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Posted on 05-19-18 02:13:25 AM Link | Quote
i just saw the phantom menace again and it has some fucking choice dialogue


this whole fucking scene makes me squirm

also "now this is podracing!"

monkeybone's still the worst film i've ever seen in my life tho
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Posted on 06-14-18 07:22:13 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Zero One
I also just got back from watching Ready Player One. Oh boy.

I saw the new Tomb Raider and Ready Player One on back to back weekends, and I would much rather watch Tomb Raider before seeing RPO ever again.

Tomb Raider at least has the vibe of "I could throw this on in the background and passively enjoy parts of it".

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Posted on 06-20-18 08:03:44 PM Link | Quote
A few weeks ago I came across the YouTube channel of this guy named Herbert Midgely. His channel has about twenty million videos on it, which are kind of try-too-hard-to-be-funnys, but are mostly short, harmless, and inoffensive (see How to Eat a Banana After Getting a Haircut or How to Look at a Carton of Eggs, for example).

At the end of his videos he puts a bumper to watch his movie: Rise of the Robots, which is somehow available on Amazon Prime for free. I had a couple of hours a few weeks ago and I figured I would check it out. I like watching bad movies and amateur stuff sometimes, and can usually find something to like in them. Rise of the Robots, though, was one of the exceptions. It was bad, yeah, but it wasn't even the 'so bad it's good' kind of bad. It was just 'these people don't really know what they're doing and it shows' kind of bad. There were plot holes, bizarre pacing, audio levels were all over the place, and they hit the viewer over the head with the blunt end of the moral message hard enough to detach a retina.

I did manage to make it to the end and through the post credits sequences (there were a few of them), but in hindsight that was a really bad idea, and I don't recommend anyone do the same thing.
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Posted on 08-04-18 12:24:55 PM Link | Quote
Dad and I sat down to watch the new Ghostbusters; tried to give it a fair shot given all of the garbage that surrounded it. We did not finish it, it is actually pretty bad. I kinda hate it when a movie turns out to be bad. Look at Spider Man 3; the actors were having such a good time, only for it to be a pretty awful movie, and the last one before the reboot. It must feel awful.

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Posted on 08-10-18 05:35:57 PM (last edited by Nin★Collin at 08-10-18 07:47:58 PM) Link | Quote
I once tried to watch "Atomic Shark".......
It was so bad I simply couldn't finish it.
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Posted on 08-24-18 07:00:53 AM Link | Quote
D-War is such a shit movie. I actually had some hopes for that movie, but it's so messy. You're bouncing from scene to scene and you've no idea where the plot is going. It's going to bad places, mind you.
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Posted on 09-18-18 12:09:46 AM Link | Quote
The Force Awakens. It's one thing to be a bad movie, it's another thing entirely to be a bad movie that constantly references other movies that are better than it. It doesn't make me want to see more Star Wars sequels, it makes me want to go back and watch the old Star Wars movies that were good.

At this point the Star Wars franchise is basically the stereotypical boomer who sits on his sofa and does nothing with his life, all the while reminiscing about how he used to be so much cooler when he was captaining the Varsity Football team back in '78.
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Posted on 09-18-18 12:19:49 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by snickerbockers
The Force Awakens. It's one thing to be a bad movie, it's another thing entirely to be a bad movie that constantly references other movies that are better than it. It doesn't make me want to see more Star Wars sequels, it makes me want to go back and watch the old Star Wars movies that were good.

At this point the Star Wars franchise is basically the stereotypical boomer who sits on his sofa and does nothing with his life, all the while reminiscing about how he used to be so much cooler when he was captaining the Varsity Football team back in '78.

man normally i'd just write this off as an intentionally contentious Nuclear Take

then i remember how people reacted to The Last Jedi for actually trying to do anything interesting with its characters/story at all and i'm tempted to agree just to spite dipshit star wars fans

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Posted on 07-06-19 06:29:42 PM Link | Quote
Man, this is probably gonna sound stupid but my worst movies would be...

The Boss Baby and Despicable Me 3. Mostly The Boss Baby.

Those stupid baby antics...
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Posted on 07-20-19 03:24:09 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tarale


My husband decided to watch Pixels and it's up there for one of the worst things I've ever seen. AT THE END OF THE FILM A DUDE LITERALLY WINS A WOMAN AS A TROPHY




That really does not sound bad

The worst movie/TV series ever is Naruto!

Wait, Anime classics are the best movies ever!
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Posted on 07-21-19 08:30:54 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tarale
I was hoping to watch "The Room" with my husband but I've been going to bed early because I'm exhausted by the baby, and so he watched it without me.


The Room: The Game essentially goes through the whole movie's plot, basically line for line, but with some Easter eggs and deepest lore involving spoons.

For whatever reason, I hate movies that are part of an installment (Digimon Tri OVAs being the exception so far). Lord of the Rings? Gave up some time early in the 2nd. Harry Potter? Only saw the fifth movie and I can't see myself watching more (incidentally, couldn't get through the first three chapters of the first book). Star Wars? Saw the first trilogy, thought it was overhyped and dumb, so I've no desire for more. Transformers? I prefer Egoraptor's take on those.

But the worst movie? Ratings-wise, Caligula counts, but I'm fascinated by said film for how extreme the director went in the name of art.

I'm probably gonna have to go with Ted 2. I know which movies to avoid, so I don't waste my time, but I remember I kept checking my watch wondering when it'd be over. Heard the original Ted was great, so I'm hopeful that if I'll see it I'll like it, but Ted 2 felt unnecessary and kinda mean at some points.

