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Posted on 07-22-19 07:25:16 AM (last edited by Halian at 07-08-20 07:10:53 PM) Link | Quote
maple post-o-matic 9.3
I feel bad that I don't seem to have, or at least remember, my dreams anymore.

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Posted on 07-22-19 10:23:56 AM Link | Quote
my dream this night was an utter fucking mess, and while I remember parts of it, no idea how I would put them together to form a remotely coherent story

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Posted on 07-24-19 07:41:00 AM (last edited by Rambly at 07-24-19 07:42:52 AM) Link | Quote
oh god i had a couple of winners of dreams the last few nights. warning: long as shit, slightly dark

DREAM A (two nights ago):

i had a dream that starts off with babar was my roommate and he was an ASSHOLE



so like. he was a teenager in the dream for some reason and i was still living with my parents and my parents decided to let him live at our house and basically adopted him. so anyway the STUPID DICK ELEPHANT was a FUCKING asshole. he used to take showers that were way too long and always used up all the goddamned shampoo. he constantly mocked me for my weight and peppered his speech towards me with "fatass" and high-larious "rambly is fat" jokes (that i always laughed sarcastically at, like, "ha ha ha ha ha ha" rofl good one babar). and he was just generally unpleasant and rude to be around. he mocked me constantly for being bad at video games in the hopes that i'd let him play the xbox 360. and one time i wouldn't let him have it so he started pulling my hair hoping i'd drop the controller so he could play it. fuck you, babar.

-

there was a time skip in the dream and eventually babar grew up, became a lot nicer, and started going to elephant college, which was the same as regular college. my parents kept calling it "elephant college" but he was literally just going to wash u.

i found out later that babar had disappeared completely. around this time my parents started.. acting... really weird. like they kept talking about how much they hated babar and they were glad he was gone. just when i'd started feeling bad for that sweet little elephant boy.

one day when i was in class (i was in college too) i started seeing all these... colored lines around everything, like everything was glitching out (i think my brain stole this effect from into the spider-verse). and then i ended up walking home from class and all of a sudden i fell into some alternate dimension which was just... this weird circular room with a view of the sky

(cw rest of dream: nazism, literal hitler)

this woman named Alexandria, apparently assistant director of this place, along with a guy named Bob, the project leader, explains to me that because the planet earth is running out of space — that there's too many people on the planet for its "RAM", so-to-speak — reality is now falling apart. she explains that Babar is now up here because of that.

she continues, saying that i was brought here on a temporary basis and would be sent back to regular earth to facilitate their plan, which was to kill a bunch of people. the dregs, the criminals and the worst scum of society. i object to this on what i think are pretty justified moral grounds

for a while i argue about it with her and her team and i relent because i don't have any good ideas and don't wanna be fucking thanos. so while Bob is up on a whiteboard explaining exactly how to execute this plan cogs are turning in my head and i realize "wait, what if the theory was wrong" so i run off to go find Alexandria to explain to her how we can fix the universe without essentially committing mass murder. turns out she's in a meeting with some "interested parties"

i open the door to their conference room and it turns out she's talking with a few of her associates and GODDAMNED HITLER AND GOEBBELS AND HIMMLER WHAT THE FUCK

apparently the nazis have been working together with her on this project for a while and are pretty chummy. i’m pretty exasperated at first but i’m explained to that they’re Not Evil Anymore and blah blah blah. i don’t want my idea to get sidelined, so fine

i bring up my big revelation which is that the earth probably isn't being drained by its "RAM" but is actually probably being drained through its "CPU", which i explain is happening because everybody is so busy and overworked and miserable and stressed, not because there's too many people. she's initially receptive to this idea and even the nazis are kind of interested in a curious way

she decides to hold a vote among the project leaders to stick with the original plan. the nazis are the deciding vote, and goebbels and himmler are about to vote "kill a bunch of people" when i pull out a sword and hold it to hitler's head and say, "if you vote to go through with this genocide i will KILL your glorious leader"

(it bothers me how many of my dreams involve me threatening to kill fascists with swords and i'm pretty sure i have a complex. i don't think about that kind of shit that often in real life normally i swear)

so hitler, fucking says, in his thick austrian accent,

"*tch* ohh, killing me isn't that satisfying. trust me, i've done it before."

BADUMPSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!!!! GOOD ONE FUCKING, ADOLF HITLER, YOU FUCKING MONSTER

unfortunately Alexandria decides we're not going to hold the vote because i threatened to kill someone (oops) so her goons start chasing after me. i'm hiding out somewhere on the base for this project for a while (i see babar, btw, at some point, confirming that he's at least alive and well)

at some point, Alexandria comes and decides to have a chat with me. she determines that even if the CPU plan isn't perfect, it's at least worth a shot and would be better than killing a bunch of people, and if it doesn't work we can try something else.

we then leave the broom/cleaning supplies closet i'm in and find out that oops, the nazis have taken over, and, WOW what a surprise, they're moving to do major evil nazi shit, immediately and effectively. even Bob is shocked (somehow Alexandria and Bob are blindsided by the fact that the nazis were evil), and he issues orders for the remaining people to return to earth immediately to halt this shit. i get in this weird ship and the grey background of heaven turns sky blue to signal that i'm back in the real world

unfortunately then i woke up. dammit

dream B (two nights ago):


irl background: i used to be on this zelda fangame forum. every week they have a screenshot contest called Screenshot of the Week where people submit zelda fangame screenshots and vote on the best one. a few people here might know what that is already but there it is

i had a dream last night that the admins of that site had set up an important irl discussion and i was invited as a former staff member. so supposedly, they’d gotten a screenshot entry from the vatican that won one week. except there were a few problems: one, the screenshot was a mockup, not actually made in the fangame engine, so it was a fake screenshot. two, the person who might have done it personally was GODDAMNED POPE FRANCIS

oh by the way THIS MEETING WAS SET UP IN THE BALCONY OF A VATICAN CITY CATHOLIC CHURCH AND WE’RE HIDING WATCHING THE GODDAMNED POPE who is, in fact, giving a speech to his bishops and NOT actively sending doctored zelda fangame screenshots to SotW. AT LEAST NOT YET

but then he tells his bishops about how it’s okay to infiltrate youth culture places and use it to spread the gospel and oops wee woo wee woo everyone’s "THE POPE DID IT" sirens are going off. everyone starts talking about how horribly betrayed they feel by the pope and what an awful, evil pope he is, and how even the last pope was better than this one.

i’m a little frustrated by this and i bring it up with some… surprisingly cogent arguments for a dream. i mention that pope francis was ALWAYS evil and bad — that his arguments against trans people seem to suggest it. when he compares trans people to nuclear weapons, he’s not just saying Trans Bad, he's saying that he thinks trans peoples' existence should cause people fear and that they should be legislated against by governments around the world. he's giving bigots a blank checks to make sure trans people don't exist. you don't do that unless you're at least a little evil.

anyway eventually we end up in a restaurant holding a vote on what to do and the restaurant looks like a chili’s. i’m not sure if we teleported back to america at some point or if we’re in a vatican city Chili’s® but there it is. everyone from this goddamned zelda forum votes to declare war on the vatican city-state on the grounds that pope francis made a fake zelda screenshot for a screenshot contest. i quit and leave and go the fuck home. the end

dream C (last night):


i had a vivid dream that a major source of my dysphoria was relieved and i was living happily and comfortably and freely as a girl and it caused me horrible dysphoria when i woke up and i want to die

i guess that last dream wasn’t very funny or fun, was it

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Posted on 08-04-19 03:45:43 PM Link | Quote
Post #1833
This dream started with me doing stuff at the computer downstairs, but it was running XP rather than 7.

At some point a program froze and so there was this annoying unmovable window covering the Start button. Of course, I did what I would usually do: firing up Task Manager, finding the offending process and killing it. When I did so, an error message appeared and at the same time the command prompt I had open in the background turned blue and showed text you would normally see in a BSOD.

This was perplexing.

After I eventually decided to close that message, the entire computer blue screened and shut down almost immediately. Trying to turn it on then wouldn't do anything, so after several attempts to do so I gave up and went upstairs.

