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Posted on 09-26-08 07:51:41 PM Link | Quote
Just something I picked up...but the whole point of the thread is to basically say 'you aren't an overkill gamer until you do such and such'.

Example:

You aren't a gaming god until you've beat this.
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Posted on 09-26-08 08:40:39 PM Link | Quote
There are no words I can use to describe how utterly stupid that is.

THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCREEN WAS NOTHING BUT BULLETS


Also the player's a retard. When you continue, you get bombs that clear the screen of bullets! USE THEM!

(that game's vocal sound effects are making my ears BLEED)
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Posted on 09-26-08 08:41:30 PM Link | Quote
'Nuff said...
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Posted on 09-26-08 08:42:12 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
...Also the player's a retard. When you continue, you get bombs that clear the screen of bullets! USE THEM!

(that game's vocal sound effects are making my ears BLEED)


And, of course, you fail here.

There's a penalty for doing that immediately following a resurrection...course if you knew more about the game you'd know that.
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Posted on 09-26-08 08:49:37 PM (last edited by Xkeeper at 09-26-08 08:49 PM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Fate Testarossa
There's a penalty for doing that immediately following a resurrection...course if you knew more about the game you'd know that.

*Xkeeper upgrades opinion from "Both player and game suck" to "Game is a level of suck that is on par with IWBTG"

Also excuse me for not knowing about a game which is a member of the genre I utterly loathe.
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Posted on 09-26-08 08:52:17 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Also excuse me for not knowing about a game which is a member of the genre I utterly loathe.


Excuse me for going on about your 'player sucks' without you knowing anything.

Now post something dammit.
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Posted on 09-26-08 08:54:14 PM Link | Quote
I would, except my gaming skill is somewhere around zero, making me completely unfit to actually post anything here!
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Posted on 09-26-08 09:09:06 PM Link | Quote
Beat this and you're a real winner!
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Posted on 09-26-08 09:13:42 PM Link | Quote
If you don't want a manic shooter, there's always Star Soldier final loops, or the entirety of Xevious.
Instead of dodging bullets, you dodge enemies that try to fire bullets in your face, and suceed 98% of the time.


Anyways... I'd say beat pokemon with only Magikarp? But I doubt it's difficult, just tiring becouse of wasting the pp until it learns tackle... In fact I am completelly sure it's more tiring to PLAY any of the NES pirate pokemon RPGs than that.

Maybe a Cave Story boss rush run using only the whismical star... (the green stars that surround you when you have your weapon at max.) I tried it once, I got to Balrog's second fight...
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Posted on 09-26-08 11:50:36 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
I would, except my gaming skill is somewhere around zero, making me completely unfit to actually post anything here!


Then why are you doing it?
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Posted on 09-27-08 12:46:32 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kles
Originally posted by Xkeeper
I would, except my gaming skill is somewhere around zero, making me completely unfit to actually post anything here!


Then why are you doing it?

Discussion of things others have posted. You should have noticed that I was referring to acutally posting a challenge of some sort.
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Posted on 09-27-08 12:58:45 AM (last edited by Kles at 09-27-08 12:58 AM) Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by Kles
Originally posted by Xkeeper
I would, except my gaming skill is somewhere around zero, making me completely unfit to actually post anything here!


Then why are you doing it?

Discussion of things others have posted. You should have noticed that I was referring to acutally posting a challenge of some sort.


Oh, right. OPs are hard, let's go shopping!
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Posted on 09-27-08 01:00:50 AM Link | Quote
I really wouldn't consider myself anywhere near a "gaming god" at all.

Hmmm, a challenge... How about playing one of the GBA Castlevania games without leveling or upgrading your stats. Or playing either Mario & Luigi RPGs at the lowest level.

Other than those two, I can't think of anything else.
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Posted on 09-27-08 01:04:47 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kirby Mario
...Hmmm, a challenge... How about playing one of the GBA Castlevania games without leveling or upgrading your stats...


You know, there've been some TASes to that worth watching if you're big on that.
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Posted on 09-27-08 01:05:14 AM Link | Quote
Guitar Hero 3: Beat Dragonforce on Expert.

Megaman 9: Get all the achievements. (RRRRRGGGHHHHHH DIE)

Gain control of NES, SNES and many other old-school gaming platforms.

Can't think anything else right now.

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Posted on 09-27-08 01:05:19 AM Link | Quote
The only problem with the "not leveling up" thing is that, well, killing a boss is almost a guarenteed level
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Posted on 09-27-08 01:11:20 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Pandaren
Guitar Hero 3: Beat Dragonforce on Expert.



That's just not human.

And not just beat, but 5 star it.
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Posted on 09-27-08 01:13:22 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Fate Testarossa
You know, there've been some TASes to that worth watching if you're big on that.

Not a TAS though .

And I meant lowest level possible. Don't defeat any unnecessary enemies, because you are definitely going to level from a boss .
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Posted on 09-27-08 02:46:55 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Anya
Originally posted by Pandaren
Guitar Hero 3: Beat Dragonforce on Expert.



That's just not human.

And not just beat, but 5 star it.

You mean like this?

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Posted on 09-27-08 07:27:04 AM Link | Quote
Mushihimesama has a 1x1 pixel hitbox for the player, while Touhou has one around 5x5 pixels (it turns visible by holding the slowdown button in-game). That doesn't mean I think MS is easy. In fact, I like Touhou 8 and 10 (but nothing else in that department, although I'm getting my Japan Studies bachelor degree the following semester - not everyone studying something like this is too deep into anime and mange only ), but in TH10 I never beat the game on "Normal" without using at least 2-3 continues, and in TH8 I at least beat the game on Normal and unlocked the Extra Stage.

But this on the screen is probably ... holy crap, for a casual gamer like me something I will never achieve.

Try to play this on an old 15" CRT - it seems impossible although my secondary computer runs on an 14" (!) with its maximum possible resolution of 800 x 600. Touhou - Mountain of Faith even is playable, but Mushihimesama probably won't be playable, on this 19" CRT it is another story
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