Swiss Army Man at least ends with Daniel Radcliffe's corpse motorboarding off into the sunset with the power of his farts.



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Posted on 07-21-19 09:27:34 PM Link | Quote
Can I just give a special shout-out to the 2003 Cat in the Hat movie with Mike Meyers? I still genuinely can't believe that exists. It just feels like the living embodiment of soulless capitalism took The Cat in the Hat and made a raunchy movie about Mike Meyers being a goofball. Sure, it had some really neat visual design and a couple of funny scenes, but it just feels like it's profiting off of you.

There's that infamous scene where the Cat literally stops the movie to try and sell the viewer on going to the Universal Studios themepark, but there's also the merchandise. There was so much merchandise (video games, board games, plushies, blankets, I once saw a The Cat in the Hat: The Movie: The Book?!) that came out when that movie came out, and they made sure to put on a tacky "official movie merchandise" logo on all of it.

It just feels like they don't care about the source material at all and they're just milking the name for money.

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Posted on 10-15-20 04:32:25 PM Link | Quote
last October i watched the movie Wish Upon and it is among the worst movies i have ever seen. it is hilariously bad stupid horror and the whole thing feels like the plot to a Mike Scully-era Treehouse of Horror

also i didn't really think of it as such at the time but The Imitation Game is pretty fucking stupid -- it's basically 2 hours of neurotypicals romanticizing autism in stupid ways (all autisms think like computer brains, yo usee,) and trying to shoehorn a het romance into a movie about a gay man

special mention to Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, which is worse than any of the prequels (not joking or trying to be hyperbolic here)

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Posted on 10-15-20 05:47:24 PM Link | Quote
maple post-o-matic 9.3
I think for me it has to be The Cat in the Hat as well.

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Posted on 10-16-20 12:23:10 AM (last edited by Narumi at 10-16-20 12:23:23 AM) Link | Quote
Oh yeah, I heard that the Cat in the Hat movie was awful. It was so bad that Dr. Seuss' widow denounced it.
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Posted on 10-16-20 12:25:31 AM Link | Quote
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It was horrible.

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Posted on 10-22-20 04:56:02 PM (last edited by Jake Nagare at 10-22-20 04:57:37 PM) Link | Quote
There are two movies that always stick in my head for genuinely being awful.

#1. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Now, I'm sure it isn't a surprise to anyone that I'm saying a film by Michael Bay is bad, because let's face it most of his films are fucking terrible. I think this one really holds a special place in awful movies though, I don't know how he managed to do it, but he made a film about giant robots beating the shit out of each other such a boring slog. This is generally a problem with a lot of his Transformers films but it's ESPECIALLY a problem in this one where I swear over an hour is the unlikable human cast fucking off in a desert somewhere looking for something to revive Optimus Prime or something, I can't remember. I don't think my hate boner for this movie will ever die, especially since I know someone who claims this is like one of the best movies ever made.

#2. Independence Day: Resurgence
I don't actually have a rant for this one, all I can say is I kinda feel bad about it because a friend took me to go watch this movie for my birthday because we all wanted to see it and I passed out for like an hour of the movie because of how incredibly boring and nothing the film was.
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Posted on 10-25-20 04:46:58 PM Link | Quote
Not many bad movies come to mind (especially since I don't really watch movies ), but one I can say was bad was one of those 'straight-to-DVD grandma checkout line' movies, called Santa Stole Our Dog. Despite having Ed Asner in it, it's super-cheap and honestly kind of so-bad-it's-good at points. They even make a half-hearted point about global warming at the end of the movie for no reason. It's so fucking stupid and I kind of love it.

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Posted on 01-14-22 01:10:27 AM Link | Quote
I watched The Minions with my parents a few years ago when it was still in theaters.
Bad move. I regret it immensely.

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Posted on 01-14-22 12:23:28 PM Link | Quote
The worst movie i have ever seen was Whatever Happened to Baby Jane! That movie was sad... i did not like it.

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line 212 column 309 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 692 column 1433 - Warning: trimming empty <font>
line 748 column 17 - Warning: trimming empty <tr>
line 125 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 141 column 68 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 177 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 210 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 212 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
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line 269 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
line 271 column 74 - Warning: <table> proprietary attribute "height"
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line 328 column 27 - Warning: <nobr> is not approved by W3C
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Info: Document content looks like HTML5
Info: No system identifier in emitted doctype
Tidy found 334 warnings and 0 errors!


The alt attribute should be used to give a short description
of an image; longer descriptions should be given with the
longdesc attribute which takes a URL linked to the description.
These measures are needed for people using non-graphical browsers.

For further advice on how to make your pages accessible
see http://www.w3.org/WAI/GL.
You are recommended to use CSS to specify the font and
properties such as its size and color. This will reduce
the size of HTML files and make them easier to maintain
compared with using <FONT> elements.

You are recommended to use CSS to control line wrapping.
Use "white-space: nowrap" to inhibit wrapping in place
of inserting <NOBR>...</NOBR> into the markup.

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Bug reports and comments: https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/issues
Official mailing list: https://lists.w3.org/Archives/Public/public-htacg/
Latest HTML specification: http://dev.w3.org/html5/spec-author-view/
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English? Consider helping us to localize HTML Tidy. For details please see
https://github.com/htacg/tidy-html5/blob/master/README/LOCALIZE.md