I knew something was up -- there was no way something like that would have been possible. I almost suspected it was a dream, but of course I didn't quite reach the conclusion

...

well, I woke up not too long after, so I guess I did reach said conclusion quickly, just not in the way I originally thought

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Posted on 08-13-19 03:56:25 PM Link | Quote
I remember having this dream weeks ago where I was in a local shoe store that was selling Soap Shoes and Heelys. I wanted to buy one of them, but I couldn't decide on which one to get. As I was about to make my final decision, I woke up and thought to myself, "How come they don't make those shoes anymore?"

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Posted on 11-12-19 08:40:40 PM Link | Quote
Had this dream about me watching an WWE vs. AEW PPV live. one of the events were Jon Moxley vs. Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns and if I hadn't gone to another dream, the main event would be Chris Jericho (AEW champ.) vs. Brock Lesnar (WWE Champ.)

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Posted on 09-24-20 01:42:23 AM (last edited by hydra-calm at 09-24-20 01:42:46 AM) Link | Quote
Been a bit, but seeing the thread reminded me of it: I recently dreamt I was on a journey somewhere with a tiny...terrier? or some other kind of small white dog, and ended up on a town in the middle of an open, grassy plain in the midwest. I immediately realized something was wrong there, but had to stop to buy the dog toothpaste, and it was almost sunset by the time I found someone who told me the residents were possessed by the spirits of the dead at night. I remember wandering around trying to avoid people and being accosted multiple times by people trying to pull me into bars and the like, but not how it ended. There were almost no roads, and people just walked everywhere -- probably the least midwest-esque part.
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Posted on 10-15-20 05:03:41 PM Link | Quote
maple post-o-matic 9.3
Originally posted by sammyrms1
Had this dream about me watching an WWE vs. AEW PPV live. one of the events were Jon Moxley vs. Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns and if I hadn't gone to another dream, the main event would be Chris Jericho (AEW champ.) vs. Brock Lesnar (WWE Champ.)


Help I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing's happening

(Also, Jeff Hardy vs. Cody Rhodes for the IC and TNT titles.)

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Posted on 10-22-20 04:10:08 PM Link | Quote
Had a dream where it was snowing but the snow was pollution and we had to stay indoors because breathing the pollution that was falling from the sky would probably cause incredible health problems. I hated that dream. It was more of a nightmare really.

Also had plenty of dreams involving stuff with Discord, so many I'm actually having trouble remembering what was a dream and what wasn't

help

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Posted on 10-22-20 04:12:39 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by RanAS
Also had plenty of dreams involving stuff with Discord, so many I'm actually having trouble remembering what was a dream and what wasn't



I have a lot of those when I falling asleep after waking up before I need to get up.

I think it's because my first thing in the morning is checking up on my discord server and such, so that thought probably results in dreamy things about that.

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Posted on 10-22-20 04:38:42 PM Link | Quote
my dreams have been pretty boring lately. they seem to go in cycles where they're boring and less boring, and right now i'm in the "boring" phase. a lot of my dreams lately have involved:

  • me being back in my old house in missouri (a house that my parents don't live in anymore and which i haven't seen in nearly five years)

  • me being back in my old house in michigan (a house that my parents don't live in anymore and which i haven't seen in nearly sixteen years)

  • me going grocery shopping at king sooper's. EXCITEMENT

i guess last night i had a dream that i was part of a vaudeville club with moe szyslak. that's pretty weird i guess

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Posted on 10-22-20 04:44:51 PM (last edited by Jake Nagare at 10-22-20 04:45:20 PM) Link | Quote
I had a dream the other day that was kinda bizarre.

