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Posted on 03-01-09 07:04:14 AM Link | Quote
The Hamtardizer is a simple script that reorders words at random. It has a surprising tendancy to make almost-sensible, funny versions of whatever is pasted into it. It obviously works best if there's a decent amount of text.

For example, "An example sentence for this" turns into "example for an this sentence". It can be kind of amusing.

"An kind of example, reorders make words has decent surprising versions amusing. script works can for to whatever It into this almost-sensible, is a sentence there's if a example Hamtardizer simple at of It into is turns "example amount obviously that tendancy The it. this" text.

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Feel free to make examples of it here, but post the original (or else).

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Posted on 03-01-09 07:24:44 AM Link | Quote
"IT TURNS THE MILK BLUE"
v-hamtardized-v
"TURNS BLUE THE MILK IT"

You're right it is amusing. Reminds me of Yoda.

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Snoozer, Penelope, Panda, Howdy, Oxnard, Bijou, and Boss, LET'S GO!
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