by Erika
<+Erika> dont worry tails, soon you too will say "I'm thinking ArBe's"
This is the key to the whole quote.

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Posted on 03-03-08 08:38:28 AM Link
Tanks

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Posted on 03-07-08 02:41:33 AM Link
[22:51:03] Kattwah> Rename Tanks to Boats

... ... ... You're lucky I just found this thread. I would have clocked you if I had seen this when it was first posted.

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Posted on 03-07-08 11:57:33 AM Link

* rox is now playin': Mega Man - The Wily Wars - Mega Man 2 - Dr. Wily Stage 1

<rox> HOW LONG CAN I STAND
<rox> THE COCK IS TICKING
<rox> ...
<rox> clock
<rox> clock
<rox> clock

<-- Pandaren has quit (Quit: Yeah, cock is ticking? I'm going home, eat something and read a good book or something)



horrible typos D:

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Posted on 03-19-08 10:40:00 PM (last edited by Etna at 03-19-08 07:40 PM) Link
Originally posted by IRC

[19:26:42] <+Aerakin> oh well, I kick people about twice a year anyway =\
[19:28:00] * KirbyMario (luiskirbyma@201.150.64.178) has joined #x
[19:28:11] * Tina sets mode: +lv 42 KirbyMario
[19:28:28] * Boing (chatzilla@d47-69-167-155.nap.wideopenwest.com) has joined #x
[19:28:39] * Tina sets mode: +lv 43 Boing
[19:29:39] * NightKev (NightKev@djbnet-bb45bb66.fios.verizon.net) has joined #x
[19:29:48] <+Dorito> TURNABOUT #X
[19:29:50] * Tina sets mode: +lv 44 NightKev
[19:29:51] <+NightKev> lol?
[19:30:02] <+NightKev> aerakin: how does that work you have no +o
[19:30:07] <+Dorito> GYAKUTEN NAMBAA EKKSU
[19:30:13] <+Aerakin> fairies, tons of them
[19:30:20] <+Aerakin> and magic, that also works wonders
[19:30:40] <+Aerakin> (p.s: I am bullshiting you)
[19:31:07] <+Aerakin> I obviously am an IRCop in disguise
[19:31:12] <+NightKev> lol
[19:31:21] <+Sonicandtails> We are doing a mock trial in school
[19:31:28] <+Sonicandtails> My friend who likes Phoenix Wright is a prosecutor
[19:31:32] <+NightKev> XD
[19:31:35] <+Sonicandtails> He will make sure to shout OBJECTION and shack his head alot
[19:31:39] <+Sonicandtails> shake*
[19:31:41] <+Aerakin> haha
[19:31:54] <+NightKev> aerakin: more lies
[19:32:22] <+NightKev> Aerakin is darkphil@modemcable159.194-131-66.mc.videotron.ca * Phil | vs | DJBouche is alim@admin.irc.djbouche.net * Andrew Lim
[19:32:39] <@cpuadvanced13> Well gee
[19:32:41] <@cpuadvanced13> I wonder why
[19:33:32] <+Aerakin> you missed the part about me being in disguise =D
[19:33:37] <+xpCynic> wait you actually checked
[19:33:47] <+NightKev> right'
[19:33:48] <+NightKev> disguise
[19:33:55] <+NightKev> ok prove it, give yourself +q
[19:34:01] <+xpCynic> jujhuujhyyn
[19:34:05] <+xpCynic> that was me facedesking
[19:34:07] <+xpCynic> literally
[19:34:09] <+Aerakin> or maybe the part about fairies and magic was true =D
[19:34:20] <+NightKev> lol
[19:34:24] <+Dorito> in conclusion
[19:34:25] <+Aerakin> who knows in the weird world, anything can happen
[19:34:28] <+Dorito> NightKev lacks eyesight.
[19:34:28] <+xpCynic> no, not a lol at all
[19:34:35] <+xpCynic> the complete opposite of a lol
[19:35:04] <+NightKev> dorito you make no sense
[19:35:10] <+NightKev> xpc: how is this not funny >:(
[19:35:16] <+xpCynic> no he makes plenty of sense
[19:35:24] <+xpCynic> you lack eyesight is what he said
[19:35:25] <+NightKev> are you saying aerakin is unfunny?
[19:35:28] <+Aerakin> guys I was being serious =(


Thank you chanserv for this moment of fun.

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Posted on 03-20-08 11:08:49 AM (last edited by Tanks at 03-20-08 08:09 AM) Link
[23:55] Tyty210> Hey, why was Teconmoon banned?
[23:58] Sonicandtails> he wasnt
[23:58] Sonicandtails> its a name color change
[23:58] Sonicandtails> welcome to acmlmboard
[23:58] Sonicandtails> where nothing makes sense
[23:59] xpCynic>
[23:59] hydrapheetz> WELCOME
[23:59] hydrapheetz> TO
[23:59] Dorito> lame
[23:59] hydrapheetz> MYSTERYBOARD

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Posted on 03-30-08 04:21:57 AM Link

[00:20:42] <+Sukasa> WATCHA GONNA DO. WATCHA GONNA DO, WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU

[00:20:54] <+prinny> BAD BOYS
[00:20:55] <+prinny> BAD BOYS
[00:20:56] <+prinny> ...
[00:21:02] <+prinny> Why do I want to watch Cops all of a sudden? :v
[00:21:06] <+Sukasa> XD




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Posted on 04-02-08 11:32:34 AM Link
From #protos:

<drx|afk> hahahaahahah

<drx|afk> i've just read the best story ever
<drx|afk> it's in polish, so i'll translate
<drx|afk> "A buddy from Warsaw was riding on a tramway (an electric train, kinda). Next to him sat a black guy, next to the black guy sat a "lady", 40 years old, heavy makeup etc.
<drx|afk> The "lady" is sitting there, insulting everybody in the tramway: "you're not combed! you don't have a makeup! good thing i don't look like that! etc."
<drx|afk> Then she saw the black guy. And she's going on: "YOU RAPIST! YOU ASPHALT! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, GO TO AFRICA" and similiar comments.
<drx|afk> She's going on for about 10 minutes like that, and he just says nothing, ignoring the lady. And she goes on and on.
<drx|afk> Suddenly, the doors open, and ticket controllers get inside. Everyone takes out their tickets.
<drx|afk> The black guy forced the ticket out of the lady's hand, put it in his mouth, chewed, and swallowed it. The controllers check the buddy's ticket, the black guy's, everything's ok.
<drx|afk> They approach the lady:
<drx|afk> Controller - "Where is your ticket, lady?"
<drx|afk> Lady - points at the black guy - "The nigger ate it!"
<drx|afk> Controller - "Now that's a new one, haven't heard that one yet. Do you have any documents?"
<drx|afk> They took her outside and fined her. The black guy was applauded by the rest of the tramway for the next two stops.

I lol'd. Of course, you may not get this... but I don't care.

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Now that is what we call MASSIVE WIN.

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