The actual events that happened were fairly tame me and a couple of friends were catching up and we went to go get some food at some restaurant, the really weird thing however was that one of my friends looked like the were a lot bigger than normal the best example I can provide is like a kinda bad CGI effect to make someone fatter, I guess think like the live action Fat Albert or something. It gets even stranger because after awhile they'd occasionally switch back to being their normal size and just started randomly alternating. Everyone acted like this was entirely normal though while we at the restaurant, and that's about it for that dream.
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Posted on 10-23-20 01:35:21 AM Link | Quote
having a lot of dreams about car crashes
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Posted on 10-23-20 04:54:34 AM Link | Quote
no recent dreams to speak of, but i'll crosspost a few of the more interesting semi-oldies i typed up elsewhere

this is a freaky dream i had wherein i was watching a longplay of some obscure adventure game called Owl Barrel Industries

the game takes place in some kind of post-steampunk cyberpunk era where you are investigating the abandoned remains of the game's titular company. they were apparently known for producing lots of clothing items during the steampunk era, but the company's presence had ceased to exist for no apparent reason

throughout the game you would explore a lot of abandoned factories and laboratores, frequently encountering these beings which resemble puppets or crash test dummies. you would always find that these puppets have mild "injuries" all along thier bodies, such as claw marks or an area that's been slightly melted. if you spent too much time around one, you would learn that they are in fact alive and dangerous

at a certain point in the game, it is revealed that the company's owner had a weird fascination with hats that double as torture devices. there was one hat in particular which they wanted to make involving some substance i forget (nitrogen? napalm?) but attempting to perfect its design drove them insane. it is not known what excatly the puppet-like beings are, only that they are a byproduct of everything that went into making such hats


i had a dream that my father and i were watching some weird japanese movie that was deliberately made to look like third-person video game footage. it was like if someone with no experience in film direction but lots of experience making interactive AAA game cutscenes decided to just tell a story through the latter

the movie was about a girl who survived some kind of space alien apocalypse, but only because she was eaten by a weird alien thing and was reborn as some kind of human-dragon-insect hybrid which gave her borderline superpowers

she went on to fall in love with some dude who presumably shared a similar fate. the movie centered around their struggles to start a family while largely despised by humans for being these hybridized abominations of the aliens that attacked them. what's more, they also had some strange biological quirks to deal with, such as being really susceptible to colder temperatures (i vaguely recall something about one of their children getting kidnapped and nearly dying from the cold)

i remember the main character having a little monologue about how she feels inadequate next to her lover, who could somehow keep a cool head in every situation and was unwilling to put even his enemies in harm's way. she on the other hand would often become enraged and lose any concern for the lives of those who get in her way. her own kids would even criticize her for this sometimes because they didn't want the family's reputation as dangerous freaks to get worse, but her significant other was strangely understanding and basically encouraged her to keep being who she needed to be


i present to you, without context, the phrase:

"my freedom got spicy"



i just woke up from a really cool dream where i was watching some old Japanese animated movie. stylistically it was really similar to something Osamu Tezuka (Astro Boy, Wonder 3, Unico) would have made

it took place in a sort of early sci-fi setting where humanity had migrated to a new solar system and colonized a small handful of inhabitable planets there. this solar system came to be overseen by a big space station that was basically the centerpiece of their government, research, and millitary-related operations

at some point, the space station had been commandeered by a mysterious woman who wore a mono-dark purple dress with a white bunny mask and tail. she was rarely ever seen in public, and only a few people were even privy to her existence. even those who had seen her were usually oblivious to just how many strings she was pulling, and she was largely considered a myth among station dwellers

throughout the movie, though, her influence is apparent in how corrupt the government had become. for no apparent reason, each of the planets are attacked by strange lapin war machines and forced to start their own resistance against the government's newfound hostility

each planet typically had some designated "hero" who was the center of their own subplot. typically they were either leading a resistance of some kind, or were more or less the entirety of it

in particular, i remember there being this young lady who was in the middle of training to join the millitary on her planet before having to pull a Fire Emblem and lead her fellow trainees in battle against it

another planet was home to two brothers. one of them carried a special laptop around that was made with some "demonic" computer part that gave it unimaginable processing power. the other one had some big ol' sword that looked like it was carved from stone but had all these glowy electric sci-fi components. the laptop brother was a sort of misguided anti-hero who believed in a half-truth that the government was being smeared for someone else's doing, while the sword brother was a full-on rebel who didn't think it mattered

either way, the bunny lady made every effort to make sure each hero character was captured instead of killed, because they each held some kind of ability, relic, or information that she wanted for herself. i seem to remember the movie ending on some cliffhanger where all of the heroes had been caught, and then i woke up before i could figure out if they ever made a conclusion and was really disappointed to find out this whole thing hadn't been a real movie


i kept forgetting to post about this one so i've probably forgotten a fair deal by now

i had a dream where internet browsing was replaced by some kind of VRChat-esque adventure game. the game was essentially "single player" in that you didn't see or interact with anyone in real time, but the environment was entirely made up of cubic rooms containing scripted objects placed there by other people; many of which were not even visible until you got close enough to trigger them

surprisingly there was no advertising to be found in this weird new version of the internet, but the alternative it presented was much worse. the vast majority of objects you'd come across were copied and pasted memes designed to cause chaos and some of them even went as far as installing shit on your computer

here are some of the horrors i can remember:
- one of the most common meme scripts was called "DancyPants", which flattened your character model into an animated GIF of, uh, something pretty suggestive. this state also prevented you from moving until you closed and re-opened the game

- usually after encountering a "snare" script like the one above, a lot of other script objects would then swoop in to bombard you with more meme garbage while you're unable to move. occasionally the game would just freeze under the stress of hundreds of scripts invoking hundreds more each, like some kind of recursive meme-spawning black hole glitch

- another common type of object was that which simply shoved you into other rooms. usually they'd put you in a "dox room" that could somehow fetch, record, and display the name + address of anyone who enters. however, there was apparently some kind of size limit on how much data could be saved as a result of people visiting a room, so you'd have a hard time actually finding a dox room that still records anything because the vast majority of them were booked with the identities of their first 100 visitors

- you almost couldn't do anything in this bizarre anarchist version of the internet without getting tons of Very Questionable background processes running on your machine as a result of script chaos. like i remember opening task manager and seeing processes with colored names and shit. i couldn't have guessed what any of these processes did. all i know is that one of them was responsible for running Desktop Ponies

tl;dr: the road to hell is paved with javascript
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Posted on 10-23-20 01:29:27 PM Link | Quote
I just realized something. I think in my dreams I'm actually shorter than I am in real-life. Like, I'm 5'7" but I frequently have dreams where I'm just like half of that height usually. I wonder if I'm just not used to my height yet?

also i'm one of those people who'd rather be short than tall honestly, don't judge me

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Posted on 10-23-20 01:41:28 PM Link | Quote

had a weird dream where i was in a mall and went to the food court on second level where i was trying out different flavors of those honey straws they sometimes use for tea. then i wanted to go downstairs to an electronics store to look for something but the layout kept changing

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Posted on 10-23-20 03:28:02 PM Link | Quote
a mystery dungeon mall where the layout keeps changing. there's no way out
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Posted on 10-23-20 04:38:26 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rachael
a mystery dungeon mall where the layout keeps changing. there's no way out

so basically you were just stuck in the infinite ikea ?

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Posted on 10-23-20 04:44:23 PM Link | Quote
a fate worse than death. not as bad as the backrooms though
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Posted on 10-23-20 04:59:48 PM Link | Quote
I dunno, infinite ikea has faceless humanoids dressed as employees that will try to kill you after the sun sets
in the backrooms there's only implication that there's somethin, or someone there.. somewhere
otherwise it's just you, and millions of miles of carpet, wallpaper, and fluorescent lights humming.,,

...well,.
hm,,

I'm really not sure which one is worse now, tbh

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line 848 column 43 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 848 column 140 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 848 column 244 - Warning: <img> proprietary attribute value "absmiddle"
line 857 column 25 - Warning: <img> lacks "alt" attribute
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line 639 column 3308 - Warning: trimming empty <label>
line 639 column 3368 - Warning: trimming empty <label>
line 639 column 3417 - Warning: trimming empty <label>
line 842 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 204 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 230 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 320 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 358 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 385 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 412 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 438 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 469 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 499 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 501 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
line 530 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 561 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 589 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
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line 696 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 724 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 751 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
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line 804 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 830 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 340 warnings and 0 errors!


The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

About HTML Tidy: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5
Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
Latest HTML specification: http://dev.w3.org/html5/spec-author-view/
Validate your HTML documents: http://validator.w3.org/nu/
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Do you speak a language other than English, or a different variant of
English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/blob/master/README/LOCALIZE.md